So Apparently, I’m a “Commercial Site”?

This would be news to me, as I gain absolutely no income from this little side hobby of mine.

All I am here for is to document the things Bill Schmalfeldt says, comment on them as I feel necessary, and eat moar popcorn.


About The Dread Pirate Zombie

Member of the Zombie Horde and Lickspittle Minion. Out to eat your brainnnsssss. And a few other sweetbreads because they are so nomm-y. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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21 Responses to So Apparently, I’m a “Commercial Site”?

  1. Just A Thought says:

    One wonders if The Hippocritical Fail Whale (TM) obtained permission from Ms. Goodman for use in *his* commercial blog and radio show?

    Liked by 2 people

  2. JeffM says:


    You need to understand. Commerce does not imply revenue although it is admittedly true that SUCCESFUL commerce requires revenue. Because you do not have a virtually unbroken record of failure, you simply do not grasp the full meaning of the term “commerce.” Witless Willie has been kind and generous enough to use his extensive experience at failing abjectly in order to improve your vocabulary.

    To be polite, you should say, “Thank you, DUMBFUCK.”

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  3. Awww, Shakes.

    Have you ever been mistaken for a man?

    You whining cunt.

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  5. Sorry, Bill. No. Back to the law books. I say that with no malice afor thought or defamation per cent. Study more, type less.

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  6. Minemyown says:

    With the number of PO/RO that a certain somebody has on his record, in some jurisdictions when a judge grants a new one he would also send it as a criminal referral to the DA.

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  7. Neal N. Bob says:

    “Dear Mommy WordPress,

    The harassment and defamation continue unabated on three sites hosted by your service, Billy Sez, Thinking Man’s Zombie and HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGEwash. Hoge is the originator of most of the libel, going so far as to suggest I committed perjury just because I lie under oath whenever the truth makes me look bad.

    In case you’ve forgotten me from my constant fucking whining previous complaints, allow me to re-introduce myself. I am a 60 year old (It’s going to be my birthday soon!) merry recent widower who keeps his wife in a clock. It’s right next to my bar the memorial coffee maker. I am completely disabled (110%,) although that isn’t going to stop me from travelling four hours to another state to be adjudicated as a deranged cyberstalker again on personal business at the end of the month. Trains make me happy. But don’t underestimate how handicapped I am. I’m basically a head in a jar from my stage XXXVII Parkinson’s Disease.

    Do you like war heroes? I am a Vietnam-era veteran. Remember when America conquered the beaches of Beirut? That was mostly me! Once they saw how I manfully pulled bodies from the rubble bandaged a woman’s knee, the crazy Arabs all ran away, which is why Lebanon was an oasis of calm through the seventies and eighties. I also worked for the federal government! I know Aldrich Ames did, too, but I’m different. I published an entire book about my communist sympathies!

    Anyhoo, I have been defamed by right wing nut jobs (RWNJs) for years now. They even make fun of my dead wife, suggesting that she’s a zombie, which she isn’t. I cremated her to prevent that! No brains for MY soul mate. Wait, that doesn’t sound good.

    Whenever I faildoxx cajole threaten their families ask them to stop, the harassment and libel only gets worse. Even committing copyright fraud exposing them in my books doesn’t stop the defamation! Maybe the RWNJs really are zombies! Did you know they scare nuns? You know who else scares nuns? Zombies.

    Even though I present myself as a fighter or truth, justice and the American way, I don’t want you to forget that I’m a defenseless victim, sort of like the kids Sally Struthers did those commercials about a realy long time ago.

    You’re my only hope, WordPress. I’d sue them again, but my printer’s broken and I’m 0-5, anyhow.

    Be well,

    William M. SSchmalfeldt (Oopsie poopsie. I should write these things when I’m sober!)
    St, Francis, Wisconsin”

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  8. Minemyown says:

    I wonder if MS contacted any Law Enforcement agencies?

    Liked by 3 people

    • A.B. says:

      Oh I wonder what a multi-billion dollar company’s legal department recommends as a course of action when they suspend an account because the owner was “using [the] account for illegal activity, to spread malware or to view/distribute child pornography”… !!

      I doubt they got on AVVO to seek advice.


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  9. Neal N. Bob says:

    William seems to be having endless trouble with modern technology of late. First Microsoft, now Automatic.

    You know who had similar problems? Ted Kaczynski,

    Before the Diminished Capacity Kid goes off half-cocked, I should state for the record that Bill Scahmalfeldt is nothing like the Unibomber, who at least wasn’t deleting his manifesto every couple of weeks. Oh, and Ted got his targets with some regularity, whereas William misses and winds up with another restraining order for his trouble.


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