That was then, this is, err… 57 minutes later

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About The Dread Pirate Zombie

Member of the Zombie Horde and Lickspittle Minion. Out to eat your brainnnsssss. And a few other sweetbreads because they are so nomm-y. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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58 Responses to That was then, this is, err… 57 minutes later

  1. Avenger Watcher says:

    Well, his current lawsuit threat is certainly… Interesting.

    Lessee, two misidentified posters, one with a restraining order, another who will shortly have one – and is on record asking about one, a lawyer with time to spare, and his own cousin.

    Oh, and then he’s going after agiledog, because apparently after the three faildoxes, he clicked on the link in his paying… And knows who he is, so added, cause, He Knows His Name And Address! (But don’t insinuate he’s some sort of (adjudicated) cyberstalker.)

    I can’t eat popcorn, do they still make microwave pork rinds?

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    • D. Edgren says:

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    • Jeanette Victoria says:

      What is so bizarre I barely followed the who creeper saga because Bill is so clearly demented. How I’m paying attention as he has decide I’m grace. Never mind that Grace’s twitter account was established YEARS before mine and GraceGabriel51 did not change her name to @asideofbacon. I’m not loony enough to have whole twitter conversations with myself.

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      • Dr_Mike says:

        You know, that entire post just slid right by Bill’s sense of comprehenshion. Or was that the green thing he flushed a couple weeks back?

        Either way, the truth is irrelevant, Grace… (/sarc)

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    • Grace says:

      “And knows who he is, so added, cause, He Knows His Name And Address!”

      Same reason he is allegedly adding Jeanette Runyon to his vexatious LOLsuit for First Degree Butthurt. He has been told REPEATEDLY that I (Grace) am NOT Jeanette, but he doesn’t give a shit. He has a name and an address, and by golly he is going to sue that person even if it’s NOT the person he hates and wants to harass and punish.

      If he proceeds, he is making a terrible mistake — but, when has that ever stopped dumbass?

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    • Jeanette Victoria says:

      Yes they still make mircowauve pork rines I get them on Amazon

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  2. And thanks once again to the BillySez staff and management for allowing me to stand in the shadow of their blogbusting click count:

    https://ukuleledave.wordpress.com/2015/07/02/how-can-we-get-the-bill-schmalfeldt-situation-to-go-away/

    As TDPZ says, we get close to something, and it is pulled away from us. How can we end this? Will this ever end? The world may never know.

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    • D. Edgren says:

      No thanks necessary, Dave. Your blog is handling the serious stuff. We’re just having FUN.

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    • Bill Schmalfeldt says:

      Dave, I had closed my blogs. I was ready to walk away. I was going to wait until after I moved to start up the twitter full time. Then, Cousin Roy shat in everybody’s stew with the rape charge. And now, well… Now. I’m off your ass Dave. You don’t seem vicious or insane. I wish you a long, prosperous life. Sincerely.

      So where’s the apology, Bill? What about when you contacted Dave’s employer in an effort to cause trouble for him at work? What about your threats to Dave and the accompanying extortionate demands? Great, you wish him a “long, prosperous life.” But are you sorry you did those things and can you admit that they were wrong? If you can’t, you should keep your cheesy attempts to sound magnanimous to yourself, or convey them privately like you really would mean what you say without making a big show of it. -the Staff

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  3. Paul Krendler says:

    The next time DUMBFUCK makes a promise of this type, I’m getting a fresh container of milk out of the fridge. When he breaks that promise, I’m going to drink the whole thing.

    It will still be cold.

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  4. Rob Crawford says:

    Good lord, “virus free” should be assumed, not a selling point.

    Liked by 7 people

  5. Minemyown says:

    Viruses free his ass.
    This website (patriotombudsman.com) attempted to extract HTML5 canvas image data, which may be used to uniquely identify your computer.
    he lied. That is what a lot of people call a virus.

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  6. Bill Schmalfeldt says:

    I honestly did close my blogs. Then, “Roy Schmalfeldt” accused me of rape. That merited reopening the blogs so I can share with you all. I may even “overshare.”

    Sometimes, Bill, people read what you write and think, “Oh just shut up.” This is one of those times. -the Staff

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    • Pablo says:

      There’s ALWAYS a reason that you can’t just stop, isn’t there?

      Liked by 7 people

      • Grace says:

        “That merited reopening the blogs so I can share with you all.”

        Good grief. For such two, little words… dumbass still cannot manage to grasp the very simple meaning and concept.

        Go. Away.

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      • Bill Schmalfeldt says:

        Said the morons who went on ripping me into the wee hours of the morning, long after I went to bed and stopped responding. Hey, Pabs. Wanna join yer pals? Maybe you all could carpool to Baltimore. I just need to know where to send the invitation, you shit stained coward.

        You know what, Bill? There’s a lot of folks here who wish you would go to bed and stop responding. -the Staff

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      • Pablo says:

        Eat a bag of dicks, fatass.

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      • Grace says:

        Mr. Center-of-the-Universe here seems to think others comment on blogs for his benefit and solely in response to his drivel.

        “Said the morons who went on ripping me into the wee hours of the morning, long after I went to bed and stopped responding.”

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      • Pablo says:

        Oh, and learn to read a freaking timestamp, ya psycho.

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      • popcornseller says:

        I guess whatever free speech the Blob will “allow” us needs to be recorded during his waking hours.

        Funny, I didn’t think free speech had a “beddy bye” time. Hey Blob, your liberal friends will need to know about this too.

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      • Dr_Mike says:

        And Pablo? Your response at 6:16:

        That ran on by at least five words, maybe seven.

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    • Dianna says:

      Nonsense.

