Does a Zombie Pirate Princess really and truly care if a DUMBFUCK thinks she was diddled as a child?
No, not really. Because she just gets to throw it into his misogyny exhibit bucket and walk away laughing. Bwah!
Oh, and Dave? I don’t think I need to remind you, but THIS is the sort of person you are deciding to side with now? Oh honey, please. Just remember. I’m in WAR preparations at the moment (see my side counter that has been ticking down for the past month). You don’t want me to add you to my WAR list, now do you? Hmmmmm?
UPDATE
Point proven. Thank you!
*ding*
Next?
BILLY SEZ - Adventures in Bill Schmalfeldt's Pretendy Land Internet Courtroom. All Rise! 
My goodness.
Next time I go play bluegrass for a weekend, I’ll leave an open thread somewhere!
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How much is the trader prepared to reveal???? I’ll never understand what motivates people like BS and I guess Dave!!!
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Would someone throw a clue my way? I come back online and TMZ is down, the other site [Redacted, sorry sweetie, don’t educate the monkey – TDPZ], ViewfromNL is up, Dave’s going Vader and DPZM is rigging for war. WtHF?
I would add that Bill seems to be drunk already, but that isn’t really out of the ordinary, is it?
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Incoming, dahlink!
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You’re not the only one who’s confused. I’m lost.
But then, I’m baffled by numbers higher than 256 (in binary), so….
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Who cares what a drinky, drinky, drunk, wifey beaty, beater thinks?
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Most drunks always claim they aren’t. He’d should admit his problem and his conscience will be clear. Good moral people do that. However, if he chooses to keep up the charade, its to his own peril. I just hope some poor neighbor lady doesn’t see this and get hurt.
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“good moral people”
I thought you were talking about Stinky, who is neither good nor moral.
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He lost me at ‘people’.
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He often claims he’s a good and moral person. We all know that he isn’t, but here’s his chance to come into the light. Will he take it? I think we all know the answer.
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Dammit GM, beat me to it.
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Lunch break almost over, so others can grab the low hanging fruit for a while.
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No, seriously, most teetotalers who live alone leave half a bottle of scotch sitting out in their kitchen.
Wait, I meant drunks. Drunks do that.
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How old were you when Daddy started to leave you alone? Did you have younger, prettier sisters?
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Your dead [Redacted] would be very disappointed in this and your drinking.
Only warning, dear. One of my few rules. 🙂 – TDPZ
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Bill Schmalfeldt.
For the Google 💣
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You sure made a fuss when people called your wife a whore. Why? That kind of insult directed at people’s family members is part of your stock in trade.
It’s sort of interesting: Ash prohibited people here from accusing your wife of putting out for spare change, so your response is to accuse her father of child molestation. You want to explain again why you find it so hard to understand why you are thought to be a DUMBFUCK.
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He is a self-validating prophecy.
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Indeed, one wonders what his own daughter would say when asked the same question….
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Maybe Cousin Roy would no the answer to that.
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putting 2 and 2 together, I guess we don’t need to wonder who he “allegedly” raped anymore do we?
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Projection’s such a terrible coping mechanism.
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You keep putting an ‘n’ in your name; it shouldn’t be there.
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It’s like he’s looking for fap material…
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Someone please get him some better quality liquor.
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I know, right? SMH It’s like he’s drinking bathtub gin!
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IKR?
Seriously, if one is going to drink at mid-day, quality will keep your stomach lining slightly more intact.
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You think he knows to clean the tub before making it?
Or, given his habits, maybe he’s making terlut rum.
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I have a half-bottle of Kraken rum, but I refuse to share.
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Dammit, dammit sonofabitch!
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You kiss your fellow pirates with that mouth?
Wouldn’t mind getting some context as to wtf is going on, though. And I’m not above a little bribery to do it 🙂
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That’s all right.
Rum’s not my tipple.
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Best I can gather from here and View, is that Dave A., nice guy that he is, may have ruminated about cutting out of the bullshite that Bill throws at anyone he can find an IRL contact for. I’m not saying Dave gave HZIC up, but he’s been under a lot of pressure.
