Oh! Is It That Time Again? *yawn*

It’s been a while for him, so it’s time for him to trot out – yet again – a “story” about how AWFUL and MEAN and NASTY people are to Bill Schmalfeldt!



Yes, of course WJJH, or Walker or Grady sent that comment. Why? Because Bill Schmalfeldt says so, that’s why. And don’t you dare question him! Nevermind that comment was sent by Sum Dude in Piscataway, NJ.

Sum Dude really knows how to get Bill’s dander up, apparently. That was just such an awful, horrible comment there, wasn’t it? I’m blown away by the sheer horrifying nature of it. Truly. Really and truly. Am I convincing you yet?

BUT! Can’t destroy the narrative, now can we?


Oh Goodie! Someone wants to don his sack cloth and ashes and wail and moan and gnash his teeth.


About things he’s complained about before.

Several times.

Oh joy, oh rapture.

I can’t contain my enthusiasm.


About The Dread Pirate Zombie

Member of the Zombie Horde and Lickspittle Minion. Out to eat your brainnnsssss. And a few other sweetbreads because they are so nomm-y. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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12 Responses to Oh! Is It That Time Again? *yawn*

  1. As sad as it is to dance on someone’s grave, it’s no less sad to roll over the soft turf in a red scooter.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Perry Mason says:

    I’m just gonna leave this right here:

    Liked by 3 people

    • Grace says:

      The Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt needed that tweet a few weeks back when he was desperately seeking Patton Oswalt’s attention on teh Twitterz — not even a year has passed since the death of his “beloved” and BS couldn’t even manage to remember the correct date.

      Her illness and death has always been all about him.

      Poor woman. Disgusting.

      Liked by 4 people

    • Paul Krendler says:

      In lieu of flowers, please consider a non tax-deductible donation to the White Widower K-Cup Replenishment Fund.

      Liked by 6 people

    • Dr_Mike says:

      Didn’t take long for “The White Widower” to turn in to “The Merry Widower”, did it?

      Asking for a friend.


  3. Mr Minority says:

    “These your heros?”

    Yes, they are!

    1) Because what you claim about them is pure Bullshit, created in your own deranged mind.

    2) Because they have the balls to fight back against you and your Pedo Buddies n your endless string of vexatious lawsuits.

    So Mr Scooter Puff King, I am sorry your wife died (may she RIP), but there is no need for you to drag her up just to justify you being a Dick!

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  4. I find it fascinating (in the horrified fascination sort of way) that there was absolutely no mention of TJ at anytime while she was ill. Her son lived with them, but while she was dying he just disappeared off the face of the earth? Really? Or did Biwwy just ignore his existance as it did nothing to promote the narrative of the “poor grieving widower being abused by Right Wing Nut Jobs”? Not that renaming oneself online after a variety of weed and announcing one’s new podcast series was exactly helpful either, but it did keep the focus on Biwwy rather than his recently departed “soulmate”.

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    • Grace says:

      Mentioning TJ in any way may have run the risk of taking the focus off of the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt. As we all know… GS’s illness, suffering, and death were ALL about BILL.

      HE was the ONLY person who was taking care of her. HE was the ONLY person lacking sleep. HE was the ONLY person who was worried about her. HE was the ONLY person hurting. HE was the ONLY person suffering. HE was/is the ONLY person grieving her passing.


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  5. Easein says:

    How is his failsuit going?
    He doesn’t really say. For some reason.
    He still in mourning, or morning, or late afternoon masturbating, or FUCK ME I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN?

    Bill Schmalfeldt. The Internets bathtub fart.


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