Remember that time? That time when it was Zombie Murder Most Foul?
Yeah. I remember.
You are a pig, Bill Schmalfeldt. A greedy, nasty pig.
Oh look! Bill Schmalfeldt wants to sue the doctors that treated his wife. It will be quick and easy money, right? Right???!?!?
What Bill really means to say here is:
I’m a spendthrift! I thought that I was going to be raking in the dough due to my 100-million-percent speshul disability but instead all I got is this monthly pittance.
And now my caregiver is gone (who is going to mail my LOLSuits now!) and my Parkinsons isn’t acting up as much as it probably should be (remember how back in October of 2013 I said that I wasn’t able to walk anymore? Yeah, that’s gone away. Sucks to be me) and so I can’t get sympathy/money that way. But I’ve already run through her life insurance (wait, that was supposed to last me YEARS with careful management. YEARS!) with my LOLSuits and Scooty-Puff and Man-Cave purchases (don’t forget the spiffy Keurig!) and I need to bring the money in the door.
My LOLSuits aren’t doing too well, so I’m in the process of writing ANOTHER ONE (against someone I’ve sued at least three or four times already but THIS ONE is going to rake in the dough. Because my BUTTHURT is BAAAAAADDDD!), but at least I’m smart enough to realize that a medical malpractice suit (even though it’s really just based on greed) is really difficult to manage and that I will need a lawyer take it for me on contingency.
Because I am the ONLY PERSON to have suffered this much. I am the ONLY PERSON whose soulmate died because the medical establishment couldn’t figure out precisely what was wrong with her because it was so nebulous with bunches of possibilities, some of which the zombies that I have previously blamed for her death were yammering on about how it needed to be looked into, but never mind them because they are stupid RWNJs anyway.
SOMEBODY HAS TO PAYYYY! Pay mah bills! Because my own writing sucks so much that my 15 books don’t make any sort of income whatsoever. Because I am just unappreciated that way. They will pay. All of them will PAY!
And why won’t these lawyers take my case? They will rake in the dough! It’s a slam dunk!
This is Bill Schmalfeldt’s world. Everyone else needs to pay for the slings and arrows he receives. The doctors didn’t listen to him, so they must pay. I won’t shut up about him being a jackass to other people so I must pay. We all must pay him. Such a racket!
Right. In the end, it’s all about the right wingers, and how they worry about the wrong things. SMH
I just can’t even.