Is going to end up being a throwing star that can be used against Bill Schmalfeldt from MANY different angles. This is gonna be FUN!
See that white button? The white button that can ONLY BE USED IN HIS APARTMENT COMPLEX!?!?!?!?!????
This means that it will not work at the grocery store down the street. It will not work on the walk in the park. It will not work in the biergarten. It will not work at the post office. And oh, wait! It WILL NOT WORK AT THE MILWAUKEE COUNTY COURTHOUSE!!!!!
Oopsie Poopsie.
Let me translate for you from Bill Schmalfeldt into real people talk:
It is meant to PROTECT me from soiling myself with my fear pee. Because I want something that will make people think “oh, look at that poor, poor pitiful man! We must let him do WHATEVER HE WANTS, even if it harms someone else.” Because look at my smug face in this picture I just repeated THREE TIMES! I don’t believe in taking responsibility for myself because I’M BILL SCHMALFELDT DAMMIT AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE UPON JOHN HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!
Again, Bill Schmalfeldt to normal person speak:
My argument for personal jurisdiction was IGNORED by the judge! The argument should have WORKED because it WORKED when John Hoooooooooooooooooooooge used it on me in a case where the issues surrounding personal jurisdiction were COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! But I don’t care because I’m BILL SCHMALFELDT, DAMMIT! And I’m SMARTER and PRETTIER than John Hooooooooooooooooooooge and you can’t do this to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! So now I’m going to clutter up the docket (oh wait, where did I do that recently? I can’t remember…) with my flailing and sympathy ploys but it will be JOHN HOGE who is the awfulest person to EVER walk the face of the earth if he DOESN’T LET ME GET AWAY WITH IT! The judge will TOTALLY believe me. And then you’ll be sorry, John Hoooooooooooooooooooooge! And your little dog, too!
This is gonna be good.
MOAR POPCORN!
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If his fat ass falls down in his own apartment because of a heart attack and he passes out, or he falls, hits his head, and is knocked unconsious, I don’t see that cute white button do much good either.
Dear Lord, but he’s put on weight. That’s going to kill him long before anything any of his victims do does
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Since he’s been claiming that he’s going to keel over ANY MINUTE NAO for well over a decade, his threats of “you’re killing me!” just really don’t have any effect on me anymore. And yeah, those pounds will cause more issues than his PD or anything related to stuff his victims do to him any day of the week.
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My original cyber stalker the phony Rev Sutter was dying for ten years of various fake aliments. Karma caught up with him and he finally had a heart attack (he was also ginormous). There was general cheering when that happen, even from his wife.
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IKR? The loathsome loser was so grotesque already, and the extra tonnage isn’t going to help it find a new caretaker. Maybe the plan is to send a pic to the MD court, “There isn’t a seat in the Maryland courthouse this demented dependent defendant won’t shatter…”
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I’ve seen remarks comparing him to the 80’s pro wrestler King Kong Bundy.
Personally, I think the comparison is insulting to Mr. Bundy.
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Maybe George “The Animal” Steele?
Nah…. insulting to him too.
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Dick the Boozer?
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Wait, who’s a shambling, inhuman wreck? Check yourself, ya fat crippled bastard. Maybe you can assess this on your next stroll around town. Perhaps you could even record it.
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He just can’t help himself, can he? SMH
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It’s like the fat freak looks in a mirror before typing — or more likely, has it’s webcam on all of the time.
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Great, now I hate the internet. Thanks a lot, Jane.
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SJWs always project.
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OMG he is HUGE where is his freaking neck…and he has the gall to call anyone else fat? Pity the first responder.
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Its not that he has no neck, it he has no shoulders. I have a 20″ neck and it does not dominate my body like that.
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I’m pretty sure my wife’s waist is smaller than his lack of neck.
Also [self-redacted, your standards are higher than my standards – PK], by the end…
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You load sixteen tons
And what do you get
Another day older
and deeper in debt
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Pity responders 2 through 8, too.
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They’ll have to utilize confined space protocols.
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There is no escape from the law because you are decrepit. In fact, the civil law will pursue you after you are dead. I believe Brett Kimberlin is pursuing Breitbart after he is dead and pursuing Mandy Nagy despite her stroke. I have not heard Whimpering Willie whining about that.
And Schmalfeldt has several ways to cure his legal problems (several even after excluding Howard’s quick cure). The cheapest is to agree to whatever settlement Hoge is willing to concede to Willie. That almost certainly won’t be too financially expensive (5K to 10K maybe) because Witless is too shiftless to have accumulated any money that is meaningful to Hoge. The big money is in the “charities,” and if I were in Hoge’s shoes, I’d be looking for any relevant information that Willie can provide about them and their activities.
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Bill is enamored of the idea of folks “flipping” on their erstwhile associates.
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Yes, and he will continue to do so until one of his pals does it to him..
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Projection Bill. When he figures out how on the hook he is…
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No, there is absolutely no sympathy for Willy. He made what he knew to be untrue statements regarding John stalking Kimberlin’s daughter. I say he knew the statements to be untrue because at no time did he offer real proof.
