Oh, it’s ever so much FUN to go through past screwups that Bill Schmalfeldt would certainly like to have erased from the face of the earth. But it’s kind of hard when HE is the one who has made his statements permanent because of where he stuck them. See, for example, his transcriptions of his infamous “Cub Scout Porn” that he stuck in as exhibits in LOLSuit VI: The Undiscovered Krendler.
I was going back a bit farther back than just earlier this year however. Let me take you back to April 29, 2015, when good ol’ Bill was prosecuting LOLSuit V, Version 1.0 against Patrick Grady. This was before Version 2.0, wherein Bill added David Edgren and agiledog, and myself (as Ashterah) and a few other people.
But in Version 1.0, there was this little bit.
And then this, as well.
Hmmmm. Now what were some of the things that Bill Schmalfeldt thought were SO HORRIBLE and EXTORTIONATE for myself and Eric Johnson to request of him in our settlement negotiations so that we don’t seek sanctions that he felt the need to file Bar complaints against our lawyer? Oh. Right. These.
A case of “it’s okay for me to ask for this if I win this lawsuit (which I didn’t, but never mind my running away dripping fear pee behind me because, reasons!), but not for them to ask this because I LOST a TOTALLY different lawsuit (but it was only on lack of jurisdiction and we all know that it’s not because I can’t write a lawsuit to save my own life so I’m really only a little bit incompetent (incontinent? Meh!) instead of a whole lot incompetent which will be proved when I eventually write a lawsuit that will be dismissed on the merits, possibly even sua sponte like my most excellent friend Brett just did recently. Because you KNOW I’m going to get there. Some day!!!!).” Because Bill Schmalfeldt is just SO DAMN SPESHUL.
But of course, we all know that Bill Schmalfeldt is a flaming hypocrite. So in this case it’s same shit, different day.