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BILLY SEZ - Adventures in Bill Schmalfeldt's Pretendy Land Internet Courtroom. All Rise! 
Is everyone looking forward to the public response as much as I am?
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The “Blobettes?”
Ewwww… :p
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Yes *sits in front row.
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You have a tarp? This is going to be messier than a Gallagher show, and Bill doesn’t work with watermelons.
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Break out your slip n’ slides!
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*snort
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Looks like BS’s measured, thoughtful reply rooted purely in matters of law has begun. He does know he can stop digging the hole at any time, right? And yes, that was a rhetorical question.
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Judge is gonna LOVE you, Edgren! And you need to do a better job of blurring Sarah A’s name on the e-mail. BTW: I decided against the LA Talk thing. A bit too pricey. Oh, tell your son to dress warm.
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I decided against the LA Talk thing.
Uh, yea. Don’t you ever get tired of being told what to do?
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Shoulda made that decision before you started promoting it.
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Yet the logo’s still up on his Twitter banner?
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IT IS???
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You live on Twitter. Your surprise is obviously transparent.
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He’s such a trickster! And brilliant! Maybe more so than the typical demented harasser of his class. Or less. Yeah, less. But still, it’s a pleasure to watch him work and “think.”
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Yep. No worries Bill it’s in the vault.
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Only fucknuts would throw out empty threats…he doesn’t have a chance in hell!
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You’re a 14 year old, right Joey?
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Nope not even close for a shithead like you!
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Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before? Joey: No sir, I’ve never been up in a plane before. Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?
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I hear from the XMFAN forums that 14 year old boys have a special place in your heart…
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yeah, the “lets leave the families out of it” thing was just so old hat ya know?
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I didn’t throw in the first family member, Felon.
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Says the man that contacted people’s wives. What a fucking lying hypocrite he is.
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“Felon” ahahahahahahahaha…that one never gets old.
You never do get it do you? When you rerun that felon bit you only reiterate what a miserable faildox you pulled.
Why is it you never come after me anymore (besides being viciously snarked and lampooned)? Because you have no idea who I am. Geez, you have my email and IP address and everything. Heres a hint: my IP address right now is 78.100.51.145. Go nuts boobie. The only people you dox and sue are those who stand right out in the open where a blind pig (or you) can find them.
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Have we started a pool on when Bill’s going to try to add more defendants, and how many?
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Tonight? Because, butthurt, don’t you know.
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Looks like someone haz a sad because he’s going to die alone.
On Thu, Jul 16, 2015 at 9:29 PM, Billy Sez – Adventures in the
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Put me down for tomorrow. Nancy Gilly of Groton, CT comes to mind.
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Did you ask Ely if it’s wise to declare you’re adding people to a lawsuit to abuse them?
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Who is Ely?
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Oh no! More PD-related dementia?
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Come on Bill, you know you don’t have to tell us to “put you down”, we do that every day.
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Because you can add defendants at any time, right?
Even your excellent idiot friend Kimberlin knows better than that…
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I thought YOU were my excellent friend, Pat!
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If he was your friend, you would have accepted his advice and moved on years ago. But you didn’t, and now you’re in for the legal fight of your life.
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Paul is Pat Sajak?
Wow!
Because that Wheel would have been way friendlier to you than Bob Barker’s…
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As long as I have you, Patrick, I’m a happy man.
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And when you DON’T have him (because, really, you never have), what will you do then, when I just keep kicking you in the teeth every day?
Will you be happy then?
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Odd, how my teeth remain unkicked despite your best efforts. Here’s what you do, Pat. In your next sworn statement, write “I am not now nor have I ever been the blogger known as Paul Krendler on the TMZ blog and other blogs.” You’ve filed three briefs without one time denying that you are who I contend. So, keep kicking little man. My teeth are fine.
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Speaking of little men, and no, I don’t mean BK (this time)…
OK, let’s try this:
Here’s what you do, Blob. In your next sworn statement, write “I ask the court to dismiss all the defendants, with prejudice, and dismiss this case.”
Then Blob, go F*ck off and die!
“See? Easy!
This is fun!”
