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BILLY SEZ - Adventures in Bill Schmalfeldt's Pretendy Land Internet Courtroom. All Rise! 
I can shorten Billy’s screed:
I WANT BUTTHURT!!!eleventy!!!
HOOOOOOOOOOOGE!!!
sign ol’ Doc Evil
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Dementia addled
happy my wife diedtheMerryWidower will not understand.LikeLiked by 1 person
Poor Biwwy. He really can’t deal with it when he challenges someone and they take him up on it. Especially if they refuse the terms of engagement he has outlined and follow their own. (Court rules also seem to frighten and confuse him.)
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I like how he tries to make his fear of WJJH into an act of compassion. It might work except for the yellow puddle at his feet every time he thinks of facing WJJH in court again.
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I guess it was awfully nice of John to have Blob summoned to an old, familiar courthouse where Team Kimbergarten loses all the time.
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Will there be video of Bill pissing himself again when he gets served? I think they forgot to record it last time and I know it would go viral.
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Do we warn the officer serving him to wear a hazmat suit?
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No. But we can hope that peeing on a deputy’s shoes qualifies as assault of a police officer!
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In most jurisdictions; it would.
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“Hoge cannot harm me now. I’m out of his reach.”
Wrong again, it seems.
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LLC
Here I fixed that for you, Billy will overflow his depends when he sees cute kittehs!
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Death threat!!11!!!1eleventy!!1!!
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