Meet Our Friend Bill Schmalfeldt – The Cry-Bully

I have been looking for quite some time for a nice, neat and tidy category in which to place Bill Schmalfeldt. Classification, however, has eluded me, mainly because of the seemingly schizophrenic mania with which he swings from thing to thing.

But lo! A friend forwarded me an article and within? An explanation of the Blubby Blob. He is a Cry-Bully.

This is the age of the Cry-Bully, a hideous hybrid of victim and victor, weeper and walloper. They are everywhere, these duplicit Pushmi-Pullyus of the personal and the political … social media – the source of so much fun and friendship for most of us – becomes a double-edged sword in the hands of the Cry-Bully. They will threaten women with rape on Twitter then boo-hoo about the invasion of their privacy when called to account. It’ s a sort of Munchausen’s syndrome – causing one’s own misery then complaining about it – seen most sadly in the case of Hannah Smith, the 14-year-old girl who took her own life in 2013 after allegedly being cyber-bullied on the teen website Ask.fm. It turned out that some 98 per cent of the abusive messages came from poor Hannah herself, with only four posts being contributed by actual trolls.

One could not ask for a more complete description of the Big BM. All you need to do is look at these two tweets to see it in living green ichor, all wrapped up in a little ball of … wax.

There it is. He is the victim (of his self-inflicted butthurt) who is going to FINALLY get those evil, nasty people – well, if not the meanest, nastiest one, then another one that he can actually find who didn’t even do the same sort of things as the one that he REALLY wants to get because she’s actually probably the nicest one of them all. But it doesn’t matter. Because SOMEONE MUST PAY! And if not Krendler, then her. Because Lord knows that Billy doesn’t want acknowledge that he reaps what he sowed.

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65 Responses to Meet Our Friend Bill Schmalfeldt – The Cry-Bully

  1. Dianna says:

    “Trumped up restraining orders won’t be the headline”? He doesn’t have the first clue.

    Liked by 7 people

  2. A.B. says:

    You would think a “trumped up” restraining order would be able to be nullified by legal action taken by Bill.

    But we know how fast he hikes his skirts and flees (sometimes the entire state!) in order to avoid appearing in court to face his accusers. He’s winning like the Germans were in 1945…

    Liked by 7 people

  3. Gus Bailey says:

    Disabled widower.

    Well, his last marriage did end with her death, but it’s not like he’s shown her honor or respect in death; not that he did in life either.

    I’m personally still not satisfied he did not contribute to her early demise. Contributory negligence and all that.

    As for disabled; bah. The petulant cry-bully is a whiny sack of warm raw chitterlings. I believe it’s at Oh for Five in court battles it started and One for Seven where it tried to defend it’s reprehensible behavior before the Courts.

    So, yeah; he should definitely run with disabled widower. It sounds better than “festering boil” on introduction; because introduction is all he’ll get.

    Three words: Google Bill Schmalfeldt.

    Liked by 8 people

    • You know, I really have to wonder why being a “disabled widower” gives him some sort of special status. Is he really saying that no one else has ever suffered more than he ever has? Are we supposed to pity him more or think more kindly of him because of that? That only he is worthy of special consideration with a title like that? Because you know, there are other perfectly accurate descriptors for him. And unfortunately those descriptors completely eliminate all empathy that “disabled widower” would grant the average human being in my book. It’s sad, really, when I think about it.

      How about the headlines “Adjudicated Cyberharasser contemplates tortuous interference of Charitable Foundation’s Grant Manager”? Doesn’t sound so hot now, now does it?

      Liked by 3 people

    • Jeanette Victoria says:

      Bill the “disabled widower” is a vile sub-human who took a reprehensible photo of his wife then spam dozens of his “enemies” with it. He is beneath contempt!

      Liked by 3 people

  4. Dianna says:

    Now that I have some leisure, on the train home, I have some questions.

    Bill Schmalfeldt proposed to contact the Foundation’s legal counsel in order to accuse me of every crime in the calendar, but mostly of causing him butthurt.

    Now, a fair question would be, “How does that involve the Foundation?”

