Fervid Fantasies of Fulminating

You know, I haven’t had this much fun pointing and laughing in a good fortnight!

Fuck me, alliteration is FUN! lololol


About The Dread Pirate Zombie

Member of the Zombie Horde and Lickspittle Minion. Out to eat your brainnnsssss. And a few other sweetbreads because they are so nomm-y. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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12 Responses to Fervid Fantasies of Fulminating

  1. Cousin Bill:

    On everything you are demanding, why don’t you go first?

    No defamation? Stop defaming.

    No mention of wives or family? Stop mentioning wives and family.

    Etcetera. Is that simple enough?

    Cousin Roy

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  2. Toastrider says:

    So get on with it, Bill. File a civil suit. Press your charges of first degree hurt feelings.

    Hoge says, ‘Murum aries attigit’.

    But me, I’m cruder.

    Prepare your anus, Cabin Boy.

    Liked by 6 people

    • He’d probably enjoy it. He certainly enjoys talking about “swollen anal tissue”.

      Lord, he’s disgusting. For a woman to stay married to a creature who does/talks about that sort of thing, she must have been really desperate, and/or psychologically damaged. At least his first two and their children figured it out and escaped.

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    • Rob Crawford says:

      Honestly, the Romans used the two as synonyms.


  3. Full Definition of DOCKET
    1 : a brief written summary of a document : abstract
    2 a (1) : a formal abridged record of the proceedings in a legal action
    (2) : a register of such records
    b (1) : a list of legal causes to be tried; also : the caseload of a court or judge
    (2) : a calendar of business matters to be acted on : agenda
    3 : an identifying statement about a document placed on its outer surface or cover

    More evidence of those fantastic GS-13, worth >$100K/year, editing and writing skills.

    Liked by 1 person

    • Paul Krendler says:

      I thought it was a place to park a small boat!


    • JeffM says:

      I suspect he meant “dock.” He is uneducated after all.

      Now if he did mean dock, I guess he is thinking about criminal charges, just as soon as he gets appointed US Attorney.

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      • *snerk*

        He’s been using a lot of malapropisms lately. It’s pretty easy (usually) to figure out what he’s really trying to say, but it’s so not what he’s actually saying.

        His mental acuity is definitely detiorating if his use of English is anything to go by.

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        • Kyle Kiernan says:

          His usage and spelling have been deteriorating (never high to begin with), but what I have noticed is the lack of the outrĂ© and creepy turn of phrase. He used to turn those out pretty regular when he was trying to show that he was a creative writer, “scream like scalded puppy”, “virgin baby’s blood”, and others I can’t remember. might be that he is angrier all the time and is just pelting out the comments without mounting the same level of pretense. Of it could be that he left his brain out of the fridge too long and it went bad.

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          • Techno Jinxx says:

            I hear large amounts of alcohol can prevent brains from spoiling from being un-refridgerated, looks like Gail’s Former Abuser is giving that a try.

            Liked by 2 people

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