Do you know how hard it is to hurt the feelings of someone who doesn’t give a flying fuck what people think of him?

Neither does Bill Schmalfeldt.

Do you know how easy it is to insult someone whose entire existence is predicated on what others think of him?

Paul Krendler does.


About The Dread Pirate Zombie

Member of the Zombie Horde and Lickspittle Minion. Out to eat your brainnnsssss. And a few other sweetbreads because they are so nomm-y. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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8 Responses to Musings

  1. Jane says:

    Compliments to our beloved zombie overlords for their insight, and their ability to make the dementia addled freak totally transparent.

    Liked by 2 people

  2. Paul Krendler says:


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  3. Gus Bailey says:

    Heh, indeed.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. JeffM says:

    Have to disagree, Ash. I think you mis-spoke.

    I strongly suspect it to be false that Krendler does not care what anyone of consequence thinks or says about him. It’s just that Krendler considers Willie to be no one of intellectual or moral consequence.

    And I seriously doubt that Willie cares a whit what Krendler or any other zombie thinks. What Willie has given tons of evidence that he cares about is what others say about him.

    Willie’s opinions may conceivably be even more disdainful of me than my opinions are of him. I can say sincerely that I do not care when he expresses unfavorable opinions of me because I do not crave the favor of such a worm. Willie, on the other hand, pathetically acts as though he does crave our favor, our good words, even though he claims to despise us.


    • gmhowell says:

      Krendler is a character (in more ways than one). I doubt he feels anything. The actor behind the character, otoh…


    • Paul Krendler says:

      He craves neither favor nor good words. He craves attention in any form he can get it. He likes the humiliation more than he wants it to stop.

      If this were not true, he would have stopped presenting himself for daily beatdowns years ago. His noise about being left alone to live in peace is just that – useless noise. He could shut all of us up so simply but refuses to do it.

      Don’t Fear the (Carolina) Reaper, DUMBFUCK.

      Tick, tock, chomp.


    • Rob Crawford says:

      Long ago I read a book in which the protagonist learns, among other things, that “the opinions of worthless people are worthless”.

      I don’t care what Bill thinks of me, because his opinions are worthless.

      Liked by 1 person

  5. bubbadfuquad says:

    This really is beyond hilarious….


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