Things Like This Always Make Me Wonder

Why he has such a burning hatred for the type of work his sister does.

He must really really really be ashamed of what she does for a living. I apologize to her on his behalf.


About The Dread Pirate Zombie

Member of the Zombie Horde and Lickspittle Minion. Out to eat your brainnnsssss. And a few other sweetbreads because they are so nomm-y. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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22 Responses to Things Like This Always Make Me Wonder

  1. Jane says:

    Maybe the reason self-described HappyMyWifeDied TheMerryWidower has displayed such unreasoning, and totally unjustified hatred, spite, and malevolence toward our own dear agiledog is due to some sort of transference, kwim? Maybe it takes all of that pent up hate it feels for its sister and projects it onto agiledog because it dare not unleash it on one of the few people on the planet that may actually take a call from it.

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    • Techno Jinxx says:

      maybe…but then maybe he’s just jealous that there are people who actually take care of their pets instead of having their (dying) wife do it, then abandoning them to move closer to the person they are stalking/harassing.

      just a thought.

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      • agiledog says:

        maybe he’s just jealous that there are people who actually take care of their pets instead of having their (dying) wife do it, then abandoning them

        I agree. It must really burn his ass that my dogs live a better, healthier, more fulfilling life then he does. They KNOW that there are people in this world that love and care for them. They get good food, regular medical care, exercise, social interaction, love, and attention. Bill? He forges peoples’ identities and responds to Restraining Orders.

        If I am a “POOP PICKER”, at least I am cleaning up shit. All Bill does is spread it (when he isn’t rolling it into little balls and sniffing it.)

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    • choose one handle and stick with it says:

      Same question. But I think the hatred, spite and malevolence is “transferred” from his general hatred of the world. Remember, HappyHisWifeDied has been making excrement of his life for a long time now…that makes for a lot of grudges against the people he couldn’t bully into silence and compliance.

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  2. Poop Picker Upper or Identity thief?

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  3. Rob Crawford says:

    He’s contemptuous of those who work. He’s got all he wants from disability and insurance after all.

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  4. Sputnik is still up there says:

    First, this isn’t what her linkdin profile said. Second, does that mean he thought she was a loser in 2013?

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  5. LurkieLou says:

    Right about now, a group of Nuns in Wisconsin are having a very Sound of Music moment after Googling one of their residents….

    Sophia: When I’m with him I’m confused, out of focus and bemused,
    and I never know exactly where I am…
    Agatha: Unpredictable as weather
    Catherine: He is flightly as a feather
    Margaretta: He’s a darling
    Berthe: He’s a demon
    Margaretta: He’s a sham
    Sophia: He’d out pester any pest; drive a hornet from it’s nest
    Agatha: He has never shown a willingness to Work.
    Margaretta: He is gentle; he is wild
    Catherine: He’s a riddle; he’s a child
    Berthe: He’s a headache
    Margaretta: He’s a wacko
    R. Mother: He’s a jerk…
    All: How do you solve a problem like a Schmalfeldt
    How do you catch a cloud and pin it down
    How do you find the word that means a Schmalfeldt
    Catherine: A flibbertigibbet
    Margaretta & Sophia: A willow the wisp
    Berthe: A clown
    All: Many a thing you know you’d like to tell him
    Many a thing he ought to understand
    R. Mother: But how do you make him stay
    Berthe: And listen to all you say
    Margaretta: How do you keep a wave upon the sand
    All: Oh how do you solve a problem like a Schmalfeldt…
    How could he hold his feces in his hand?

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  6. Paul Krendler says:

    Poor Sis…

    “Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.”

    She’s gonna need to make up the spare room in just about seven months, if not less.

    Just a guess.


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