ZOMG y’all! We have another doom clock. Brace yourselves!
Close of Business! Today! ZOMG!
But what, praytell, deserves such a doom clock?
Illegal use of computers to harass a disabled widower.
Yeah. Just keep milking that for all it’s worth – the poor disabled widower. And ZOMG, illegal use of computers! *gasp* Yeah. They’ll get right back to you ASAP Bill. Just keep telling yourself that.
Perhaps, if Bill is lucky, they won’t sic their lawyers on him if he does get a chance to add them to his LOLSuit.
P.S. You forgot to redact every instance of you accusing Grady of shit again. Oopsie.