SHUT
Me
the
HELL.
UP.
Too bad. So sad. Won’t work. He should really ask my husband about my stubborn streak one of these days. It’ll work out so much better for him in the end that way.
(Remind me again, how did that work out for him? Oh. That’s right. He LOST!)
Always with the “I’m gonna sue you, you damn kids!” Always, always with the threats. One of my favorites can be found HERE. The most telling lines are the last two:
I will take full responsibility for what I have done and what I will do.
You have to take responsibility for provoking it.
Yeah, no. Cataloging someone’s threats and bad behavior towards others is not “provoking” someone. Not unless you have the emotional maturity of a 10-year-old. Or are a dog like he suggests earlier in his mini rant. But you know what they do with vicious dogs. *shrug*
Here’s another along that line (He’s really been milking the whole “you don’t wanna know what I can do to you” meme for quite some time, hasn’t he?):
Also, I don’t remember if I let some of the comments Bill Schmalfeldt has left in my comment queue since he was first banned back in December out into the general public. They are quite…. illuminating, shall we say?
What was that he was crying about not too long ago? Extortion? Hmmmm. Interesting. It’s AMAZING what sunlight does, really and truly.
Just in case he didn’t get my message the first time (or the second or the third or the… You get the picture!), the answer is
BILLY SEZ - Adventures in Bill Schmalfeldt's Pretendy Land Internet Courtroom. All Rise! 
Ah, the Cabin Boy. So dense you could use him as reactor shielding.
Now he’s REALLY famous, what with that Kiwi Farms thread. Hope he enjoys the publicity. Wish I could take credit, but y’know… I’ll just settle for a cold beer and watching the fireworks.
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The repulsive recreant spent most of its miserable wasted existence trying to be famous. I wonder what the record is for most restraining orders from most states. The NINE restraining orders from FIVE states against BILL SCHMALFELDT may just be the world’s record for most restraining orders against a single individual.
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If you can’t be famous, might as well aim for infamous.
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And notice the “Sarah honey.” It is as though he were talking to a child or lover (or a child who is a lover). In any case, Ash is none of those things with respect to Witless. What elicits such ideation, fantasy, fear or what?
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That kind of thing is one of the reasons I immediately believed cousin Roy accusing the loathsome loser of rape.
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Interestingly, LOLsuit V (I think it was V) was dismissed with prejudice. Thus, Willie can never again sue cousin Roy for a defamatory accusation of rape. And consequently Willie can say with complete honesty that, going forward, he will not be claiming legally that Roy’s accusation was defamatory because such a claim is legally barred. What I doubt Willie will say is that he himself created the bar by asking to have his own suit dismissed with prejudice.
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I can’t think of any innocent reason for dismissing with prejudice when accused of rape.
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Guilt?
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Being demented might be a reason. Or maybe being told to do so by one’s master. We mustn’t jump to conclusions. .
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He fears women, especially women that pose a threat to him. And I think his closeted homosexuality has lead him to hate them as well.
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Closeted?
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Even if he’s not a closeted gay, he’s a gamma. He hates all women he can’t control.
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So what are the steps to enforcing violations of a no contact order in NC?
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It’s like being threatened by a cartoon character.
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I’m always amused when he reminds us that if you piss off the badass dog, you shouldn’t blame the dog for biting you in response.
And then I remember that you don’t blame the animal control officer for shooting that fucking dog in the face, either.
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The Turd Roller isn’t all the bright…the fat bastard just doesn’t know when to quit; he is just too stupid to realize the hole is deep enough!
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https://twitter.com/MusicUnshackled/status/753985928918597632
https://twitter.com/MusicUnshackled/status/753986145298616323
https://twitter.com/MusicUnshackled/status/753986367982563328
https://twitter.com/MusicUnshackled/status/753986541895188480
https://twitter.com/MusicUnshackled/status/753986739287588865
https://twitter.com/MusicUnshackled/status/753986903536533505
https://twitter.com/MusicUnshackled/status/753987142897037312
https://twitter.com/MusicUnshackled/status/753987536326946816
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The rules of the game are, you can write whatever you want to write. But it has to be true.
Opinions have to be true?
Willy, you are an intellectual black hole.
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Except that things are drawn toward a black hole, not repelled by it.
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Right jurisdiction? When did you move to Illinois?
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It’s a matter of [Redacted~PK]in IL; you see?
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LOL, Billy’s so far off the mark it’s gonna be extra-choice LULZ when it blows up in his fat stupid face. Again.
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There was a great line in one of Heinlein’s juveniles that has always stuck with me: “incitement to riot is not an excuse to riot”. The only person provoking Bill is Bill. If he didn’t read these sites, if he didn’t let his anger control him — or if he LEARNED from the criticism he’s given — it would all fade away.
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SO MUCH THIS!!!
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Or if he would look at the criticism he, himself, give others! If he played by the rules that he wants others to us, he could say nothing.
