Selfie Much?

When a grown man feels the need to post pictures like THIS all of teh Interwebz…

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He really should realize that it just makes him look jealous when he tries to insult cute 20-something girls who post “kissy face” pictures on Facebook. It also makes me a bit worried about just which audience he is attempting to look enticing and aluring to.

I think we can come to the general consensus that his “come hither” and “coy” look really need to be improved upon. Because what he puts out there is just straight up creepy.

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About The Dread Pirate Zombie

Member of the Zombie Horde and Lickspittle Minion. Out to eat your brainnnsssss. And a few other sweetbreads because they are so nomm-y. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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24 Responses to Selfie Much?

  1. Neal N. Bob says:

    He’s Garbo as attention whore, which is to say, schizophrenic.

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  2. JeffM says:

    I do wonder why you you limit to his selfies what he might improve upon.

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  3. Jane says:

    Fat freak is clearly enamored of its own repulsive image. The ravages of dementia, no doubt. Perhaps the real question is, “Narcissist much?” Of course, that answer is also crystal clear.

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  4. one handle and stick to it says:

    Uh, yeah Billy…we know!

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  5. lorddewclaw says:

    Fat fucking waste of carbon…

    And I can and will call you fat, Billy Blob. That’s what you are. That is all you are.

    Go choke on a truckload of steaming dicks you POS.

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  6. technojinxx says:

    I believe that is his “oopsie poopsie” face, where he’s trying to be ‘cute’ and (as he does with everything else) fails miserably.

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    • gmhowell says:

      I wonder if this photo deserves a place here: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Bill_Schmalfeldt (NSFW)

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      • Jane says:

        Oh. My. Goodness. Someone(s) did an amazing job putting the legacy of self-described HappyMyWifeDied TheMerryWidower on that site. It adds up to even less than I thought. bwahahahahaha

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        • gmhowell says:

          I wonder if one of Rauhauser’s goons did it?

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          • Toastrider says:

            Hard to say. The page is of recent vintage — history dates back to Feb 6th. But the ED page HEAVILY references the various sites that have been the source of poor Billy’s woes — TMZ, BillySez, Hogewash, etc.

            I’ve threatened, more than once, to start pointing channers in Bill’s direction. Looks like I might not have to.

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          • gmhowell says:

            It’s bound to be his most lasting legacy to the world. Unless he can get them to take it down.

            He really should add ED to the suit.

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          • Toastrider says:

            Yes, because threatening ED has worked out SO well for other folks.

            I’m curious who ‘badgerbro’ is though. Wondering if it’s a member of the Horde/Team Lickspittle, or just a third party struck by the immense amounts of FAIL generated by Cabin Boy.

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          • Neal N. Bob says:

            I was wondering that myself.

            Also, isn’t Wisconsin known as “the badger state?”

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          • gmhowell says:

            I think Bill could go toe to toe with ED. You need more faith.

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        • Jeanette Victoria says:

          OMG its’ horrible like watching a train wreck

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        • Jane says:

          If I had to guess who wrote it, I’d guess one of the Knot crew. There’s some overlap, of course, but I don’t recall any badger id in the horde, nor do I recognize the writing style. It’s good, though – very, very well written; takes a long, convoluted history and distills it in a way that makes the whole twisted and tortured fact pattern easy to follow for even a new reader.

          Again – could you imagine being in your 60’s and that ED page being pretty much all you have to show for your life? The few meager possessions self-described HappyMyWifeDied TheMerryWidower has were bought with SGotCU’s blood money insurance money, but even if that weren’t the case, what a pitiful pile of nothing. That’s probably even more humiliating than the ED page.

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      • MJ says:

        It should be. It’s a true and accurate reference to his fascination with all things poo. After all, we’re all about the truth.

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  7. Techno Jinxx says:

    I do believe that is his “oopsie poopsie” look, where he was trying to be cute in reference to some sort of bullshit he was then pulling, but like everything else he does, was a compete failure.

    I see Stinky has been busy leaving himself nasty comments on his blog.
    Gee, could that be why he’s so upset and going after people like Ash, because they succeed spectacularly at what he fails at consistantly??
    I know he likes to call us all socks, but honestly, that’s only cause he doesn’t know how to get more than 2 people to even look at his blog for anything other than material for the counterclaims.

    SMDH

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  8. Joe Smirnoff says:

    The Turd-Rolling Fat Ass is still continuing the same crap he always does…talking crap without any evidence to support anything he is saying. It is hard to believe dumbass liars!

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