Why does anyone have to say anything about stuff Bill wants them to say?
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I will take that bet.
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Even compared to the pre-surgery, 10~ years old pics, the fat freak is bigger. The grotesque ghoul may not want to believe it, and being a dementia-addled DUMBF5CK may come up with some ridiculous way to convince its repulsive self, but it won’t convince others.
A tiny family member ballooned up after her 2nd child and was around the same size as those old photos. It’s not a rare consequence of pregnancy. Then busy with taking care of a newborn (and toddlers/older children), a mom may not be able to find the time or energy to take care of herself and get rid of the weight. If she’s holding a job, or in school on top of caring for the children, it can seem impossible. It took a few years to get there, but once the little one was potty-trained my relative made time, and has been a size 0-2 for more than a decade. Our Ash likely has no interest in being that small, but like I wrote, my relative has a tiny build, and it looks good on her.
Anyway, no one can be surprised at a loathsome loser who abandoned its own children repeatedly attacking a woman over what’s likely baby weight.
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I think I was a size 2 once. Once. đ
Babies run roughshod over your metabolism for certain. Thankfully I’m back to where I was before babies.
Perhaps I should email you the pictures of me this past weekend from our event. Wearing a miniskirt. Not too bad for a grandma, if I do say so myself. lol
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No worries, kiddo. Remember, the fat freak itself describes you as being virtually irresistible to men, with multiple men around the country seeking your affections. Of course, in its own vile journaliar style, the loathsome loser tries to make it sound like a bad thing… hahahaha
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Remember Zombie Ladies, Willie the Fat F5ck y’alls weight for 2 reasons:
1 – Because he is an Obese Fat F5ck and he likes to project
and mostly
2 – He can’t attack your character, because he is lacking any positive characteristics and he knows it, and y’all do.
A REAL Man discounts looks and goes for character. It truly the inside that counts.
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And bags of bones aren’t as comfortable to cuddle with either.
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Shifty Tub of Guts gots to be shifty.
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Can’t believe you made the same typo twice in a sentence.
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yeah I thought of that as well but I like the way scans like this and I don’t like going Df’s route, too easy
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Wee Wee Willie has been tittering on the edge for a while, and these latest ravings shows me he is at about a 75 degree angle and about to fall over.
I wouldn’t be going to any movie theaters in his neighborhood.
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More unstable than my first attempt at building a spaceship in Kerbal Space Program. That’s our Bill.
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The cheese is off the cracker.
I repeat, the cheese is off the cracker.
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There was a cracker?
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God’s own thunder is about to come
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The funniest part of his Twitter feed is his tone – he talks like there is somebody taking what he says seriously. The only people who read it are laughing at him.
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Yes I’ve gone to prison I don’t know how many times from illegal Amazon reviews to reminding him that he’s spewed at least a million words online (yeah he actually sued me for that)
Howard has the record, at least two dozen Howard Earls going to the big house, now its Pat Grady who will pay for all our sins….
Yeah, still waiting for the Associate Director of the HR department of one of the largest consulting firms in the world to return Bills Call, I mean she hasn’t anything else to do between her Paris office and her Chicago Office.
I’m, sure “9 order Bill” will be getting another notch in his belt
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I don’t think they’ll let him have a belt in Lockup.
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Let us hope they do.
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See, your honor, the evidence that I was harassing him doesn’t count because I have decided that he is a right wing nut job who writes a HATE blog demeaning people in a class protected from the First Amendment.
What protected class is that?
DUMBFUCKS, your Honor. No one is allowed to mention that a person with that disability has it.
Case dismissed.
For what reason, your honor?
I’m not allowed to mention it.
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Doesn’t take much to get noticed by the monkey. đ You just keep poking that stick and he gets mad as hell like any feces-flinging monkey does.
He still refuses to learn that if he stops harassing people, it’s pretty easy to end all this. Until then, I’ll just keep mocking him.
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