It seems that someone has decided to offer me….. something. That he thinks I want.
What? He started a doomclock “offer” before I saw it? Oh right! He’s not allowed to contact me with his nonsense. My email is much quieter, did you know?
Why does he think he gets to tell me what I will or will not do on my website? What in the hell is he offering that would make me want to eliminate what people say?
“She will…” Ummm, Bill is not the boss of me. Still waiting for what in the hell he thinks I will be so enticed by.
Oh! There it is. He says he will drop me from the lawsuit. Hmmmm.
Hmmm. Interesting words from someone who has absolutely no compunction about bringing in completely un-related parties – INCLUDING A FUCKING TODDLER – into the “conversation” because he wants to intimidate me into silence. He’s figured out that that won’t work, so now he thinks that dangling being dropped from his pathetic FAIL of a lawsuit will.
Here’s a thought for Bill. One that he should let sink into his brain. One that I’m going to state very slowly and deliberately. And he should think what that means for him.
I
Don’t
Want
Out.
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On the other hand, a DUMBFUCK just eviscerated his position that the harm he’s suffered is so egregious that it can only be addressed by the courts. He. Can’t. Stop. Helping. It’s almost as if William’s own lulzsuits owe him money.
Had he made this offer before filing, it might have strengthened his case, but DUMBFUCK!
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If I was the counsel of record in this case, shithead’s “generous offer” of dismissal would feature prominently in my Motion to Dismiss because it underscores how fundamentally unserious Lulzsuit VI is in the first fucking place.
Lulzsuits are easier than they should be when the plaintiff is a retard.
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You and all the victims of Bill’s grandiose and futile idiocy and delusional thinking he can be successful in shutuppery and control, are in my prayers. He is such a tool of evil and evildoers that he has become evil himself. As his Parkinson’s dementia progresses, he has lost all distinction between good and evil and he is easily manipulated, even by hi own thoughts and incipient mental disease. His malignant cognitive dissonance is further exacerbated by his organic brain disease (i.e. Parkinson’s stage 6 million), so much so that he is not competent to file charges without the assistance of an attorney … something that should be requested in a motion to the federal court. At least an evaluation of his mental state. Outlining his many lawsuits, his tweets and posts as well as his podcasts. Taken in total, no self respecting Judge, even a Democrat, would be hard-pressed to not grant a motion for a competency hearing.
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Your lips to God’s ears Father Paul!
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Daily my dear friend!
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Padre, I’d give it a 5150 chance…
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Cute, very cute!
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[insert Seal of Approval here]
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There’s a term for this, you know.
“Oopsie, Poopsie!”
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To quote the immortal film Dumb and Dumber:
“KICK HIS ASS, SEABASS!”
(In the legal sense, of course)
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One other point, offering an exit from his nuisance lulzsuit seems pretty meaningless if William actually referred your actions to the U.S Attorney’s office for criminal prosecution, isn’t it?
Granted, I believe that Oliver Wendell Jones was lying about that, but it goes a long way in demonstrating his issues with impulse control. A DUMBFUCK doesn’t seem to understand how certain of his actions and threats intersect with others, which is why he’s the ideal lawyer for himself.
Don’t you go changing. Bill. No one amuses me quite like you do.
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He started by involving himself in the affairs of others as a self-described journalist: it was his right under the First Amendment to communicate both to and about others. His position has “evolved” so that now others do not have the right to comment about his public doings and sayings. What is consistent is his failure to grasp the First Amendment: it does not permit communications to someone who has given notice that such communications are unwelcome, but it does permit, subject to a few narrow exceptions, communications about someone’s public speech and actions.
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IN IT TO WIN IT, BABY!!
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Just a little reference material for a DUMBFUCK to consider.
http://boxrec.com/media/index.php/Deuk-Koo_Kim
“In what could be described as an eerie coincidence, he wrote the message kill or be killed on his Las Vegas hotel room’s mirror on the days before the bout.”
