With Apologies to the Little River Band

Poster wpdavidd made a delightful parody of their song Lonesome Loser last night. It deserves a wider audience I think. Take it away, Eric the orchestra leader!

Have you heard about the loathsome loser, beaten by the zombie queen all the time;
Have you heard about the loathsome loser, he’s a loser but he still keeps on trying.

Sit down, take a look at yourself; weren’t you gonna sue somebody?
Someday somebody’s gonna counter-sue.
You have to face up; where’s the Johnny Walker Red?

Have you heard about the loathsome loser, beaten by the zombie queen all the time;
Have you heard about the loathsome loser, he’s a loser but he still keeps on trying.

Unlucky at law, at least that’s what they say; he lost his mind and he frittered his cash away.
He still keeps spending, though there’s nothing left.
Filed his claim and lost; now he has to pay the cost….

Have you heard about the loathsome loser, beaten by the zombie queen all the time;
Have you heard about the loathsome loser, he’s a loser but he still keeps on trying.

“It’s all Hoooooooooooooooooooge,” he snarls and says,
But the fear-pee is driving him crazy.
He don’t know what goes on in his feed,
But if you watch very quick you’ll see it go.

Sit down, take a look at yourself; weren’t you gonna sue somebody?
Someday somebody’s gonna counter-sue.
You have to face up; where’s the Johnny Walker Red?

Have you heard about the loathsome loser?
Now tell me, have you heard about the loathsome loser?

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About The Dread Pirate Zombie

Member of the Zombie Horde and Lickspittle Minion. Out to eat your brainnnsssss. And a few other sweetbreads because they are so nomm-y. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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5 Responses to With Apologies to the Little River Band

  1. Well done extraordinarily well done.

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  2. Easein says:

    If I may be so bold, I would like to insult and defame your demon litigator on your blog:
    Bill should rent his fat ass to Clear Channel Billboards; stark naked body paint, walking the streets of Podunk, WI, advertising his favorite hobby, NAMBLA.
    There’s gold in th’m thar fatbacks!
    Ok, maybe a codpiece for compliance.

    You may delete this post as you see fit.
    Won’t wish you luck in this bit of ridiculousness as you won’t need it.

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  3. wpdavidd says:

    Thank you, Zombie Mistress; and thank you, Jane, for the inspiration–loathsome loser, indeed. 😄

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