Krendler remembers. And, since he’s mentioned it in several LULZ suits because of the butthurt the response to the incident gave him, Bill knows perfectly when as well.
It was a watershed moment for many of us: that day when Bill wrote a “parody” of what he thought life was like in the Hoge household – with his own *special* depredations, degradations and denigrations visible for all to see.
For no justifiable reason Bill viciously attacked a man (who he envies and covets IMO) and the rest of his family (I thought families were off limits? Oh wait! Not for Bill!). On that day, what had been at the level of a very weird internet spat between two people Bill and several people who refused to quit reporting on Brett Kimberlin that had lots of sideline viewers eating popcorn became an all-out mission for some of those who had previously had no skin in the game.
In one fell swoop William Schmalfeldt became his own worse horror as his outsized vitriol gave birth to Paul Krendler, a nemesis who promised to mirror Bill back upon himself – except funnier and packing twice the punch.
Ever since that day, Krendler has been making the monkey dance.
Oh yes. Krendler remembers. And so do we.
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I have one point of disagreement. When you say PK is funnier, it implies The BLOB is intentionally funny. The BLOB is funny, but each and every time it is unintentional and not the way The BLOB intended. Further, PK kills it. The BLOB, not so much.
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Good point – as I’ve written repeatedly, cub scouts should never be mentioned when discussing sex, like Bill Schmalfeldt did in what the dementia addled freak claimed was comedy.
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Pk is funny
Bill is just pathetic.
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Well, he *tries* to be funny. And he succeeds, on some levels, because I know I point and laugh.
I was trying to be succinct, dammitall! lol
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Attacked? How about mocked? He made fun at Bill’s expense — after Bill tried to make fun of Hoge. That’s not attacking.
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gmta and I know who to imitate! haha
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Bill apparently believes anything short of effusive praise is an attack, and anything negative is defamation — unless HE said it, in which case it’s either “good humor” or “hard-hitting journalism”.
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I was opining that Bill’s original post was an attack on Hoge. The PK made fun at Bill’s expense. I’ll try to make that clearer.
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Exactly, with one caveat: I don’t see the Prince of Parody (may FUN be upon him always), attacking the freak so much as giving it back – with interest – as you also noted.
Many of us largely ignored the large ignoramus who seemed desperate to distract from the lawfare of the tiny terrorist, Speedway Bomber Brett Kimberlin. Until self-described
HappyMyWifeDiedTheMerryWidower went too far, and began attacking a grieving family who’d recently suffered the stillbirth of their daughter; and then attempted to match that grotesque level in attacking the Hoge family.LikeLiked by 3 people
And remember how many times you’ve heard that the horde despises the freak as a way to get to the puny pedo? Yeah… about that…
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William is a guy who, never let us forget, was just handed by a massive legal defeat by a toddler. For that reason, perhaps his perceptions of life aren’t to be trusted. On the other hand, i have any number of crazy theories about things.
Take for example, “Shaken Schmalfeldt Syndrome,” whereby the most unloved child of a family is brutalized because he Just. Won’t. Listen. and, because the family lives in a barren wasteland like, I dunno, Iowa, there’s no easily accessible place to drown said child without the body being found too quickly. Daddy is focused on selling enough first drinks to keep the family afloat, Mommy loves her Milltown, and neither has the time, energy or inclination to deal with the dumbest, most obnoxious and attention-seeking whelp. Accordingly, they rang his bell from time to time because SIDS hadn’t been invented in 1957.
Victims of Shaken Schmalfeldt Syndrome are known to be excessively thin-skinned, arrogant, volatile, litigious and stupid They have singularly remarkable collections of restraining orders from places they’ve never actually set foot in. At this point, Shaken Schmalfeldt Syndrome is wildly under-reported in what President Clinton called “the knee-jerk liberal media” because there’s only one known case of it. But it’s testing the patience of even nuns!
Look for my much-more detailed article about this phenomenon in the New England Journal of Medicine.
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I thought it was in the Arkham Journal of the Psychology of Abnormals.
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This is a very serious condition indeed. How kind of you to begin the research. Should we expect the journal article outline in a few months?
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Pepperidge Farm remembers. So does the Internet. If Bill ever figures out how to sue someone, he may discover that the posts that have been thrown in his face here are just the tip of the iceberg.
BTW, still not arrested or even questioned by any of the dozen or so agencies CBBS has emailed about my part in his imagined ‘forgery of the century’.
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You’re not in prison yet? But that was supposed to have happened a year ago!
To quote a very wise friend of mine, “KOOKY!”
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Just call me DB Cooper.
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Beloved and benevolent TDPZ Princess – I think those of us who registered a reservation were all clarifying for the terminally stoooooopid, so there could be no misunderstanding, no matter how hard the freak tried.
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Oh, but he’s already misunderstood, dear Jane. Because he’s all of a sudden remembered sweet little Colette. Colette may have been galvanizing for much of the horde, however Krendler was born of Bill’s Hoge “parody” FAIL. The two were distinct events. And I am in no-way saying that Bill’s treatment of Colette could not have helped form Krendler. In fact, I’m positive it did. But the actual birth came with the parody fail.
The horde is on the same page. 🙂
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Due to the leadership of our wise zombie overlords, of course. 😉
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Well, God damn it, Morgana.
I had a very busy day IRL today and in the wake of it I have been working on my FUN.
AND YOU GO AND PUBLISH THIS GEM.
Well done, Mistress Zombie.
Well done.
I’m still going to finish mine, though.
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Ah, it’s all fun and games until one of us steps on the others toes. 😛
P.S. I like your version. Much, ummm, snappier than mine. 😀
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We were just minding our own business and burning some recall petitions. Then Shakes sticks his fat ass in the middle of something that didn’t concern him.
It’s just what he does. And cries like a cunt when that fat ass gets spanked.
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As always, Howard speaks sharply and truly…
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Wait, what?
Are you saying (in no uncertain terms, mind you) that Bill Schmalfeldt was STICKING HIS SHIT-CAKED NOSE INTO BUSINESS THAT DIDN’T CONCERN HIM?
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Where are the poop flakes? I was told there would be poop flakes in its description…
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Have you checked behind his ears? Sometimes they get stuck there on the rare occasions he pulls his head out of his ass.
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