It’s Kind of Like…

Watching someone driving a Yugo (or a Ford Explorer – pick your poison), towards a canyon, downhill through the twisty mountains, smoking a big, fat, slow-burning cigar with a pair of scissors in the driver’s lap. All the while they are screaming their victory at the top of their lungs.

And to add insult to injury, there is an open two-gallon can of gasoline sitting in the seat next to them.

(Yeah, I stole this. Mostly. What are ya gonna do? Sue me? lol)


About The Dread Pirate Zombie

Member of the Zombie Horde and Lickspittle Minion. Out to eat your brainnnsssss. And a few other sweetbreads because they are so nomm-y. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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10 Responses to It’s Kind of Like…

  1. Yup.

    He’s been like that for decades, bless his shrunken, blackened little heart.

    Thus, the fate of the inadequate male…

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  2. Jane says:

    Even after the inevitable explosion, the special dementia addled freak will do the exact same thing again, expecting different results. Despite the wreckage, in time the loathsome loser will again re-write history and ridiculously claim it as a win.

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  3. Perry Mason says:

    I’d keep playing Bill, I don’t think the heavy stuff is going to hit for quite a while.

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  4. Perry gets extra points for the Caddyshack reference.

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  5. Occam's Toothbrush says:

    I was kind of imagining a Groundhog Day scene, where he drives into the quarry with his truck again and again and again.

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    • Except that…

      He NEVER gets it right, or changes his behavior, or learns the lesson.

      IOW, an eternity of being a crapweasel…

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      • We don’t know where Bill will spend eternity… but we can speculate on his placement in the Lake of Fire, based on his actions and words. His dementia makes him not responsible for his sins committed while he is demented … it also prevents him from being confessed and absolved due to dementia (No longer of sound mind). I personally think he will be in the deep end with his buddies. An eternity being a flaming crapweasel!


  6. JeffM says:

    I would not care a fig about Witless Willie if he stopped (1) harassing and threatening people, and (2) trying to silence people by invading their privacy or suing them.

    There are millions, possibly billions, of people dumber than Blustering Bill. The huge majority of them do not deserve sustained and public mockery for an accident of genes. It is not the stupidity of his actions that warrants mockery; it is the actions themselves and their obvious intent. What justifies sustained and public mockery is the maliciousness of his actions. The stupidity of his actions merely makes the mockery easy.

    Willie’s latest buffoonery is his repeated attempts to disqualify the attorney selected by and representing the defendants in a suit that Willie INITIATED. “Please, pretty please, judge, let me explain for the fourth time why I get a veto over the nasty man that is representing the defendants. He can’t be their attorney because he doesn’t like me and he is too feeble a lawyer to make this suit fair to the defendants, and, sotto voce, he scares the living bejesus out of me.”

    Translated, “Mommy, I tried to scare these kids, but their big brother looks really mean. Make him go away.” Pathetic.

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