Fights don’t always end the way you imagine they will when you throw the first punch.
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After, how many failed lawsuits, you would think he’d figure that out by now. Although, he does seem to be completely incapable of thinking through the consequences of anything that he does.
It’s an endless farce that I find immensely entertaining.
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If I were to guess, I’d say this is the one that brings it home.
William’s cowering in the face of the dim, dim girls amply demonstrated his cowardice and stupidity. And it seems to me that Dumptruck decided to fuck a hornet’s nest when he started playing around in Ash’s personal life, which she hadn’t spent years being exhibitionist about all over the Internet like a schoolyard pervert.
Anyone of even average intelligence knows that divorces are like any other domestic dispute; Only a true DUMBFUCK would insert himself in the middle of one.
But fatass just had to throw himself on that hand grenade to make one of his idiotic points. Well, now he gets to suffer the consequences.
Watching William get pummeled to death by a girl is going to be endlessly amusing.
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And what was it The Hippocrite said about people who meddle in other’s marriages?
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The war aphorism is “No plan survives contact with the enemy.”
I’m boxing, it’s “Everybody’s got a plan until they get punched in the face.”
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And I am including commenters. STFU about me, completely, for the rest of Feb. and I will drop the case. Can she do it? Of course not.
Fuck you, Billy. YOU STFU and then we’ll run out of things to mock you about…eventually.
Besides, before long you’ll be BEGGING for this lolsuit to end. tick-tock, tick-tock…
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The begging has already started.
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Roger that. At least part of Billy’s lizardbrain is beginning to sense that maybe, just maybe, that click he hears is a landmine he just stepped on.
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The US Attorney’s office does not investigate on their own, they take referrals from local, state, and federal law enforcement and I don’t think they have the manpower or the inclination to investigate the claims of someone with such a storied past and present.
9 restraining orders, 9.
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DUMBFUCK is lying about the US Attorney.
If there’s one constant in our brain-addled boy’s behaviour, it’s that he posts his comic correspondence with cops the second he sends it.
Wow, I’m all about alliteration today.
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Yep. If he actually did anything he would shout it from the rooftops. No noise, no letter.
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I’m rubbing off on you. lol
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Frottage? How naughty!
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The FBI is tasked with investigating allegations of criminal wrongdoing in the federal sphere. THEY do the referring to the US Attorney for prosecution of specific criminal violations of the US Code. Ordinary civilians cannot prefer charges to the US Attorney, only LEO’s can. Civilians can file crime reports with LEO’s for investigation and possible charges if there is enough factual evidence that a neutral finder of fact, after rigorous investigation comes to conclude can support a criminal charge with a good chance of resulting in a conviction.
As usual, Bill only understands how things wok in his pretendy universe and not in the real world everyone else lives in …
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I somehow doubt that’s the way this is going to play out. on the other hand, I’m not drunk .. yet.
https://twitter.com/hotcheeseshot/status/701076439626596353
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Cheddar Injection @hotcheeseshot · 36m36 minutes ago
She just couldn’t fucking do it. So much for her wanting peace. I’m not “bargaining” with the evil twat. I was offering her a way out.
Judges especially love this type of judicial negotiations – it really impresses them and sways them towards the side that has to reference genital organs every third or so comment
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Judges love offers with a time limit that the opposing side isn’t even aware of; from a guy who the opposing side has an RO. LOL
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Certain Canticle and Juniper Courts nuns would LOVE to read that typical Bill Schmalfeldt vulgarity!
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Someone should print off his “best” misogynstic blogs and tweets and send them off to Cindy as reading material.
Or better yet, to the cheese company whose logo he stole asking if they are supporting his lolsuitz aginst women and toddlers.
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By now she’s got to be reading it at least occasionally.
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All Schmalfeldy mystogynistic comments are projection from his sandy mangina …
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My response to Cabin Boy’s ‘demands’:
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The end of this post had me thinking more like this:
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