ZOMG y’all! We have another doom clock. Brace yourselves!


Close of Business! Today! ZOMG!

But what, praytell, deserves such a doom clock?


Illegal use of computers to harass a disabled widower.

Yeah. Just keep milking that for all it’s worth – the poor disabled widower. And ZOMG, illegal use of computers! *gasp* Yeah. They’ll get right back to you ASAP Bill. Just keep telling yourself that.

Perhaps, if Bill is lucky, they won’t sic their lawyers on him if he does get a chance to add them to his LOLSuit.

P.S. You forgot to redact every instance of you accusing Grady of shit again. Oopsie.


About The Dread Pirate Zombie

Member of the Zombie Horde and Lickspittle Minion. Out to eat your brainnnsssss. And a few other sweetbreads because they are so nomm-y. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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7 Responses to DOOM CLOCK ALERT!

  1. popcornseller says:

    …in violation of Wisconsin and Federal Law for the illegal purpose of harassment and intentional infliction of emotional distress.

    Was it a FED-to-FED meeting where The BLOB discovered that Federal Law covered these criminal acts?

    Liked by 4 people

  2. Neal N. Bob says:


    Liked by 6 people

  3. I’m sure a company the size of CBRE has at least one staff person with nothing better to do than research Unca Biwwy’s complaints so UB can get the answer he’s demanding in the time frame he’s demanding. ‘Cause having folks who can drop their work immediately to jump to it when UB calls is how companies that size stay profitable.

    Screwtape must be laughing hysterically by now over how well he’s snared UB for Satan.

    Liked by 6 people

  4. Don’t ever change, you big fucking dummy.

    Liked by 5 people

  5. one handle and stick to it says:

    Odds that the reply will be a polite version of this?
    “Dear Mr. Schmalfeldt:
    LOL, no. Now STFU and GTFO.
    Be well, asshole, and lay off the sauce!”

    Liked by 3 people

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