Current Schmycle Phase: Bargaining


It seems that someone has decided to offer me….. something. That he thinks I want.

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What? He started a doomclock “offer” before I saw it? Oh right! He’s not allowed to contact me with his nonsense. My email is much quieter, did you know?

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Why does he think he gets to tell me what I will or will not do on my website? What in the hell is he offering that would make me want to eliminate what people say?

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“She will…” Ummm, Bill is not the boss of me. Still waiting for what in the hell he thinks I will be so enticed by.

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Oh! There it is. He says he will drop me from the lawsuit. Hmmmm.

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Hmmm. Interesting words from someone who has absolutely no compunction about bringing in completely un-related parties – INCLUDING A FUCKING TODDLER – into the “conversation” because he wants to intimidate me into silence. He’s figured out that that won’t work, so now he thinks that dangling being dropped from his pathetic FAIL of a lawsuit will.

Here’s a thought for Bill. One that he should let sink into his brain. One that I’m going to state very slowly and deliberately. And he should think what that means for him.







About The Dread Pirate Zombie

Member of the Zombie Horde and Lickspittle Minion. Out to eat your brainnnsssss. And a few other sweetbreads because they are so nomm-y. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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38 Responses to Current Schmycle Phase: Bargaining

  1. Neal N. Bob says:

    On the other hand, a DUMBFUCK just eviscerated his position that the harm he’s suffered is so egregious that it can only be addressed by the courts. He. Can’t. Stop. Helping. It’s almost as if William’s own lulzsuits owe him money.

    Had he made this offer before filing, it might have strengthened his case, but DUMBFUCK!

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    • Neal N. Bob says:

      If I was the counsel of record in this case, shithead’s “generous offer” of dismissal would feature prominently in my Motion to Dismiss because it underscores how fundamentally unserious Lulzsuit VI is in the first fucking place.

      Lulzsuits are easier than they should be when the plaintiff is a retard.


  2. You and all the victims of Bill’s grandiose and futile idiocy and delusional thinking he can be successful in shutuppery and control, are in my prayers. He is such a tool of evil and evildoers that he has become evil himself. As his Parkinson’s dementia progresses, he has lost all distinction between good and evil and he is easily manipulated, even by hi own thoughts and incipient mental disease. His malignant cognitive dissonance is further exacerbated by his organic brain disease (i.e. Parkinson’s stage 6 million), so much so that he is not competent to file charges without the assistance of an attorney … something that should be requested in a motion to the federal court. At least an evaluation of his mental state. Outlining his many lawsuits, his tweets and posts as well as his podcasts. Taken in total, no self respecting Judge, even a Democrat, would be hard-pressed to not grant a motion for a competency hearing.

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  3. Avenger Watcher says:

    There’s a term for this, you know.

    “Oopsie, Poopsie!”

    Liked by 3 people

  4. lorddewclaw says:

    To quote the immortal film Dumb and Dumber:


    (In the legal sense, of course)

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  5. Neal N. Bob says:

    One other point, offering an exit from his nuisance lulzsuit seems pretty meaningless if William actually referred your actions to the U.S Attorney’s office for criminal prosecution, isn’t it?

    Granted, I believe that Oliver Wendell Jones was lying about that, but it goes a long way in demonstrating his issues with impulse control. A DUMBFUCK doesn’t seem to understand how certain of his actions and threats intersect with others, which is why he’s the ideal lawyer for himself.

    Don’t you go changing. Bill. No one amuses me quite like you do.

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  6. JeffM says:

    He started by involving himself in the affairs of others as a self-described journalist: it was his right under the First Amendment to communicate both to and about others. His position has “evolved” so that now others do not have the right to comment about his public doings and sayings. What is consistent is his failure to grasp the First Amendment: it does not permit communications to someone who has given notice that such communications are unwelcome, but it does permit, subject to a few narrow exceptions, communications about someone’s public speech and actions.

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  7. Paul Krendler says:


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    • Neal N. Bob says:

      Just a little reference material for a DUMBFUCK to consider.

      “In what could be described as an eerie coincidence, he wrote the message kill or be killed on his Las Vegas hotel room’s mirror on the days before the bout.”

      Fights don’t always end the way you imagine they will when you throw the first punch.

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      • After, how many failed lawsuits, you would think he’d figure that out by now. Although, he does seem to be completely incapable of thinking through the consequences of anything that he does.

        It’s an endless farce that I find immensely entertaining.

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        • Neal N. Bob says:

          If I were to guess, I’d say this is the one that brings it home.

          William’s cowering in the face of the dim, dim girls amply demonstrated his cowardice and stupidity. And it seems to me that Dumptruck decided to fuck a hornet’s nest when he started playing around in Ash’s personal life, which she hadn’t spent years being exhibitionist about all over the Internet like a schoolyard pervert.

          Anyone of even average intelligence knows that divorces are like any other domestic dispute; Only a true DUMBFUCK would insert himself in the middle of one.

          But fatass just had to throw himself on that hand grenade to make one of his idiotic points. Well, now he gets to suffer the consequences.

          Watching William get pummeled to death by a girl is going to be endlessly amusing.

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      • Paul Krendler says:

        The war aphorism is “No plan survives contact with the enemy.”

        I’m boxing, it’s “Everybody’s got a plan until they get punched in the face.”

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  8. one handle and stick to it says:

    Cheddar Injection ‏@hotcheeseshot
    And I am including commenters. STFU about me, completely, for the rest of Feb. and I will drop the case. Can she do it? Of course not.

    Fuck you, Billy. YOU STFU and then we’ll run out of things to mock you about…eventually.

    Besides, before long you’ll be BEGGING for this lolsuit to end. tick-tock, tick-tock…

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  9. BusPassOffice says:

    The US Attorney’s office does not investigate on their own, they take referrals from local, state, and federal law enforcement and I don’t think they have the manpower or the inclination to investigate the claims of someone with such a storied past and present.

    9 restraining orders, 9.

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  10. The FBI is tasked with investigating allegations of criminal wrongdoing in the federal sphere. THEY do the referring to the US Attorney for prosecution of specific criminal violations of the US Code. Ordinary civilians cannot prefer charges to the US Attorney, only LEO’s can. Civilians can file crime reports with LEO’s for investigation and possible charges if there is enough factual evidence that a neutral finder of fact, after rigorous investigation comes to conclude can support a criminal charge with a good chance of resulting in a conviction.
    As usual, Bill only understands how things wok in his pretendy universe and not in the real world everyone else lives in …

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  11. Neal N. Bob says:

    I somehow doubt that’s the way this is going to play out. on the other hand, I’m not drunk .. yet.

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  12. BusPassOffice says:

    Cheddar Injection ‏@hotcheeseshot · 36m36 minutes ago

    She just couldn’t fucking do it. So much for her wanting peace. I’m not “bargaining” with the evil twat. I was offering her a way out.

    Judges especially love this type of judicial negotiations – it really impresses them and sways them towards the side that has to reference genital organs every third or so comment

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  13. All Schmalfeldy mystogynistic comments are projection from his sandy mangina …

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  14. Toastrider says:

    My response to Cabin Boy’s ‘demands’:


  15. Cube says:

    The end of this post had me thinking more like this:


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