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Better be prepared to post substantial bonds. There is no reason for anyone else to bear the costs of frivolous lawsuits.
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William’s awfully confident for somebody who’ll soon his rage welfare.
As is true for many things, stupidity is the best explanation for it.
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Did someone die and make you the judge, Gramma?
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Oliver Wendell Jones did. It was about two paragraphs into his will.
But I understand that reading that far into a document isn’t William’s thing.
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Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, but you are the jocular one. Oliver Wendell Jones. Nobody gets more mileage out of a typo than a pudding-brain fuck head. Ha ha ha ha. Idiot.
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Believe me. There is nothing frivolous about seeing images of my wife dolled up like a corpse.
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Again, fucknuts gets bored and has to bother us…go away, Fat Bastard!
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Don’t like it, don’t look at it! Rather simple, Dumbass!
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Oh, Bill. Believe me, it’s at least as frivolous as Andy Breitbart as a corpse!
But not as much fun as you’ll be!
That’s for later though…after we…
oh, never mind. I was reading ahead in the playbook.
You just go on and do your thing.
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And DUMBFUCK?
Oliver Wendell Homes is a typo.
Oliver Wendell Jones is a fuckup of massive proportions.
And you need to own it or it will never go away.
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In that his pleadings are so cartoonish, I thought Oliver Wendell Jones was apt.
Ely, however, cannot be reached for comment. As it happens, even an imaginary lawyer won’t represent a lying maniac like Schmalfeldt.
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**Bill
For the record,
1) Who actually took the photos of your dying/dead wife?
2) How many pictures were taken?
3) Where were the photos taken?
4) Who was present when photos were taken?
5) Who had access to these photos?
6) Who is responsible for stealing and posting said photos on the internet?
Hint** The answer to all 6 questions is at the top of this comment.
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“Put me down for tomorrow. Nancy Gilly of Groton, CT comes to mind.”
BLOB!! Every sports fan knows you cannot bet on yourself. The Commissioner will ban you from the courtroom. Now go home and finish your homework and write your
excellentLOL legal response to the above motion. There’s a lad.Be well.
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Don’t encourage him to respond. At some point his idiocy will reach maximum density and the world will implode.
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“Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, but you are the jocular one. Oliver Wendell Jones. Nobody gets more mileage out of a typo than a pudding-brain fuck head. Ha ha ha ha. Idiot.”
It’s a gift.
Shall we move on to your misspelling your own name in two separate federal lulzsuits? Why not state lulzsuits or peace order replies? Is there something about the Senate confirmation process that brings out that extra bit of stupid?
And don’t you have motions to reply to?
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He’s the Pete Rose of lulzfare. When the smoke clears, he’ll say that he threw the case and found himself thousands of dollars in debt to the court to win a bet. With himself. That he welched on.
He’s special.
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Not fair. There’s no evidence Pete ever bet against his team.
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Bill is now going to file a Second Amended Complaint? Good! DO IT! GO ON! I love it when stupid puts on a show!
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I’m sorry. I have no substantive comment. Once fatuousness reaches a certain level, words cannot do justice.
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So find a suitable picture.
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All these motions are starting to look like a movement.
No, Dumbass. Not that kind of movement.
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nope that’s what Stinky did when he saw them.
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TJ! Keep talking that trash, and I will never vacate ‘our’ tincasa!
On Thu, Jul 16, 2015 at 11:22 PM, Billy Sez – Adventures in the
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Yesterday he was butthurt that the retired lawyer he’s suing for half a million bucks was bullying him. Today, that same retired lawyer ratted on him! Can you believe?!?
It’s almost as if Dumbfuck doesn’t realize that he started a fight, not a tea party.
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There’s no shortage of things that the Admiral doesn’t realize. Diminished capacity, you see.
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Anonymous complaint, but Bill knows exactly who made it!
Tomorrow he’ll be positive it is someone else, and eventually he will have accused every single lickspittle and zombie, complete with proof that he is correct every single time.
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Of course he will. In the mind of Abnormal Psychology Lad, Ashterah has been two different people in the last four days.
I’m just sad there were no Feldtcharts. They make me smile.
