Now, what was that you were saying to one of us the other day, in that email? Oh! That. How quaint!
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Oh, yeah, the eleventeenth amendment IIRC.
On Wed, Jul 15, 2015 at 4:32 PM, Billy Sez – Adventures in the Billogicalness of being Bill Schmalfeldt wrote:
> The Dread Pirate Zombie posted: “http://i.imgur.com/5NQi2lv.png Now, > what was that you were saying to one of us the other day, in that email? > Oh! That. How quaint!”
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CONSTITUTION AM NOT LAW! SMAWFELT AM LAW!
ARGLE BARGLE! HEEEENGH! HEEEENGH!
EEEEEEEEEEDGREEEEEEEEEEEN!
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Is he really so stupid as to believe there is a Constitutional right to contact someone? While he thinks there isn’t one to comment on his public behavior? I’d love to hear the delusional basis for that, if it’s not just born from rationalizing his stalking and harassment.
Listen, Schmalfeldt, I know you’ll read this: You. Are. A. MORON.
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He seems to think he has a constitutional right to invade other people’s spaces.
He’s the cyber equivalent of Lenny and Squiggy.
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Laverne: Where are we gonna find anyone foolish enough to sue a retired lawyer?
Lenny/Squiggy: (Bursting through the door.) Hello!!!!!
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Point of order – Lenny and the Squigtones actually had some musical talent…
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The Bill Schmalfeldt who believes that he can restrict David Edgren’s communications to him to snail mail should talk to the Bill Schmalfeldt who reaches out to John Hoge however he saw fit, despite the existence of a peace order. A fist fight might break out between them.
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I really shouldn’t mock schizophrenia, but sometimes it can’t be avoided.
I’m sure the Lord of Satire understands.
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Once you have contacted, and the contacted person without contract with your or other obligation to speak to you tells you to stop, what further purpose can contact have but to annoy and harass? Bill doesn’t get to go ring his neighbor’s doorbells all day long or call people at all hours or bother them with unwelcome calls or contact of any sort.
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I bet he did stuff like that when he was younger!
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Stinky seems to think there is a dumbass exception for himself.
However, since he is suing D Edgren, anything D Edgren needs to let him know about RE the litigation is not harassment. IF Stinky doesn’t want to be contacted about the suit HE BROUGHT then he needs to get a real attorney for D Edgren to communicate with , or drop it.
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The problem with that is that you are expecting him to act like a grownup. Instead he wants to get away with the childish behaviour which his late wife and the Maryland legal system have been facilitating for years.
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I’m actually a bit surprised to note how much she must have kept the Fail Whale in check, almost up to the very end.
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Apparently, a certain dumbass also needs a reminder of who it is that suing who.
https://twitter.com/Grouch365/status/621427053221543937
Defense isn’t bullying, dumbass. This is your circus. Time to dance, Monkey.
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He keeps using that word. I don’t think it means what he thinks it means.
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I warned Bill a long time ago that he was going to mess with the wrong person. Now he will have more than his hands full and I need more popcorn.
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I believe we all need to stock up on popcorn…watching monkeys dance is damn funny! We should probably look into popcorn stock and buy it too!
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Will this be enough?
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I’ll take a pallet.
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I am afraid we are missing something very important. So many statements about how Schmalfeldt continually contradicts himself fail to understand that he is a journalist! A high impact investigative journalist seeking the truth no matter the cost. A righteous soldier fighting on behalf of the masses. A hero. A martyr. The Schmalfeldt story will get out. The depredations of the extreme right-wing hate spreading ‘lickspittles’ will make national news. The Schmalfeldt will be interviewed by Keith Olbermann on CBS! {? CBS, but Olber… Shhh, he’s on a roll} The Schmalfeldt’s comedy CDs will sell like mayonnaise covered hot cakes! The Schmalfeldt will be able to purchase a brand new double-wide! gasp moan …….
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