Then, having done a very stupid thing, he found himself on the end of a lawsuit. His initial, pathetic attempts to get out of the suit have met with failure. So what does Willy do, knowing that extensive travel will kill him (humor me here for a moment)? He goes on Twitter and BU and MAKES THE SAME FALSE ALLEGATIONS ALL OVER AGAIN! Knowing how much trouble he is already in.
Willy, if you’re looking for a judge to take pity on you, that was a really bad way to go about it.
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Ahem!
http://imgur.com/FH0bAcP
Any more of these “travel plans” by Bill Schmalfeldt in the Vault?
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It makes no difference. Willie will say that was mere bluster and not under oath.
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Of course liar Bill Schmalfeldt will denydenydeny.
But it’s sure to make a difference to the judge.
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I agree that the whole thing will have some influence on the judge if it ever gets in front of the judge. Where I do not agree is that Willie will deny because he can’t. He will admit that he lied then but assert that he is telling the truth now. And that goes to his credibility, an issue that Willie has never seemed to understand is going to be a big problem for him and Kimberlin if either ever dares go to trial. (Remember that Kimberlin did not take the stand when he was allowed to in the trial where Hoge et al. were defendants.)
But I doubt it will have great influence because this is a civil trial and Willie is not physically compelled to come to court. In fact, he has quite a history of not showing up in court for cases: Maryland with Grady, North Carolina with Ash, and Illinois with Lynn Thomas.
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How about his letter to LE telling them he was quite happy to come back to Maryland to testify in the case of the fraudulent letter or whichever ginned up crime it was that he had accused someone of that time?
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A close-up of the critical life-saving button.
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Alright, listen up you pedo loving jackwagons. The bill reversing that prohibition on perjurers testifying means squat. Why? Despite your lame attempts at painting this as some sort of victory for the Pedo and a lose for Team Free Speech you keep skipping the fact that the Pedo was NOT prevented from ever testifying at the trial that HE FUCKING ASKED FOR. Good Lord how stupid can a group of mouth breathing pedo loving associates and co-defendants be? He asked to testify, he was told he could testify, and he then refused to testify. So what will this law change? Will the tiny Pedo suddenly grow a sack and get on the stand and truthfully answer questions about the naked pictures of him and the little Barton girl?
Bill, for the second time, name one time that Kimberlin was refused the ability to testify in court in a case brought by him against any TFS folks or in a case brought by any TFS folks against Kimberlin. You can’t, because it never happened. So why do you lie about it?
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And he says that WE have a narrative? Bwahahahahaaa!
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It’s like they think TFS was afraid of The Diddler testifying and not just making a gigantic point of reminding the court that he’s a convicted perjurer. It seems to me that it would be damned easy to make the tiny terrorist explode on the stand.
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Yes, and we recall how that turned out.
Yeah, yeah; death threat eleventy. I condemn myself.
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Why does the look on his face make me think he is holding a used condom in those pictures?
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Freaking eeew, AD! The first thought I had upon seeing that revolting selfie? It was The Big BM taking a big BM.
THAT was bad enough. *shudder*
The Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt is just gross… a really disgusting, filthy animal.
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This is what drives him. He’s so disgusting and filthy, anybody who meets him…obviously Online and by extension in Real Life…wants nothing to do with him. So he is free from any social structures that would guide his behavior. He just sits in front of a computer from awake to asleep and lives in his fantasy world.
“Have you met the guy in 118?”
“No. Does somebody live there?”
“Yes, and he’s Odd!”
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Today is a good day as any to reminisce over the Knot My Wisconsin video “It’s The Great Knot Charlie Brown” https://youtu.be/Xv-OD8drqec Especially, since it got posted over at KIWI Farms. Note to Bill: Thanks to you, your buddy Kimberlin is attracting the attention of KIWI Farms also. The Internet is forever.
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Anyone with a link to the relevant stuff at kiwi farms? I seem to have lost the link.
On Thu, Jun 30, 2016 at 12:16 PM, BILLY SEZ – The Bill Schmalfeldt Feldtdown Observer wrote:
> Doug commented: “Today is a good day as any to reminisce over the Knot My > Wisconsin video “It’s The Great Knot Charlie Brown” > https://youtu.be/Xv-OD8drqec Especially, since it got posted over at KIWI > Farms. Note to Bill: Thanks to you, your buddy Kimberlin is attracting ” >
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Quick, Bill! Try to sue them too!
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Ash
If you don’t write a post laughing about the DUMBFUCKERY of a DUMBFUCK filing a letter with the judge asking her to lift the moratorium on filings, I shall believe you have lost your mojo (or is it moja for a woman).
Yes I know Grady (I misspoke: I meant Krendler) already did a parody, but you can’t parody anything as dim as writing “Hey, judge, this filing is to complain about your order not to file things except in an emergency, and my emergency is that I can’t file things. By the way, I have a secret way to keep opposing counsel from interfering in what I want to happen so the case will not be burdensome for you going forward.”
I was surprised that the letter did not explain Witless Willie’s sudden interest in the doctrine of forum non conveniens or complain about your obligation to default, an obligation that he has been punctilious in meeting himself.
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