It’s been a while for him, so it’s time for him to trot out – yet again – a “story” about how AWFUL and MEAN and NASTY people are to Bill Schmalfeldt!
Yes, of course WJJH, or Walker or Grady sent that comment. Why? Because Bill Schmalfeldt says so, that’s why. And don’t you dare question him! Nevermind that comment was sent by Sum Dude in Piscataway, NJ.
Sum Dude really knows how to get Bill’s dander up, apparently. That was just such an awful, horrible comment there, wasn’t it? I’m blown away by the sheer horrifying nature of it. Truly. Really and truly. Am I convincing you yet?
BUT! Can’t destroy the narrative, now can we?
Oh Goodie! Someone wants to don his sack cloth and ashes and wail and moan and gnash his teeth.
About things he’s complained about before.
Oh joy, oh rapture.
I can’t contain my enthusiasm.