Whatever happened to the whole “if it’s not true you can’t publish it” outrage? Oh right. It’s all manufactured. Well, unless it fits his narrative.
And isn’t his moving of the goal posts just *special*? Typical leftist “You must disavow ALL THE THINGS or else it’s TRUUUUUE!” The “logic” on display here is an insult to morons. They have higher functioning IQs at this stage of the game.
BILLY SEZ - Adventures in Bill Schmalfeldt's Pretendy Land Internet Courtroom. All Rise! 
The text sounds like Billy trying to sound like Hoge.
Billy fails again.
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Rights for me; duties for thee.
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It’s weird because William doesn’t disavow anything. He just files lulzsuits.
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As far as I’m concerned, it’s a lousy attempt at Bill pretending to be Hoge. Until I hear otherwise, I’m going with the “Bill pretended to be Hoge” theory, since it fits the evidence, as far as I’m concerned. Worst forgery yet.
The only other theory that works is that Hoge created a new online ID, slightly different from his own, put up a comment somewhere, forgot to sign out, took a screen capture, sent it to Bill and Schmalfeldt put it in his Tweet. Because…?
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As I’ve said before, schizophrenia means never having to say you’re sorry.
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Paging Messers Occam and Hanlon; please pick up a white courtesy phone.
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it may be a lousey attempt (what else can we expect from Gail’s Former Abuser after all??), but it might also turn out to be a costly one.
I hear tell that pretending to be someone else, especially to make them look bad, is sorta kinda ILLEGAL in most states.
but I’m sure Gail’s Former Abuser is well aware of that, and that there is NOTHING in the data he has already put out there (completely out of his control to delete now) that could possibly come back on him…
well, reasonably sure…
well, kinda sure…
well…
damn, he just fucked himself BIG TIME didnt he?
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And he didn’t even have to step into a courthouse to do it.
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Jury’s still out on the golf cleats, though.
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ROTFLMAO Fnnier still, he’s going to have to burn another member of the Pirate Crew to save his own hide.
Will be hilarious if the guy who keeps saying people are ratting out others to him, ends up being the actual rat.
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Bill’s gonna be grabbing his ankles and crying for mommy in about six minutes.
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Well, I gues Bunny Boy, or some other member of team kindergarten could have signed up with a username similar to Hoge’s and sent it to The Hippocrite.
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I was leaning towards the Bunny Boy or Wee Willy setting Bill up (again) until Bill published the email showing the screen shot was emailed to him AFTER he published it. Now I’m just back to Bill is the World’s Stupidest Man ™
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For reasons that I still can’t figure out (although drunk and crazy are as good as any,) I’m beginning to believe that William actually wants John to sue him.
Given the things that Schmalfeldt has said and done within the statute of limitations, that makes absolutely no sense because John would destroy him in every imaginable way, but the heart wants what the heart wants.
Maybe he misses being a pauper.
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Like you, I have thought that BS seemed to be TRYING REAL HARD to lure John into initiating a suit against him. The only reason I can come up with to explain this is that John would incur the initial expense of filing the suit, and BS could then counter-sue. That he would have no basis to counter-sue is beside the point; his goal is to harass John, and a counter-suit would serve his purpose.
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Actually, if Billy keeps sinking money into his present LOLSUIT, he’ll soon become a pauper anyway.
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Yeah but this little big of stupidity is a criminal matter, not a civil one. It won’t cost John a cent to pursue it.
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A good default position.
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noo please compliment his logic, appeal to him show us the Feldtcharts he used to concludify his logicalizations, I needs me some Feldtcharts!
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gmta – I think the one explaining the next thread would be amazing.
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SCHMALBALZ RAAARRWW!!!!
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Fred Dukes, aka The Blob. He was still a far more dangerous opponent than Cabin Boy.
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Roger that. For all of Derpus Maximus’ bluster… he’s about as intimidating as Zan from the Wonder Twins.
“Form of… a bucket of water!!”
OOOOOooooooo…..
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The Mayo’d One will lie to suit his…oh forget it! He’s just a damn liar!
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Hey, Ash, is not having cognitive function a necessary pre-condition to cognitive dissonance?
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Details, details!
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Beat me to it.
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His title of Dumbfuck is the only thing Bill has ever earned in his entire life.
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I’m sure gonna miss you when you go nipples north, Shakes.
There’s no one like you. You big dumb sonofabitch, you.
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When he goes nipples north, I’ll bet it will be because someone didn’t miss him.
Like a cell mate.
With a shiv.
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