      You always intended to reopen your blogs and twitter and everything else. Because the crazy train is rolling, and you are just along for the ride.

      Liked by 4 people

      • Bill Schmalfeldt says:

        Why, Ms. Deeley! Along with your other talents, incredible beauty, poise and grace, you’re CLAIRVOYANT!

        Don’t the dogs need to go outside or something, Bill? This sort of thing just gets so old. At least you could come up with some new material, but it’s like you are phoning these in. -the Staff

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      • Tao says:

        Why Bill! Along with all of your other ghoulish habits, you’re an ASSHOLE!

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    • JeffM says:

      Actually I suspect we need a DOOM clock. If I remember your own rules correctly, an accused has x time in which to disprove the accusation; if disproof is not forthcoming within x, others are henceforward entitled to presume the accusation is true. I want to be fair here. How about 7 PM today?

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    • MJ says:

      Then, “Roy Schmalfeldt” accused me of rape.

      “I will close my blogs except when people talk about me, especially, hyperbole.”

      Yes, please do. Please overshare and let the idiocy flow through you. You cannot stop because you don’t know how. Just admit it. You are desperately trying to save what little good reputation you might have left, and that’s pretty generous. Sadly, it isn’t Cousin Roy’s statement that has done you in – it has been all you’re own doing. The internet has never been your friend. You’re just not smart enough to admit it.

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      • lorddewclaw says:

        “Yes, please do. Please overshare and let the idiocy flow through you.”

        Admiral Asshat is like the Sith Lord/Emperor of all douchenozzle idiots.

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    • Minemyown says:

      “Oversharing” is the problem.

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    • popcornseller says:

      What’s this? No denial of viruses existing on your web site? Are you going to ignore that charge as well?

      Minemyown comment above:
      “This website (patriotombudsman.com) attempted to extract HTML5 canvas image data, which may be used to uniquely identify your computer.”

      If you were a normal decent person, you would at least test and verify your web site and if a virus was found, remove it. But we all know you are NOTHING but a narcissistic sociopath. So no verification will be forthcoming from you.

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    • SammyD says:

      Child pornographer.

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  7. Poke the monkey, and he flings poo.

    Predictable, not surprising.

    Liked by 9 people

  8. Dianna says:

    I need no special powers. I am simply able to observe past actions, and make reasonable predictions based upon those observations.

    It would be nice, just once, to be surprised.

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  9. Grace says:

    I just got to thinking… wonder if the stalking sociopath received anything interesting in today’s mail. *hmm*

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  10. howarddearl says:

    Schmalfeldt thinks his suit is going to survive?

    Schmalfeldt thinks people are going to be coming in from all over the nation to answer to his neurosis?

    Schmalfeldt thinks his beloved made him “better man”?

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  11. Tao says:

    “I make a lot of allegations, falling into the realm of defamation, false light invasion of privacy, and intentional infliction of emotional distress.” – Bill Schmalfeldt, 2 July 2015.

    “Professor”??? Lecturing on the Law of Defamation???

    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

    Where did you graduate from an accredited four year university?

    What was your LSAT score?

    What was your GPA?

    Where did you attend an accredited Law School?

    In what states are you a full member of the Bar in good standing?

    Where have you practiced law in State or Federal Court?
    (Pro Se is not considered to be the practice of law in the classic sense. That is why it is called Pro Se or in your case, “You bet your Ass” – It is why Brett Kimberlin snickers at you behind your back whenever you stand before the Bar with your dick in your hand because you are in a massive huma-huma before the judge)

    What was your score on the Multi-State Bar Exam?

    You’re in over your ass, Bill. You should expect to lose a lot of money.

    If I had a copy of that picture you stupidly released into the public domain, it would cost you a $!00,000.00 gift to the PAC for the Scott Walker for President campaign in your name plus an unconditional promise to withdraw from every case in every jurisdiction wherein you have ever filed an action. You should pray that I don’t already have a copy of that picture.

    Finally, you must personally and abjectly apologize to each person whom you have slandered, libeled, assaulted, abused, harassed, threatened, coerced, or any other criminal act committed against them. Then you must donate every computer, laptop, cell phone and all other digital accessories you possess and all associated equipment to charity, specifically The Little Sisters of the Poor. Finally, you must agree never to visit or transact on the Internet in any way or form for the rest of your natural life.

    Terms are absolutely firm, non-negotiable and to be accepted NLT 0000 GMT, 4 July 2015. Failure to do will totally negate all terms of this offer.

    PS: Thanks for the Admission Against Interest.

    By the way, you are NOT “The Most Interesting Man in the World”. Not even close!

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    • Dr_Mike says:

      Two comments:

      First, the whole “Huma-Huma” thing is what got Hillary!!!’s people so upset in the first place about the whole Wiener thing. Govern yourself accordingly.

      Second, I would have agreed with you about Walker a couple days ago. Then he hired the POS that worked for Thad Cochran and smeared Tea Party types as the modern day KKK. http://www.redstate.com/2015/06/30/scott-walker-new-thad-cochran/

      I really like what he’s done for Wisconsin. The teacher’s unions were forcing districts to go through the union-owned company for healthcare; with Walker’s reforms opening up competition, the average school district saved $1M per year. But that was then. This is now. At this point I’d vote for Bush first, and no that is not a compliment to anyone.

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      • Tao says:

        I used the “Huma-Huma” thing from The Great One, Jackie Gleason. I never thought about Weiner or his wife.

        I still think it would be neat to see Bill contribute significantly to Walker’s campaign.

        Cheers,

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    • Oh, and we heard that what Mr. Bill got on his LSAT was drool.

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    • Paul Krendler says:

      “If I had a copy of that picture you stupidly released into the public domain…”

      Say, what’s your email address, again?

      😈

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