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DirtySanchez.
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Ha! Emmy Lou just came up on my station, singing “Two more bottles of wine”!
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This is fun! The pretendy games of pretending that I drink when I had a bottle of scotch with one drink out of it when my sister and her friends helped me move some stuff into my apartment, and I thought I would be hospitable and offer adult beverages, When I was drinking, I was a Glenlivet man. JWR is swill IMHO, by my sis and her friends enjoyed a nip. But please, if it makes you feel better about your own shorcomings, keep pretending that I’m a lush staggering around my apartment tugging on a bottle of cheap hooch. You’ve invented every other lie you’ve told about me. Why not one more? You are nothing. You mean nothing. You have no impact. Enjoy your WAR with the screaming voices in your heads.
No wonder Dave is sick of you clowns.
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Sorta like pretend Parkinson’s disability.
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Says the pedophilic fantasist.
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I bet he’s always wanted to be called, “Uncle Bill with all the special secrets.”
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Witless Willie thinks it makes him look better that he utters his fatuities when he is sober.
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Um.
You read that screed?
Sobriety is nowhere to be found.
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“…when I had a bottle of scotch with one drink out of it…”
Well, apparently we’re making progress. It first said it NEVER drinks any alcohol. NEVER NEVER NEVER!! Because MEDS! Now, it admits to one drink out of the JWR.
ONE DRINK ≠ NEVER.
The first step is admitting you have a problem. You still haven’t taken that step yet, BLOB. Time to fess up.
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The bottle was just over half full. That is more than one drink.
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Glad to know I’m not the only one who noticed that.
So either Bill or his sister defines “one drink” as the equivalent by volume of a can of beer. Sadly for them, what is one drink of beer is rather more of JWR. If it was his sister, I hope she wasn’t driving after that “one” drink.
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My question is, are you more of a lush than Stacy McCain, whom you have always referred to as an alcoholic?
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“I thought I’d have an adult beverage handy so I went with cheap scotch.”
Most people would go with wine or beer.
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Indeed.
The usual fee for helping people move is pizza and beer.
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You really like assigning anything anyone of us has said to ALL of us, don’t you? Is this a sick version of a group grope for you? And yes, I’m damn well going to enjoy my WAR. It will be the best four days I’ve spent in a long time. Very relaxing.
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TDPZ goes to WAR
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so you procured a bottle of booze to have on hand in order to provide adult beverages to your sister and her friends and what you got was what you consider to be “swill”. Tells us much about what you think of them and what your standards of hospitality are.
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The ONE DRINK was for my SISTER’S FRIEND, stupid!
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I do hope you and your sister are on friendly terms. Frequent visits from friends and family members are important to those recently bereft of loved ones. I pray you are coping well with your loss. I too have recently relocated to the Midwest, actually quite close to the area of my birth.
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Keep telling yourself that, BLOB! That’s not how you wrote it. You’re an alchie. Just admit and get some treatment.
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And your empirical evidence to prove your allegation is what, exactly?
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You said you NEVER drink alcohol. Then you ADMIT you had a drink. You LIE about it and say it was a “friend,” the same excuse any alcoholic would use. YOU say it was only one drink, but the picture of the bottle on the microwave was half empty/half full. That’s way more than one drink. You’ve been caught in several LIES about this already, and this is just one incident.
BILL SCHMALFELDT IS A LIAR!
BILL SCHMALFELDT IS AN ALCHIE!
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Whoever had that “one drink” better not have been driving for the rest of the day!
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She drinks half a bottle?
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“I bought a bottle of scotch so my sister’s friend could have one drink, which was a freaking pint, and then I left it out in my kitchen.”
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It’s taken you, what, a month to come up with that story?
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If by a month, you mean a month of ignoring idiots, then yeah. I do not drink. I am a non drinker. I have no problem with people who do drink. I wish I could drink. But I do not drink. Take it or leave it.
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Are we talking about the same photo? IIRC The bottle I saw was more done than not.
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Then you are a liar.
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How on earth would you know?
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I just remember something in that picture being substantially drunk.
