These are His Methods. These are His Tactics. Now with MOAR Updates!

But of course, I repeat myself. If you want to know what true extortion looks like, look no further than the click thru. A completely legal proposed settlement agreement – that he could sign as-is, negotiate the terms or even flat out refuse – does not compare to what Bill Schmalfeldt does on a Tuesday. Or any day ending in a Y for that matter.

My real question to Bill Schmalfeldt after reading these tweets is this: If you are so ashamed of your words being kept for posterity, then why do you say them in public in the first place?








Point proven. He really and truly is ashamed of the things he has written and the things he has done. He just doesn’t know how to stop.

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About The Dread Pirate Zombie

Member of the Zombie Horde and Lickspittle Minion. Out to eat your brainnnsssss. And a few other sweetbreads because they are so nomm-y. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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111 Responses to These are His Methods. These are His Tactics. Now with MOAR Updates!

  1. Accipe remedium, Tremule! says:

    This. So much this.

    Also, you are to be commended for standing up to his extortionate shutuppery.

    This, in a nutshell, is cocksucking shitbag William M. “Bill” Schmalfeldt, Sr. Of St. Francis, Wi., previously of Elkridge, Md. He screams “defamation!” and “invasion of privacy!” at people who point out and criticize what he says and does out in the open for the world to see. Then he threatens to publish private facts if his critics don’t shut up as commanded. A textbook case of extortion if ever there was one.

    Bill Schmalfeldt, extortionist, go fuck yourself!

    Liked by 13 people

    • Jane says:

      Very well stated.

      And more threats against someone who holds a restraining order against William M. Schmalfeldt, Sr., aka Bill Schmalfeldt, aka Matthew Lillefelt, aka Lester Klemper, aka liberal grouch, aka Happy My Wife Died woo hoo TheMerryWidower, aka “The Big BM” and aka literally hundreds of internet personae, currently of St. Francis, WI, previously of Elkridge, MD.

      Of course, that’s not an exclusive club, since there have been at least NINE restraining orders/injunctions for protection from at least FIVE different states that we know of – – there could be many more. After all, the loathsome loser’s own cousin said the malignant monster is a rapist. And that fits with the anal rape fantasy or confession that got the grotesque ghoul banned from Daily KOS, like virtually every other website the dementia-addled freak has ever fouled with its self-humiliating presence.

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    • one handle and stick to it says:

      Pedophile scumbag Bill Schmalfeldt has this habit of SITTING DOWN HARDER when he finds a dildo causing his arse BUTTHURT.

      Liked by 5 people

  2. Neal N. Bob says:

    Lolcow Billy sure has strange ideas about how best to be left alone.

    I imagine life getting dramatically worse for him soon.

    Liked by 9 people

  3. Minemyown says:

    He is still a wannabe. Same tune different day.

    Liked by 3 people

  4. Accipe remedium, Tremule! says:

    Impotent, incontinent, incompetent Golden Showers Pederast DUMBFUCK Bill Schmalfeldt’s name has become synonymous with failure. Failure as a husband, failure as a father, failure as a journalist, failure as a musician, and failure as a pro se litigant. And that’s just scratching the surface. I’m sure more worthless wastes of flesh probably have roamed the earth, but I can’t think of any at the moment.

    Liked by 4 people

  5. The Golden Rule again …..

    “The best way to discredit Bill Scmalfeldt is to quote Bill Schmalfeldt.” ~R. S. McCain

    Liked by 5 people

  6. MJ says: MusicUnshackled/status/758084328169541640

    Welp, let’s just say this will turn out very badly for Schmalfeldt.

    Let’s just say, “Stupid is as stupid does.”

    Edited. Because reasons. – TDPZ

    Liked by 6 people

  7. Accipe remedium, Tremule! says:

    Golden Showers DUMBFUCK Schmalfeldt sure is on a roll today, isn’t it? Committing bona fide torts for which he has vexatiously sued others without basis in law or fact, conspiring to commit malicious prosecution with someone who’s currently being sued… for malicious prosecution. It just doesn’t know when to quit, does it? The mind boggles.

    Liked by 3 people

    • Jane says:

      Don’t forget threatening to release private medical info belonging to someone with a restraining order against the repulsive wreck!

      You know, at some point, judges get very, very testy about their orders being ignored. Testy enough to issue arrest warrants for an offender to come in and explain themselves.

      Liked by 5 people

  8. Russ says:

    It’s time – past time – to get law enforcement involved.

    Liked by 6 people

  9. William Milkshakesphere says:

    It’s not libel, you dumbfuck, when it’s your own words being used against you.

