I Don’t Think He Knows What a “Friend” Is

I’ve been on the receiving end of a few of these emails myself, one of which I shared yesterday. All about the DOOOOM!!!!1!!!eleventy!! that is about to rain down upon you. About how everyone did/will/may abandon you. (It’s like a choose your own adventure book, only with Bill as the narrator and only one possible plot direction.)

That is, unless you do what he wants you to do. Give him what he wants.



I don’t know about you, but a reasonable person might think that there is more than a whiff of extortion in a letter like that.

And because he will whine and complain about how OLD this is, just what does it say about a person who did this barely two months ago as well as several years ago?


About The Dread Pirate Zombie

Member of the Zombie Horde and Lickspittle Minion. Out to eat your brainnnsssss. And a few other sweetbreads because they are so nomm-y. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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9 Responses to I Don’t Think He Knows What a “Friend” Is

  1. Jane says:

    Seems like a pattern… and that self-described HappyMyWifeDied TheMerryWidower truly enjoys beating that dementia addled head on the same wall, despite never harming the wall.

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  2. An ongoing pattern of behaviour. That ican be a major factor in court cases. I wonder if he has any upcoming in the near future.

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  3. MJ says:

    ACME legal opinions are obviously used everywhere.. not… lololololololololololol…

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  4. rt895 says:

    Billy’s never had friends. He’s had Handlers, Enablers, A cheering section waiting for him to fall on his face again, Supervisors working to put him in a hole where he does the least damage before he becomes Someone Else’s Problem, but never any friends…

    Why? Because all appearances are he has betrayed every person that got close to him for his near-term convenience…

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    • agiledog says:

      And here we have the truth of Bill Schmalfeldt’s miserable existence spelled out in a simple, easy to read summary.

      Too bad they won’t bury his fat ass when he dies, because that would look good on his tombstone…..


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