    The only possible answer is, “It does not.”

    So, let us assume that Bill Schmalfeldt threatens to write the papers with his plaint, unless… What? What do you think follows in this scenario?

    Nothing is what happens.

    Because six restraining orders in four states, obtained by people who have never had the misfortune to have to be in the same room with Bill Schmalfeldt, but find him annoying enough to ask a court to convince him to exercise the common courtesy of not harassing them, are pretty compelling evidence that he is a crank, at the very best interpretation.

    So, in a bid for self-respect, he should just leave it alone.

    He can only hurt himself.

    Liked by 8 people

  5. BusPassOffice says:

    Dianne,

    Being a high level former administrator for one of the busiest DA’S OFFICE IN THE COUNTRY – and managing two law firms in the top tier in the gulf region – I can tell you that – it is almost impossible to get a restraining order against someone with no physical contact, I can tell you most clerks would just hand it back to you…

    But then, that was before Bill the Magnificent Blogtard stumbled into many courts and fucked himself

    Liked by 10 people

  6. BusPassOffice says:

    Bill is the only Navy Boxer to have a ten count shadow boxing

    Liked by 6 people

  7. This Other Latin F*cker says:

    Is it possible to be a giant weeping Mangina AND a Cry-Bully at the same time? I think Bill encapsulates both traits perfectly.

    Liked by 4 people

  8. Onlooker says:

    I think some manipulator/s so have been buzzing around lately based on some recent angles in posting. Don’t forget, Dianna scares the littlest bomber a bit.

    Liked by 5 people

  9. Onlooker says:

    BS’ latest ventures and topics, I mean

    Liked by 3 people

  10. MJ says:

    YOU’RE ALL A BUNCH OF OLD BIDDIES!!!!!! WHY YOU TALK CRAP ABOUT “DISABLED (BUT CAN WALK 2 MILES ALONG RIVER) WIDOWER WITH STAGE 492858 PARKINSONS WHO MOVED ALL WAY FROM MARYLAND ON CHOO CHOO TRAIN? YOU MEANIES!!!!

    Liked by 4 people

  11. Paul Krendler says:

    You know he’s never going to find me.

    Because BUTTHURT DUMBFUCK.

    Liked by 3 people

  12. BusPassOffice says:

    You are Chris Heather, no you’re Arron, oh wait you’re me. No, let me back track, I get it youre this Eric in Wisconsin, a guy in Florida, a cop in Virginia, John, Pat, Lynn, Howard, or TJ

    He’s closing in – its a matter of time…….

    Liked by 3 people

  13. BusPassOffice says:

    Do drunks get up before noon?

    asking for a friend…

    Like

  14. evilwillie00 says:

    They had a sale on Johnnie Walker Red this past weekend at the local Sack & Save.

    Liked by 1 person

  15. BusPassOffice says:

    YO FUCKNUTS

    Yeah you thought I was kidding about filing false charges and committing Perjury. we have a new DA, the guy and the woman in this case already got life sized prison sentences for attempted murder in a trial a month or two ago

    But this DA and this county don’t like their citizens being false accused and people filing suits full of perjury and larceny

    From Todays local Paper

    A man who lied about his military service when he was being tried on murder charges during a March trial in Henry County Circuit Court was indicted Monday on perjury charges by a grand jury.

    Guy Len Biggs, 38, was found guilty of the attempt to commit second-degree murder during a trial in March.

    The new indictments against Biggs charge him with aggravated perjury and tampering with evidence.

    During that trial, Biggs testified that he was a decorated war veteran with specialized training, when in reality he only served about 19 months with no overseas deployments.

    The new indictments against Biggs charge him with aggravated perjury and tampering with evidence.
    Also indicted into Circuit Court was Joyce Anne Biggs, 25, of 100 Swan Bay Estates, Buchanan.
    Joyce Biggs was indicted Monday for filing false reports for her part in the incident in which Guy Biggs was found guilty of attempted murder.

    The incident was a swatting that was upgraded…..

