At Least He’s Consistent

Always going on about his “contribution to humanity” as if that excuses him being a boil on humanity’s ass.

Morality plays are meant to convince others of how to achieve redemption. Unfortunately Bill Schmalfeldt’s types of morality plays only work on those who are callow. He uses them to try to make others feel “less than” as he intimidates them with “evidence” of his GREAT WORKS for the benefit of mankind and follows it up with how “feeble” he is. Typical Gamma behavior.

Oh, and where’s that lawyer he keeps threatening people with? I’ve lost count how many times that’s supposed to have made people quake in their boots. Ely? You there?

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About The Dread Pirate Zombie

Member of the Zombie Horde and Lickspittle Minion. Out to eat your brainnnsssss. And a few other sweetbreads because they are so nomm-y. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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36 Responses to At Least He’s Consistent

  1. Jane says:

    Dementia addled freak is consistently dementia addled.

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  2. one handle and stick to it says:

    Billy’s contribution to humanity is a single quote:
    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=%22be+proud+of+the+filth+in+your+head%22

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  3. JeffM says:

    OT.

    I have news from Pretendy Land. The mysterious “Johns” recently mentioned are the various John Does referenced in the LOLsuit. They have taken up residence in Castle Ash. Any one of them may have signed for the PACKAGE. No word yet on where the Jane Roes are abiding, but if they are crowded into Castle Ash, they too are suspect as signatories. Postal inspectors from Slovenia and Slovakia have been brought in to assist the USPS and FBI in determining who must be incarcerated for the refusal to follow the orders of the Court of Star Chamber, currently sitting in the Eastern District of Pretendy Land.

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  4. Minemyown says:

    Bill on Bill(link is to dailykos) in his on words then read the comments.

    My favorite:

    Not this asshole again.

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    • Minemyown says:

      Your self-loathing fairly shouts from the rooftops. The commenter here or elsewhere who mentioned narcissism is absolutely on point.

      Please seek help. And stop writing hurtful things. Or write them, if you must, somewhere else.

      Click the link to read the full comment.
      http://www.dailykos.com/comments/1093185/46153624#comment_46153624

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      • one handle and stick to it says:

        ceebee7 May 20 · 09:07:18 PM
        “Interested in the origin of all the damning comments, I read the piece… and all your defensive replies, comments, and then this self-serving nonsense… You wrote a very insensitive, nasty diary cloaked in do-goodism but it’s not hard to see through that into who you really are… I don’t know what happened to you in the past, but you are truly emotionally damaged and I suggest you seek help. The vitriolic sarcasm with which you respond to comments from folks on this website depicts you as a cornered little boy, shouting insults back at those who criticize you with good intentions. After all the sturm and drang, the sensitive, typical Kossack action would have been to issue an apology and move on. Instead you stand your ground and flame those who “don’t understand satire…”

        Your self-loathing fairly shouts from the rooftops. The commenter here or elsewhere who mentioned narcissism is absolutely on point.

        Please seek help. And stop writing hurtful things. Or write them, if you must, somewhere else.”

        “self-serving…nasty…emotionally damaged…self-loathing…narcissism…” That is Bill Schmalfeldt to a tee.

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      • This Other Latin F*cker says:

        I don’t know what happened to you in the past, but you are truly emotionally damaged and I suggest you seek help.

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    • This Other Latin F*cker says:

      A year ago from right now, a “Google Search” of the name Bill Schmalfeldt would reveal links to my various blog writings, my work to help fund a cure for Parkinson’s Disease, links to the volunteer surgery I underwent to see if people in the earlier stages of Parkinson’s could survive Deep Brain Stimulation surgery, and links to my books.

      What a fucking liar he is. Even Vanderbilt thought the study was “novel” and said so in a press release announcing it. They knew he would survive the by then routine procedure. What they were studying was the effect it might have being applied earlier in the disease progression. Why does he even have to lie about this? Is he really that attention starved and pathetic? Oh wait, yes he is.

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  5. one handle and stick to it says:

    Cheddar Injection ‏@hotcheeseshot 10m10 minutes ago
    Judge: It seems as if you are playing fast and loose with the truth.
    Billy: Yeah? Well, they keep BUTTHURTING me! Make is STAAHHHHHP!!”

    FIFY, Schmalfeldt.

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  6. MJ says:

    Actually, Parkinson’s doesn’t prevent you from exercising. If you look at Bill’s history, it’s not the Parkinson’s that has kept him from exercising. Its his inability to push away from the table.

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  7. Techno Jinxx says:

    dawwww, how sweet, he was one of 15 people who underwent experimental brain surgery to see if in the future it could help Parkinson’s patients…

    except, it was already being used in patients who had advanced Parkinsons at the time of the study he was in.
    the study he participated in was to see if it would help delay the worst symptoms longer if used sooner. So while being “experimental” it was hardly breaking new ground.

    but hey, at least he did something he could exaggerate and make himself look sorta almost human.

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  8. gmhowell says:

    Ely’s coming, hide your heart.

    And Bill was fat long before Parkinson’s was a blip on his radar.

    On Fri, Feb 12, 2016 at 10:18 AM, BILLY SEZ – The Bill Schmalfeldt Feldtdown Observer wrote:

    > The Dread Pirate Zombie posted: “Always going on about his “contribution > to humanity” as if that excuses him being a boil on humanity’s ass. > http://imgur.com/imaUM5O Morality plays are meant to convince others of > how to achieve redemption. Unfortunately Bill Schmalfeldt’s types of mora” >

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  9. Black Betty says:

    PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Weight gain is 90% diet and 10% exercise. One can “out-eat” any exercise they might be doing and often do, because they do not understand nutrition and refuse to control their portions. In fact, a person can lose weight with no exercise at all, by merely restricting their calories. Obese people are obese because they eat too much.

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  10. Russ says:

    I’m beginning to suspect the Bill’s greatest contribution to humanity would be as compost.

    Though he might perhaps be too toxic even for that.

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