Always, ALWAYS with the Butt Stuff

Butt stuff1

If you want to read the whole damn thing it can be found HERE.

Everything devolves to poop for Bill Schmalfeldt. It’s the best insult in his archive, and unfortunately for him, just doesn’t work the way he thinks it does. If he doesn’t like others indulging in PLM when he does this sort of thing, perhaps he should re-think his tactics.

For the rest of us, we remain content to leave Billy-boy to wallow in his own filth. And occasionally a tupperware of poop from Slovenia (Slovakia? Ehh!) where Kyle’s pony happened to touch down one day before jumping forward and stealing my ellipsis from the other post…


About The Dread Pirate Zombie

Member of the Zombie Horde and Lickspittle Minion. Out to eat your brainnnsssss. And a few other sweetbreads because they are so nomm-y. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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18 Responses to Always, ALWAYS with the Butt Stuff

  1. Jane says:

    The dateless, demented, diversely dependent, demanding, disgusting, delusional, dishonest, despicable, drunk, depraved, and defaulted defendant DUMBF5CK dependably diving the depths of derp and dumps.


  2. Did he roll it and sniff it again?

    The rantings of a miserable old man who is alone and unloved.


  3. Paul Krendler says:

    Who is “the john,” and do his parents know that he is apparently taking a crap on their child?


  4. JeffM says:

    Again, I wish people would show a little charity. Look at the progress being made. Although some might quibble with the word “work,” think of the improved self-awareness involved in the metaphor chosen.


  5. Once again, Drear Cousin reads the law, fails to understand the context of what he is reading, reads only until he finds something he *thinks* he can use, then builds an entire house-of-cards conjuncture on those misunderstandings, and rants out a nonsense essay on why Hoge/BPO/Sarah/KRENDLER is/are so very, very, very wrong!

    Liberally sprinkled with his own perversities, of course.

    The energy he spends on this could be productively spent elsewhere, but, because he insists on this course of (ineffective) action, he’ll continue to lose in court, as well as in every other endeavor.

    Picture a filthy, greased pig, stranded on a sheet of filthy, greased glass, struggling to its feet time and again, only to pratfall each and every time it tries to go anywhere….

    Yup, it’s just that funny. And that pathetic.


  6. Tomblvd says:

    You know the rules of writing; “write what you know”.


  7. Mr Minority says:

    For a “Satirist” he should know the difference between trying to be funny and actually being pathetic.

    Liked by 2 people

  8. Eat a gun, Shakes. Make it topical. Use a Mossberg.

    Liked by 1 person

  9. Joe Smirnoff says:

    If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Now…

    If you choke a Dumb*fuck, what is the color of the turds that fall out?

    Just a curious thought…


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