    I have 730 some odd days to press a criminal complaint – you see in Tennessee, Court documents have no protection, it doesn’t matter what out of state court they are filed in as long as a Tennessee resident is directly involved it becomes a Matter for the county, in Tennessee where they reside and they have a strict standard – which someone’s tweets made it clear to anyone with a brain NOT filled with child rape fantasies, that someone was suing because he thought it was cute

    Yeah you and the Gods own thunder bullshit

    Its all archived under “the Jovial Blogtard”

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    • agiledog says:

      BPO, let me know how I can help, when you decide to move forward. Bill has not yet learned his lesson about filing false criminal charges against people. I intend to see if I can change that.

      Liked by 1 person

      • BusPassOffice says:

        Thanks I wish he had embraced the comfort of a loving God in Jesus, but he keeps going down a path. While his wife was sooo ill, I couldn’t bring myself to press this but then he went after you and others and is harassing Lynn, and just picking up speed – in the next 90 days we will explore what the DA wants to do and also Wisconsin may step in.

        They are most likely monitoring him infrequently but it doesn’t hurt to start sending everything to Cardinal Management and the local police.

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  16. monitor2112 says:

    Uh…BPO you kinda lost me. I’ve just been lurking lately.;.;.but are you talking to Team Evil or Taunting Team Free Speech?

    This might be a conversation best held in private methinks.

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  17. BusPassOffice says:

    Bill Schmalfeldt just called me, pretending to be William Crossley of the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel or someone pretending to be Bill Schmalfeldt pretending to be William Crossley.

    the conversation

    Hi, I’m William Crossley of the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, is this eric Johnson?

    we are doing a piece about the harassment and your contacts with bill Schmalfeldt

    I said I never ever have directly contacted Bill Schmalfeldt – now he has called me including this phone call – Hi Bill (then I started laughing – pretend Bill or real Bill didn’t like the laughter)

    Then Real or pretend Bill said “are you always this paranoid?”

    repeated by me, hey I recognize you Bill (more laughter)

    “Oh are you always this paranoid wow, look at the call back number this is William Crossley of the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel wow are you ever paranoid” ( or words to that effect)

    I replied – sure its you Bill, look have someone else call me and verify that this is indeed the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel

    then I laughed and hung up

    15 minutes no other phone call (he must still be begging his sister or Peter to call….)

    Oh BTW now that you called my land line, the record of the call can be traced and if you were clever to have purchased a burner phone, they record the credit card or its on camera at the location so you are screwed, real or pretend Bill

    I never filed charges against you Bill because I thought you were a source of joy for your gravely ill wife and I thought I saw signs that despite everything that you were deep down there was a shred a hope that you would stop and go forward with your life. But then you started in on people only because you could identify them and they really didn’t bother you.

    Do you really want me too? Don’t think it won’t happen. I lived in the middle east for six years and more on and off in Jakarta, I have faced much bigger enemies than you with my indirect association with the military and the military academies and the dreaded oil industry so if you really want my attention……………………?

    Do you?

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    • gmhowell says:

      As a good friend of mine says when something unbelievable is uttered: “you bullshittin’?”

      On Wed, Nov 4, 2015 at 5:24 PM, Billy Sez – Adventures in the

      Liked by 2 people

      • BusPassOffice says:

        I’ve been outside most of the day the phone had rung a couple of times and I came in to wait that someone was trying to reach me on the old land line thtas mostly just used for the alarm

        But this is true a guy sounding REALLY LIKE BILL, and ASKING ONLY ABOUT BILL, would have someone else come on the line or call me back from the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel

        Using the line are you always this paranoid over and over again, oh and its started with “HI” not hello, ……

        And when I said I knew it was Bill he hung up

        Oh there is a chance it was someone who sounded ALOT LIKE BILL pretending to be another Bill CALLING about Bill

        My sides hurt from laughing

        Liked by 3 people

  18. theman9876 says:

    Why not call the news desk at the paper and verify the validity of the story with Mr Crossley’s editor. He has surely violated the rules and bylaws of the Society of Professional Journalists and maybe even committed a crime. Keep us informed @ D;

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  22. Ok. Really funny, guys. Who changed the password for turdsrfood?

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