Does a Zombie Pirate Princess really and truly care if a DUMBFUCK thinks she was diddled as a child?
No, not really. Because she just gets to throw it into his misogyny exhibit bucket and walk away laughing. Bwah!
Oh, and Dave? I don’t think I need to remind you, but THIS is the sort of person you are deciding to side with now? Oh honey, please. Just remember. I’m in WAR preparations at the moment (see my side counter that has been ticking down for the past month). You don’t want me to add you to my WAR list, now do you? Hmmmmm?
Point proven. Thank you!