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Personally, my favorite part of the evening was William’s assertion that he punked anyone other than himself. He must know that admissions against interest are presumed to be true, and that the onus of disproving same is on the person who made them. Such a celebrated legal scholar has to know that, right.
I can’t wait for him to defend himself from a motion about his dishonesty by saying that he was lying. In a trial about his character, even! That might be the most Schmalfeldt move of all.
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I really would like for it to be in a fire, but accidentally rolly-walking off a cliff would be hilarious. Not least because literal action that would so closely match the figurative action of suing a retired attorney just…speaks to me.
Even so, a fire would be nice.
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Interestingly the very first place I ever saw DIAF or even the phrase “die in a fire” was from Dumbass himself in a threat he placed on my blog but which he adamantly maintains is/was never a threat.
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I was going to suggest that the hypocrisy is strong in that one, but I’m almost certain that it’s schizophrenia. Or Wild Turkey. You be the judge.
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No insurance payout yet so I’m guessing it’s still MD 20/20 or Night Train until he can afford the “good stuff”.
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The “Good stuff” is what, Clan McGregor?
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https://twitter.com/Grouch365/status/622031721123328000
And no one can relate to this quite like Ely’s best friend, with two wives that were so horrified by his touch that they sought out other men and god knows how many children that broke off any contact with him the very second it became possible.
His projection is almost as wonderful as his dancing. Almost.
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Or when he tried to get his family all riled up, and only one responded. And he was completely polite.
Says something when an entire family despises you.
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Who knows? Perhaps Mr. Rice would like to testify about “sterling character.”
Want to bet that’s he’s seen his share of Feldtdown’s, up close and personal?
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Can anything be as breathtakingly beautiful as “Family Guy” Bill Schmalfeldt making observations about the home lives of anyone else?
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I wonder if anyone has told and showed his daughter and nephew how he talks about them? I wonder if TJ’s employer knows he sparks up a bong with dear old stepdad?
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Please, TJ’s employment probably involves plant and pharmaceutical sales.
On Fri, Jul 17, 2015 at 10:00 AM, Billy Sez – Adventures in the
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Hey, what are the odds that the family member who responded to William’s “battle-cry” on Facebook is the father of William’s condom-dropping nephew?
Wouldn’t it be something if he stills reads this blog?
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Now that’s fucking Jovial!
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Schmalfeldt history has shown that he will drag *anyone*, including his own relatives, into his lawfare if he thinks he can gain something from it. We should consider leaving relatives out of comments.
It has always been the policy of Billy Sez to leave relatives out of the comments. We do edit the ones we consider egregious. – the Staff
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No one here directed William’s family to this blog. William did. With that comes the presumption that he wanted them to read it.
If they happen to come across the things that he’s said about them, that’s really something that he should take responsibility for.
Sure, he won’t, but that’s hardly our fault.
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I have a feeling that Billy’s (now ex-inlaw) family is very happy he is on his own. Wouldn’t be surprised if they were telling ol’ TJ he should be getting away from the lunatic as quickly as possible, with his tendency to write about butt sex with boys.
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Please be careful with T.J. It’s one thing to subpoena him for relevant information on the Blob. But it’s another to drag him into the online battles, especially when he hasn’t fired a shot. Calling innocent family members and employers is one, if not the, things I hate most about Team Kimberin. We are much much better people than they are, so let’s make sure it shows.
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^THIS^
It is oh so tempting to give bad people a dose of their own medicine but keep in mind that there is a reason why they are considered by all decent folks to be bad and consider carefully the danger of being seen as being even a little bit like them.
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ONE point, Stinky likes to thru the Christian card around a lot, in the post he claims “These people, to a person, call themselves Christians”
Well, as usual, Stinky is wrong yet again. I for one do not call myself, nor identify as a Christian, I’m agnostic.
As usual when Stinky has something he thinks will “shame” others he throws it willy nilly around trying to slam as many as possible.
The real shame isn’t on any one on this or any other blog pointing out his evil, it’s on him for being evil.
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See also: “right wingers”.
On Sat, Jul 18, 2015 at 6:34 PM, Billy Sez – Adventures in the
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