Right. Because This Will Work. This Time. Finally. No, I Mean It Really and Truly Will!



After all, it’s what all the smart Pro Se Twitter Attorneys At Law do, dontchaknow?



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18 Responses to Right. Because This Will Work. This Time. Finally. No, I Mean It Really and Truly Will!

  1. Neal N. Bob says:


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  2. I have offered repeatedly to travel to St. Francis, WI, at my own expense, to offer him the Sacrament of Confession. (Nota Bene: The Roman Catholic Church recognizes Sacraments performed by Orthodox clergy). Bill refuses, stating he doesn’t believe in sin or Hell. This statement makes hom a non-believer under Roman Catholic Canon Law. This also leaves open to him only one Sacrament: Confession. Bill is not even eligible to receive Extreme Unction until after a proper Sacramental Confession is completed … including the performance of the penance assigned. Perhaps Bill is too invested in his Heterodox beliefs that he somehow is as powerful as God, to be able to fall to his knees and ask forgiveness from the Creator of all that is … Remember Bill… ask that the Gates of Repentance be opened unto you …

    The offer stands Bill …

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  3. onwyrdsdream says:

    That would be a terrible thing to do to a notary public.

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  4. rt895 says:

    That’s GS-13 quality editing there.. Rank of a Notary?? DF gotta DF.

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    • one handle and stick to it says:

      Charming how this avalanche of little “minutiae” piles up fast and exposes Schmalfeldt’s BIG STUPID.

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      • A.B. says:

        You would think if Mr. Hoge is as guilty of some (imaginary) crime that Bill says he is… then Bill would man the fuck up, file a lawsuit against him and have his day in court.

        Of course we already know the outcome of that course of action because HISTORY.


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  5. JeffM says:

    Yep, I bet Krendler is going to rush off to have a document notarized because Witless Willie asked nicely.

    “Oh, Willie needs a favor so he doesn’t make another legal blunder. I was supposed to take my children to the zoo tomorrow, but if Willie has a need, to hell with the kids.”

    I am not sure whether those would be Krendler’s EXACT words, but they would have a similar import, or my real name is not Patrick Grady.

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    • JeffM says:

      Obviously my sock name is JeffM, but it’s not my REAL name.

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    • Jane says:

      You and me both, JeffM, along with many, many others. Dementia addled dimwit believes it; it must be so. hahahaha

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    • Just A Thought says:

      “..because Witless Willie asked nicely.”

      For some previously unknown definition of nice.

      You see, if Krendler doesn’t do this by the 30th, Schmalfeldt will add Grady to his doomed Lolsuit kill a kitten. And it will all be KREEEEEEEEENDLERRRRRR’S fault.


  6. Mr Minority says:

    I haven’t decided which is the best descriptive word for Willie:

    Fool: “one who is deficient in judgment or sense”


    Moron: “a stupid person”

    synonyms: fool, idiot, ass, blockhead, dunce, dolt, ignoramus, imbecile, cretin, dullard, simpleton, clod

    We ought to have a poll to decide.

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  7. rt895 says:

    Malingering Moron
    Impudent Ingoramus
    Credulous Cretin
    Drunken Dullard

    (for the alliteration)

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