Lordy, lordy, it has been quite a week already, hasn’t it? And me, such a busy bee off having way too much FUN doing things with silk and wool and linen, oh my! I haven’t been able to point and mock and there has been SO MUCH TO MOCK! I almost don’t know where to start.
I’m going to address things in a rather haphazard manner, so you will have to excuse me. But they all fit together in the end and all lead to MOAR POPCORN! In fact, I have a fresh batch of caramel corn in the oven. Won’t you join me?
When last we left Bill Schmalfeldt’s LOLSuit case against myself and EPWJ for the awful, terrible, horrible, no-good crimes that he alleges, The Honorable Magistrate Judge Nancy Joseph has been keeping her silence on things.
And, of course, SOMEONE had to go and whine to her about her lack of attention to his VERY IMPORTANT CASE!!!11!!1!!
Yes, good old Bill Schmalfeldt can’t contain himself with waiting like a normal person in a very unimportant civil suit and, you know, actually abide by the restrictions put into place by the judge. You see, there’s this moratorium on filing? And he’s already asked once for a relaxation of it and been denied? Yeah. But that doesn’t matter. Bill is a SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE and needs ATTENTION! NAO!
Oh yes. The whole Grady/Krendler thing. *yawn* How many times now has he tried suing Grady for supposedly being Krendler? I’ve lost count. But the last one was IN THIS VERY LAWSUIT! But Bill dropped him from it once already. I don’t know that the judge will respond well to him being added back in.
I don’t know about you, but I’m so over Bill’s lust to find out who Krendler is. And he says that John Hoge is obsessed? Has Bill looked in the mirror lately?
And the bit about “one of the defendants continues to abuse my name and reputation on her website.” I guess he means little ol’ me, eh? I guess if Bill doesn’t want his name and reputation damaged, well then HE shouldn’t be posting things on the internet that abuse his name and reputation like, oh, THIS:
You see, not content to just use the entire name of his lovely apartment manager (I redacted her last name as I do not hold with Bill’s habit of dragging innocents into his line of fire) he insinuates that a woman is a whore if she enjoys sex. To further that, he uses degrading imagery of an area of the body the Kinsey Study purported was a way to stimulate a woman to feel the greatest pleasure during sexual relations.
Way to show mysogyny and one’s madonna/whore
syndrome complex, you know?
The complaints about EPWJ’s objections to Bill’s filthy “parodies”? Dude. It’s called protected opinion. Frankly, I think an argument can be made that those parodies cross the line there myself. The froth Bill works himself up into over it is just unreal though. Very weird.
But here’s where Bill goes more than a little off the rails.
Nope. Sorry Bill. She never EVER granted your motion to file a second amended complaint. Bill’s second amended complaint is Docket #37. Here’s what Her Honor wrote in the body of the order.
Do you, fair Zombie reader, see anything in there saying that she grants the motion for leave to file a second amended complaint? I know that I don’t.
But wait. There is more! From the same order dated April 20, 2016:
Yeah. All she granted? Was that Docket #37 could be withdrawn. So, no go.
Now, usually, I will just say that when someone misspeaks like that, that they were just confused, or they had a different remembrance of things than I do.
But in this case? Yeah, no. Bill Schmalfeldt is a lying liar who lies. A lot. And somehow I don’t think that lying to a judge ABOUT HER OWN WORDS is gonna go great for him, you know?
Then again, he learned the technique from his Most Excellent Friend Brett Kimberlin who does that sort of thing with great regularity and gets away with it. We have yet to see if the phrase “Because, Maryland” becomes “Because, Wisconsin.” We shall see.
Awwwww! The people I have sued just HAVEN’T SHUT UP like I wanted them to! Mommmmyyyyyy! And they’ve got a mean, nasty attorney who does mean, nasty attorney things. AND he’s involved in this case that has everything to do with the First Amendment, which, by the way, I want to take away from these people I’ve sued and you really need to know about what this big meanie head is doing because EUGENE VOLOKH has written an amicus brief in SUPPORT of what that mean nasty attorney is UP to, and this is the sort of thing with which we should not PUT!
Or something like that. I had a severe case of MEGO by the time I got to that paragraph and had to go lay down to recover.
Nope. She didn’t grant you a second amended complaint. Just the right to WITHDRAW it. DUMBFUCK.
And just who is obfuscating things again? Hmmmm?