Too Hilarious and Apropos Not To Share

Over at The Thinking Man’s Zombie, our friend Kyle (Awesome time-traveler and pony purveyor is he! Or is that Purveyor of Time Traveling Pony? You decide!) hit upon another definition for the term “schmalfeldt” that was just far too awesome not to go unnoticed.

Ignorance crashing into arrogance at lightening speed.

Yes, I think we can all agree that that is an accurate description of the behavior we have seen lately out of our non-friend Bill Schmalfeldt. Popcorn futures are certainly assured if he continues down this path.

Oh, who am I kidding. He ALWAYS continues down this path! And we get the LULZ. Never change!

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About The Dread Pirate Zombie

Member of the Zombie Horde and Lickspittle Minion. Out to eat your brainnnsssss. And a few other sweetbreads because they are so nomm-y. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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19 Responses to Too Hilarious and Apropos Not To Share

  1. Nothing was ever given to him. Everything he has, he earned. And most of those things we warned him about.

    Liked by 6 people

    • Jane says:

      Yes, exactly. And it’s not just rwnj who despise the loathsome loser. Self-described happy my wife died theMerryWidower has been banned from virtually every website its ever fouled with its repugnant presence, including Daily KOS. The fat freak has also been fired even from unpaid, or paid by the click, positions, and even received a letter from a national charity demanding demented drunkenstein stop promoting their charity and collecting donations for them. Being associated with grotesque ghoul damaged their brand.

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  2. Ahem.

    Kyle gets credit?

    Ahem.

    Liked by 2 people

  3. one handle and stick to it says:

    –Bill Schmalfeldt, April 23 2016

    Something tells me that this little nugget will be useful on a poster. Again and
    again and again.

    Liked by 3 people

  4. Dianna says:

    Lightning. Can we all please get the thing that preceeds thunder right? “My soul, it darts like lightning! Lightning, lightning!” To mangle Walt Whitman.

    Lightening is the act of making something lighter or brighter. It is not how one conveys speed and suddeness.

    It’s Saturday. I’m at home between errands.

    Liked by 2 people

  5. Toastrider says:

    When people talk about Bill and lightning, this springs to mind for some reason.

    Liked by 2 people

  6. Gus Bailey says:

    Emergency services:

    Liked by 3 people

    • Mr Minority says:

      Oh No! You post a picture with not 1, but 2!! Cute Kittehs!

      And we all know that Billy reads this stuff, so he will think that you are definitely threatening him!

      I can smell his Fear Pee overflowing his Depends all the way down here in Texas!

      Liked by 2 people

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