Chickens Come Home to Roost?

Bill Schmalfeldt is a HUGE fan of taking/gathering information on people (or what he *thinks* is information about them), drawing his own conclusions about it, and then reporting said people to the authorities, suggesting that they get investigated, that their children possibly be taken away from them, that they be sanctioned by the bar… You know, things that can affect their ability to earn a living, support their family, keep their kids under their roof, stay out of jail. That sort of thing.

It seems that someone out there has decided the sauce is good for the gander if it’s good for the goose.

There he goes again. Which fedruhl crahm is it this time? He doesn’t say.

D’oh! Somebody reported Bill for… something. And it was apparently enough to get them to actually act on the suspicions given to them supposedly. Somehow I don’t think they do that just on the basis of a lolrandumb complaint that comes in. Seems to me the VA would be complicit in negligence if they didn’t look into something and just pressed the “zap” button.

Then again, this is the federal government, so who knows.


Wait. What? Bill’s BANK ACCOUNT was frozen? *snort* And he can’t access his money or online account? Perhaps he tried to log into it a couple of times and screwed up the password. Could happen to anyone. Especially someone with Parkinson’s Dementia, you know.

Oh wait. That was apparently quickly resolved, despite his bitching about it. But it HAS to be someone else’s fault. Not him playing fumble fingers or something. And they are gonna PAY!!!! Here we go!

Oh yes! Someone’s gonna come knocking. Like that Postal Service Inspector that was promised. How many years has that been? Like the Kops that were koming to arrest Krendler for supposed vandalism? That’s been a year there.

Does he EVER get tired of making empty threats like that?

Survey says “BZZZZZT!”

Good thing we all know by now to just hold our sides or strategically apply duct tape or a corset so we don’t burst from laughing too much.

And of course, Bill Schmalfeldt has to posture while trying to save face when someone pokes fun at him with logic. Because that really burns him hard.

Since Bill Schmalfeldt can’t read what he writes, he actually did say that they *did* freeze his bank account. It was that tweet #7 up above. Oopsie Poopsie.

Our good friend over at Sonoran Conservative also had his take on this.

You gotta love it when a single lolcow provides grist for more than one mill. Excellent!


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Compare and Contrast

Bill Schmalfeldt, in his continued attempts to belittle Patrick Grady (who hasn’t said boo about Bill in public in, what… two years? Something like that.), has decided that it’s a really good thing to try and highlight what Bill thinks are shameful things.

As per usual, doesn’t quite turn out as Bill thinks it will.

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Ah, NOW Comes the Tarring and the Feathering

One of the hallmarks of the modern day Social Justice Warrior (and the classic narcissist – but I repeat myself) is that they cannot see criticism of themselves as anything but an attack on their identity, rather than who they actually are and what they actually do. Their identity within social groups and the supposed virtue signaling it conveys means more to them than what they have actually done.

Conversely, they believe that if they attack the perceived identity of their foes, they are actually attacking a real person rather than a strawman. In today’s political climate, the use of this tactic has successfully driven people from public for completely invalid reasons, because when a mob is called down on you because of whatever flavor of the month outrage, the mob doesn’t stop to ask questions, they just like to mow you over.

This is why, after a multi-year, drawn out internet slap fight with people over his own personal behavior, rather than the identity he claims, Bill Schmalfeldt is once again trying to associate identity politics with very, very personal mockification of his online antics. Continue reading

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So, Why Does He?

Motivation. Why do we do the things that we do?

Bill Schmalfeldt seems to think that people don’t understand his motivations. And that people are incorrect when the say that he projects his motivations onto others. But, is that the case?

I don’t think so.

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It Is A Puzzlement

You think that people tend to learn as they grow older from experience. That if they just think things through, they will come to at least a semi-logical conclusion about a state of affairs even if they don’t or never will have all of the facts.

But not with Bill Schmalfeldt.

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I Just Can’t Even

What’s with this “we” shit, paleface?

I think the voices in his head have gotten to be too much. All that PD Dementia, yannow.

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The Delusion is Stunning

Bill Schmalfeldt has sued Eric Johnson several times. The results of those suits? Either dismissed with prejudice by Bill himself, or dismissed by the courts because Bill fails to make a case properly.





In what is quite possibly the worst written claim for relief he’s ever made (and we won’t even talk about the missing exhibits – snort!), Bill Schmalfeldt believes that it’s something Eric needs to worry about. And worry about so much that he should just not say things Bill doesn’t like.

Don’t make me laugh.

The only purpose of Bill Schmalfeldt’s LOLSuits is to attempt to control people. To feel powerful over people. Because he has little to no power in his day-to-day life – well, except over the ones he “loves”. So he tries to extend his control over others who say things he doesn’t like.

Too bad for him life doesn’t work that way.

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