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BILLY SEZ - Adventures in Bill Schmalfeldt's Pretendy Land Internet Courtroom. All Rise! 
If Shakes he Clown can PROVE his fists aren’t the cause of his “beloved’s” kidney failure, I’ll apologise.
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Only after he gets mad and goes down to file more charges for another conspiracy he made up.
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If he can PROVE his genital warts aren’t the cause of squamous cell throat cancer…
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Bill: Fuck off.
You have left the line of decency so far in the dust that even I am past being polite.
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No. That is not the way it works Willie. Two witnesses, who are both in a MUCH better position to know than you, testify that your allegation is untrue. That switches the burden of proof to you. And your evidence is nada, zilch, zip, zero, nothing. For the brightest among Team Kimberlin, you sure are a DUMBDUCK.
P.S. No one is under any obligation to prove anything to YOU.
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BILL SCHMALFELDT wrote: “If Sarah Zombie Dread Ashterah can PROVE she was NOT the victim of a ‘naughty daddy,’ then I will apologize.”
Does anyone else find it interesting that in an attempt to insult someone — Bill Schmalfeldt’s go-to insult is being molested as a child by a parent? *hmmm*
Let’s review the tape, shall we?
* Bill Schmalfeldt is obsessed with all things homosexual — from relentlessly discussing homosexuality to photoshopping it.
* Bill Schmalfeldt repeatedly displays his hatred for women with the most vile name-calling and insults.
* Bill Schmalfeldt is obsessed with discussing and sharing all things anal related — from feces to anal rape.
* Bill Schmalfeldt repeatedly shares his aversion and disgust with having sexual relations with women by referring to lady parts and such in insulting terms.
* Bill Schmalfeldt repeatedly refers to others as “Daddy” in an attempt to demean.
BILL SCHMALFELDT wrote: “Someone very close to me in the generation before mine was touched by a “naughty daddy”, a fact that wasn’t revealed for decades and then required years of therapy to get past.”
Ahhh. The old “I have this friend… ” routine. Maybe little Biwwy’s skeletons are wanting to “come out of the closet.” Just sayin’.
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Perhaps, but I know abuse and rape victims who don’t go through life acting like he does. It may explain his issues, but I think it’s more likely he’s just grasping for any subject that repulses normal people and/or feeds his fantasies about having power over people.
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Rob,
Totally correct. I suspect Bill just knows that normal people get upset about this subject and he acts accordingly. It’s a learned response though. I don’t think he has the capacity for empathy on the subject. He’s just pulling the chain marked “attention” and hoping he gets some. In a moment or two he’ll pull another marked “pity” and wonder why nothing dropped into his cage.
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Possibly. Your guess is as good as mine, guys.
Bottomline: Something went horribly, horribly wrong with Bill Schmalfeldt. Nature? Nurture? The power of AND?
Who knows. But, his obsession with sex (specifically homosexual sex, disturbing sexual acts with/between children, and vile references to sex with women) could easily lead others to wonder if one of the many things that helped shape the demented freak had to do with some pretty unhealthy sexual experiences in some way, shape, or form. And, his obsession with sex, children, and adult authority figures makes one wonder all the more.
Not only does he constantly make references to sexual acts, but he does so in the most vile and perverted terms. This does not strike me as someone who has had normal and healthy relationships/sexual experiences in their lifetime.
Bill Schmalfeldt is one sick-and-twisted, perverted, and undeniably disgusting creature. *shudder*
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On that subject (thanks Grace) the latest from the world’s smallest blog:
Bill really wants us to understand his cub scout stuff, so I listened. I reviewed. Then I showered twice.
Billy Sez two opposable thumbs up! -the Staff
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Only a depraved sicko would find that funny.
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Question for The Staff: two opposable thumbs up WHAT?
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Is anyone surprised his sire wasn’t a peter puffer? I mean, REALLY?
Look at him. Even without the free blow job with first drink sign, it should be obvious. Little weasel looking twerp.
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I declare, with no evidence currently at hand, that Bill Schmendrick was touched in a special way by his daddy. Now he has to disprove it! Wow, this is easy.
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I know! It’s ASTOUNDINGLY easy to do it. Why even a monkey…. Oh. Wait.
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I know Fr. Paul is on sabbatical from commenting; but, someone needs to point out that confession is good for the soul.
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Might have been his scout leader.
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might even have that his sire was his boy scout leader.
It’s the power of…..
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Hey. I do not seem to able to like comments. I wanna vote!
We’re baffled, Jeff. Email us at ZombieMorgana at outlook dot com and give us a little more info and we’ll see if we can get to the bottom of things. -the Staff
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Email sent
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I still wonder if he didn’t somehow gain access to radiation samples at his NIH gig and then she shows up with throat cancer.
Inquiring minds want PrOOF it isn’t so.
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He tried to damage GMHowell recently by posting court documents showing judgments that GM was ordered to pay out to certain people.
Must be tough seeing someone you hate being ordered to pay multiples of your net worth.
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Perhaps it is time for [ …redacted… ] welching to be broadcast on the interwebz again?
Howard, you know the rules. -the Staff
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Yes, Bill does seem to have doubled down on a 16 with the dealer showing a king and a (zombie) queen!
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I’d say it was a piece of shit but it would probably try to get it’s slimy paws on the shit to roll it in a ball and sniff it. It would enjoy that way too much so, disgusting failure at life, it is. A perma ban from twitter wouldn’t be enough, but would be a good start. That tweet was way beyond the pale.
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Well.. so much for his earlier declaration the war is over.
Fat fuck is about to get a barrage that will see him scurrying away quickly..
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