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If that bottle had one drink out of it that was one heck of a swig.
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I know people for whom a fifth is two drinks …
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Speaking for yourself, your Eminence?
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Nope, the only alcohol that passes my lips is a Guinness and a shot of Red Breast Irish whisky twice a year: St. Patrick’s day and New Years eve. Was;t always that way, there were years without and years with much more social drinking as in anyone’s life. As age progresses, both age acquired wisdom (often called maturity) and physical ailments require non-consumption.
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I enjoy Guinness on occasion, but stouts are definitely an acquired taste. I have found, however, that milk stouts (stouts brewed using milk sugars) seem to be a little less ‘heavy’. I’m also quite fond of Belgian ales, and ‘unusual’ brews (needless to say, I like the variety packs Sam Adams sells).
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I have a weakness for Japanese Sapporo.
See, Shakey. Some of us can enjoy adult beverages in moderation and keep our shit together.
Unfortunately, you cannot obviously include yourself in that number.
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Thanks for your first time ever response to a comment of mine Howard. At least WordPress says it’s a 1st time and I do not remember any other …
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Now, to Princess Sparkle Zombie.
I apologize.
I saw how you moderated the thread to keep my wife’s name out of it. I am so sick of reading lies about myself, I thought you might like a taste of how it feels to have lies told about you.
But that doesn’t make me any better than those who willingly lie about me.
So, please accept my apology and enjoy your war.
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Translation: I took a cheap shot and lost. I will run home and lick my wounds and drink my swill.
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So, are you saying the rolly-walker is good for the nearly one mile round trip to Bert’s?
Asking for a friend.
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“But that doesn’t make me any better than those who willingly lie about me.”
Nothing could, Bill. Nothing could.
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I do NOT accept your apology.
You see Bill, you do the same thing, over and over and over and over again. You do not mean your apology. Because you will do this same thing again, without provocation from me, or anyone else, just because you want to. You do it to everyone you encounter, for the flimsiest of reasons or no reason at all.
It is time someone called you out on it.
You do not know what an apology is.
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Bill needs to pay attention here, as this is the source of much of his woes (real and imagined). He consistently acts like a dick, attempts a clumsy (and insincere) apology, and then does it again.
It’s a shame, really. I think the hammer’s about to come down in a big way.
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Here’s the thing. Witless Willie is pretending. He is very poor at pretending, although perhaps good enough to persuade someone of his diminished wit.
You post IN RESPONSE to his accusation that your father was a serial molestor of his own daughters. This accusation is in despite of your consistent refual on principle to tolerate even the intimation, let alone the accusation, that his wife was ever a whore. In other words, he initiated today’s accusation of sexual impropriety against a relative of someone he disagrees with. Not only have you not participated in that game; you have not tolerated it at your site.
He later offers an asserted apology BECAUSE, he claims, you enforced your policy by redacting a third-party’s comment to your response, which comment necessarily occured after his initial post and your response. He wants to pretend that your site started this particular game today and that he is apologizing because you backed down. When an apology is premised on an implied lie, it is not a valid apology.
He finds it impossible not to give electrifying demonstrations of how to be a DUMBFUCK.
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Meh.
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“I am so sick of reading lies about myself…”
Then stop writing them.
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Time for you to self-medicate, Shakey.
Start with a JWR shot and a 10mm chaser.
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Dread Pirate — Remind me not to piss you off!
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LOL I’m a slow burn kinda Zombie. It takes me a while to catch flame, but when I do, it goes for a long, long time. My (ex)husband is learning that. Don’t know why he forgot.
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Has William passed out in a puddle of his own piss yet?
What? Parkinson’s makes you tired!
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So does drinking a fifth of JWR.
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Hopefully, he passed out on his side. Wouldn’t want him drowning in his own vomitus.
Well…no.
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Did anyone ever expect him to go out any way other than lying in his own fluids, on the floor of a welfare hostel a few blocks from the Waste Water treatment plant?
That’s actually a serious question.
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I imagine it will include a JWR bottle in his pocket.
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Bill Schmalfledt. A drunkard?
For the Google bomb.
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