Gee. I Wonder.

Half-hearted and feeble motions to dismiss, a disappeared Twitter account, vapid hand-waving at political figures. Ever-so-special musical selections. It’s almost as if he’s given up on what previously made him spin.

Don’t get me wrong now. That would be a good thing. I know that I’ve thoroughly enjoyed not having to deal with asshattery.

But I wonder where he ran off to hide. You don’t suppose the Lovely and Talented Cindy told him to cut the crap or get evicted, do you?

Maybe he’s already moved in at Idaho St. Or settled in under the overpass at 14th Street. You never know.


About The Dread Pirate Zombie

Member of the Zombie Horde and Lickspittle Minion. Out to eat your brainnnsssss. And a few other sweetbreads because they are so nomm-y. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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17 Responses to Gee. I Wonder.

  1. BusPassOffice says:

    Welcome to Maryland
    The Dependable state

    Liked by 1 person

  2. This Other Latin F*cker says:

    Either that or other members of the Pedo gang finally told him to shut his pie hole and quit making things even harder on them. Or embrace the power of AND.


    • Grace says:

      Meh. Maybe. It would be an odd turn of events (and, even more odd if the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt finally decided to take “just shut the hell up already” advice) and crazy hypocritical considering the Team Kimberlin goons can’t manage to shut their own pieholes over at BunnyBoyUnread as evidenced by the unhinged and vile defamation they piled on top of the unhinged and vile defamation they’re already being sued for.

      Those jokers take stupid to a whole new level.

      Dig, dig, dig. Idiots.

      Liked by 3 people

  3. Jane says:

    I’ll believe it when I see it… er, when I don’t see it, for much longer than a few weeks.

    Lucky for TFS, the obsession only goes one way. We’ll find lots of other things to discuss, but the fat freak has nothing else.

    Liked by 1 person

    • Grace says:

      There are so many fails in the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt’s latest MTD that I pretty much expect much wailing to commence here shortly.

      That… and, the Stalking Sociopath Bill Schmalfeldt is not exactly known for possessing any degree of self control for very long at all.


  4. Paul Krendler says:

    Maybe he had a grabber in the last couple of days and he’s leaking through the rug right this minute. If the A/C is cranked they might not find him until the weekend.

    Wish in one hand, spit in the other…


  5. Minemyown says:

    William A. Ferguson That actually sounds pretty cool.
    June 18 at 9:28pm

    A comment left by William A. Ferguson to BS on his facebook page, no wonder nobody has ever heard of sub_aetha Ferguson has an iron ear. I thought that facebook had told bill to leave and don’t come back?


    • BusPassOffice says:

      No that was Xm radio, no wait, that was the navy, no wait, no that was XMfan, no wait, that was Political forum, no wait, that was DailyKos, no wait, that was the Examiner, no wait…

      Liked by 4 people

  6. JeffM says:

    Sorry. If he has shut up, that should be encouraged. Many of us have said he should do exactly that for the good of both himself and the community at large.

    A sincere thank you is due from us all for his cultivating his own garden. The silence is soothing.

    Liked by 2 people

    • JeffM says:

      Well, total silence was too much to hope for.

      Based on what Hogewash reported today about Benighted Bill’s latest email, he did manage to avoid obscenity and vituperation. It’s progress to maintain a civil tone. Next, he can try reducing the level of derp below 100%: hey how can my motion be flawed when I copied your winning motion in a case with completely different facts.

      I’m rooting for him. Baby steps are all we can expect. Maybe next month he can aim for a derpitude index of 95% while maintaining a civil tone.


      • gmhowell says:

        When it comes to derp, Shakey gives 110%.

        On Wed, Jun 22, 2016 at 5:37 PM, BILLY SEZ – The Bill Schmalfeldt Feldtdown Observer wrote:

        > JeffM commented: “Well, total silence was too much to hope for. Based on > what Hogewash reported today about Benighted Bill’s latest email, he did > manage to avoid obscenity and vituperation. It’s progress to maintain a > civil tone. Next, he can try reducing the level of d” >

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    • JeffM says:

      OK I was wrong. He is now publicly fantasizing about non-consensually rubbing his ass on a man’s face.

      All I can say is that no gerbil is safe in St. Francis.

      Liked by 1 person

  7. one handle and stick to it says:

    My guess is that either law enforcement or the managers at Canticle and Juniper Courts finally let DUMBF5CK Bill Schmalfeldt know he was thisclose to getting his arse kicked out of the Courts…AND thrown behind bars.


  8. Mr Minority says:

    I heard from a “source” that Bwilly forgot to charge his Fear Pee Rusted Scooter Puff, thus he was stuck in spare bedroom where he keeps his cases of Johnny Walker Red, and because of his morbid obesity, it took him 3 days to slither like a snail on his own feces and urine back to the living room where his computer is located.

    But that is just what I heard from my “source”.


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