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^^^the rules he wants others to follow… Mental train track, derailed.
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If he’s going to insist that no one use his name or likeness without his permission, he needs to remove my name from his damn book. I certainly didn’t give permission, and given that I was dismissed with prejudice from his last lawsuit, that would indicate that all the lies he told about me in it were indeed just that, lies.
I note that he isn’t exactly rushing to deal with it. I wonder if Amazon might, now that I’ve got that case dismissal?
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We all followed, quite cheerfully.
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Deb Frisch was told the same thing. Didn’t learn her lesson. Spent last year in jail. The Schmycle is heading in the same direction; it’s just a matter of time.
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I love how Willie believes that the parody version of what was posted damages his reputation any more severely than the original version.
However, if the gravamen of his complaint is that the parody version may not be understood as parody without having the original to compare it with, that has some plausibility, at least superficially. If so, this tempest in a teapot can be cured in a clarifying post. Simply post the original and parody side by side. That way, everyone can see what was being parodied, and the parody cannot affect his “sterling” reputation..
That ought to please him and completely eliminate any need for litigation.
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heh.
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I’ve already posted all that I will on this subject. He can keep crying that I have no proof. Doesn’t matter. I have what proof I have. Heck, I even posted one example of it already. I’ve said that the post that is currently up is a parody.
The end.
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LOL these demented loons are under the delusion that they actually have a “reputation!”
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Let me explain to you about negative numbers.
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Wait a minute wait a minute, I do believe that’s bindun, and the post clearly marked as mockery, and clearly comic exaggeration of his own awfulness. In fact, it softens his vicious bitterness into something silly.
He’s in trouble, too. Big trouble.
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http://imgur.com/6SL2XsF
Grady? You mean the Grady who curbstomped your piece of shit LOLSUIT in federal court two weeks ago? THAT Grady? lol
No, Billy, you aren’t shutting us up. And the harder you try, the louder (and more numerous) we’ll get.
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No, Grady wasn’t named in that suit. Grady curb-stomped an earlier suit, and also made Schmally cower in a piss-puddle rather than show up to court for a peace order hearing Schmally filed for, in MD.
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No he was in the suit, he was the main character, then he got scaird and dropped him because he wasn’t sure and was afraid. Then after some liquid courage, tried to make noise to add him back in but the judge swept aside ALL his motions
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Yeah, but PG wasn’t in the suit when Aaron got it dismissed, and PG filed no papers even when he was. So no, PG did not kick Schmally’s vestigial nutsack up into his throat, on this particular occasion.
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Still was in the suit, and was dismissed by a motion from Bill.
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Wasn’t in the suit two weeks ago, and didn’t bother to kick Bill’s ass when he was. How is this confusing you?
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Bill got his assistant kicked twice, first by randazza
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He kept trying to add Grady, but has screwed things up too badly. But, then, that happens when you have no case.
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These wing nuts are so clueless…the last think that will happen when bullies lean on people like me and Ash is shut up……
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Clueless is right. “Your stubbornness cost you a marriage.” Did it not occur to Witless that Ash considered that marriage a curse, not a blessing, and being relieved from it was a benefit rather than a cost. If something helpful is taken from you, that is a loss. If something painful is taken from you, that is a gain.
I do not call Willie Witless just because of the alliteration.
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Dance. I thought it was gonna be dance.
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I for one am constantly entertained by the foolish fruitless flailings of that failed font of foulness, Witless Willy. I am sorry that my entertainment comes at such cost to our hosts.
In case the Witless Wonder was unaware Wisconsin is not restrictive in its gun control laws. It is very easy to purchase a pistol. Perhaps knowing the world at large is on to him now, that he will never again be able to con a woman into caring for him, that every person who learns of him laughs at him, that his leaving this world will make it a better place for everyone perhaps he will avail himself of the .45 caliber solution. So quick, so easy. You just know he contemplates it. Lying alone in his bed in the dark of night, tortured by memories of his utter failure at life, utterly friendless. Unable to sleep without his liquid courage, unable to sleep well with it.
It would be so easy, even he could screw up the moments courage necessary to place it under his chin and apply a few pounds of force. So easy. At last he could rest.
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He fears the endless void that awaits him. The knowledge that his years have been empty, devoid of empathy and friendship.
Not all of us achieve great things; sometimes the best we can do is not muck up our little corner of reality. But Cabin Boy, well… he shit the bed, and now he’s got to lie in it.
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It could be that his life is merely a warning to others of how not to live.
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Sadly, that’s not all he wants. He wants you to fear and respect him such that you’ll obey him. I have two thoughts about this.
1. Ewwwwwww.
2. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
http://imgur.com/qgzTT3g
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Yeah, the last time a man tried to get me to fear and respect his “authority” so much that I obeyed him, well, let’s just say that I am divorcing him.
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