The World’s Most Predictable Rerun

Oh lookie there! It’s the return of BAD ASS BILLY!

Ooooh! Choose wisely he sez. Or test him he sez.

Crimeney, can this dude get a new schtick? No, this is Bill Schmalfeldt after all.

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You Keep Using That Word

The words for the day are: DREAD and DISCOMFORT.

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Oh How Things Change While Staying the Same

Have you ever noticed that the more florid and fanciful his wording, the more Bill Schmalfeldt is exaggerating? It’s something that happens over and over and over again.

Take for example this lovely run-on sentence from May of last year.

If you so choose, you can read the entirety of this legal filing HERE.

But back to the subject at hand. In this legal document, Bill Schmalfeldt says he is wanting to “spend the rest of his days enjoying his retirement, the new love in his life, his new location on the beach”.

Since Bill has supposedly found a new job, I don’t know how this can be termed as “enjoying his retirement.”

As to enjoying the new love in his life, I have to ask WTF happened to poor Onyx. Because I just might lose my shit if he dumped her like he dumped the other cat and dog he abandoned to go be with the “new love in his life.”

As to his new location on the beach, I somehow don’t think that the desert sands of New Mexico quite qualify.

In the end, it doesn’t matter that Bill Schmalfeldt said one thing and then later did another thing. But it’s a pattern. And it’s the pattern that matters

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Updating the Slate

Since the last LolSuit went up in the anticipated burst of flames, I figured it was time to make changes to the scoreboard over on the right. Got to keep a correct count!

As an aside, there has been an upside to being sued so many times so frivolously. Not only do I have a deeper understanding of the law, but I have also been able to supply counsel and comfort to others being threatened with a defamation lawsuit designed to shut people up about discussing someone’s nefarious deeds – by a totally different person and in a totally different situation, mind you.

It is not, and never has been defamatory to tell someone else the truth of a situation. It is not, and never has been defamatory to quote someone accurately. It is not, and never has been defamatory to comment on someone’s accurate quote.  It is not, and never has been defamatory to point at, laugh at, or openly mock someone when they continue to step on their own nutsack in public. With cleats.

While of course no one wants or enjoys being sued, the fact of the matter is when you are sued by an inept fool, you get the result that is documented over in the sidebar. Thank goodness.

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“So Thoroughly Humiliated”

“that they couldn’t make anything stick to me.”

The above is a comment Bill Schmalfeldt made on a recent Periscope video. He’s using it to describe those of us who have taken to cataloging his behavior, when in reality it describes how he feels much more accurately.

I mean, what could be more humiliating than trying EIGHT SEPARATE TIMES to sue people over the same variety of bullshit (you hurt my fee-fees!) and each time either dismissing it yourself or having a judge quickly press a button saying you needed to go back to the drawing board and try again because you were doing it wrong? I don’t know about other members of the Zombie and Lickspittle Horde, but I would have stopped after the first one.

“And I’ve walked away from them (lawsuits and criminal charges filed against him) scott-free every time.”

BZZZT! Wrong! As to making things “stick” to him. I believe that there is a restraining order that is in effect until June. And then there were two other restraining orders that I was able to “stick” to him previously as well. So yeah. Follow through. It’s a thing. He should try it sometime. Scott-free indeed!

Then again, we might get another rendition of that time he tried to file a no-contact order against Patrick Grady only to have Patrick fly to Maryland and show up for the thing while Bill slunk away cowardly. Because he had no valid reason to get said no-contact order. That was fun.




It’s the zombie way. And Bill keeps giving it to us. Gotta love it!

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He Makes this Far too Easy Sometimes…

But, I thought that Bill had LOTS of experience with this sort of thing.

I thought it was a Schmalfeldt thing. Different strokes indeed!

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Happy New Year!

Well, well, well. It’s been quite a while. And I’ve been quite the busy bee. Between kittens, kittens and more kittens along with some unexpected family situations, I just obviously haven’t been around much.

But that’s changing.

Not content with having LOLSuit VIII crumble to dust before his disbelieving eyes, Bill Schmalfeldt is continuing his quest to be the most unbelievable Parkinson’s Disease sufferer, ever, and boy do I have quite a lot to say about that. Make yourself into a limited public figure, you get people commenting on you. It’s life. And he just can’t seem to keep his mouth shut about his own. Especially when it contradicts things that are in actual court documents he filed against myself and others.

Let the building of the New Year bonfire begin.

Got marshmallows?

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