    Liked by 6 people

  10. Accipe remedium, Tremule! says:

    Billy sez:

    Pic “unrelated”:

    Liked by 7 people

  11. monitor2112 says:

    Fuck Cabin Boy™! You gotta learn there is a difference between re-posting something you said IN PUBLIC and releasing PRIVATE medical information on one person you got from a third party.

    We know you like to memory hole whatever BS you post when you realize how it makes you look. Or when you want to try to pull the same intimidation technique on a new person, etc ,etc.

    I’m wasting my time trying to educate Cabin Boy™, but I remain hopeful that someday he will actually learn.

    Liked by 3 people

  12. MJ says:

    Let me see if I understand this:

    You sue in Federal Court because you don’t like a website, then you lose. You file again, this time ask for a lawyer and file in forma pauperis because you have no money (let’s not forget there are several lies in the IFP form that could easily cause sanctions – again.)

    Even though you’ve not consulted with a real lawyer (internet ones don’t count), you have this epiphany that you are going to get information from a divorce proceeding from the adversary of your opponent, and threaten to publish LEGALLY PROTECTED documents and information in an extortionate effort to shut down her blog – actions that go well beyond your claims that you are suing her about even though she ONLY uses your overshared publishing!

    How does one do something so stupid as this? What kind of deep diving into the pools of dumbfuckery does one have to go where not only they sabotage their own case, but open themselves up to criminal sanctions, all the while, think they are winning?

    I’ll hang up and listen off-line for the answer I already know.

    Geezus, you can’t EVER make this stuff up unless you are the King of Dumbfuckery, Heir to the Holy Rings of Stupidity and protector of the Realm of Buffoonery. You go Schmalfeldt. I have foreseen this kind of stupidity. I just didn’t think you’d actually do it.

    Liked by 10 people

    • Dianna says:

      I repeat – he is hardened in the ways of wickedness. Obdurate. He is so given over to evil that he does not recognize that he has invited his own destruction.

      I wish him joy of it.

      From home.

      Oh, and Bill? If you ever actually get off your ass and figure out where I live, and who with? Please try harassing me and my family. Please.

      You really will not enjoy the results.

      Liked by 8 people

      • lorddewclaw says:

        I second that, Dianna.

        If that no necked POS decided to go after even one person I care about…

        It would end as I would foresee, and in a way that Fatass douchenozzles would not enjoy.

        Not. One. Fucking. Bit.

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    • Instead of worrying about the content, since we know no one who matters will ever read it (unless it’s a prosecutor or opposing attorney working against him) we should be setting up a pool on how long this latest moronic idea of his stays up and how many posts he gets around to actually publishing.


  13. He plans to use medical information about Sarah, and he already promises to lie. He really doesn’t understand what he’s doing, does he?

    Liked by 5 people

    • Neal N. Bob says:

      He really doesn’t. Isn’t it fantastic?

      He really does still think that he scares people.

      Liked by 10 people

      • Let’s pretend for a moment that this isn’t completely insane. I know! I said pretend!

        Anyway. What does he hope to accomplish? Does he think we will summarily drum Sarah out of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy? Will we convene a tribunal, shave her head, and make her walk the plank? [Hey now! This blog is my f-ing ship here, AMIRITE? That smells of mutiny my zombie bosun! lol – TDPZ]

        Will any one of us so much as look askance?

        No one who matters will care, DUMBFUCK. Your source is inherently non-credible [Did he tell you all about his own various problems? No? Funny.]. You’re threatening to make your target even more sympathetic by “exposing” her as a victim of abuse. You plan to further abuse her privacy by divulging medical information.

        You really want to put your moobs in that wringer, Tubs? Go ahead! We like watching you harm yourself, dummy!

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        • He promises to publish things which no one will read. Not even we care. And we’re all he’s got.

          Liked by 4 people

        • It’s telling that he thinks that alleging that someone was abused will make the abused, the victim of abuse, look bad.

          Every time you think Unca Biwwy has shown us all his mental issues he manages to parade a few new ones for public disgust.

          Liked by 4 people

          • crawford421 says:

            It is rather curious that he thinks being raped (that is what sexual abuse is, Cabin Boy) is shameful for the victim.

            It’s not, Bill.

            The shame is entirely on the abuser, who can’t find a willing, adult partner. Who is so craven they have to harm a child. They’re the ones society will lock up — and who even career criminals will despise and attempt to eliminate.

            Did y’all hear that Jared from the Subway ads was ambushed in the prison yard?

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          • Indeed. It’s almost like he’s been on the giving end in that equation and he’s trying to make himself feel good (or at least less bad) about it.

            Unca Biwwy would fit into a middle eastern Shame Culture easily, where women are second class citizens who exist to be dominated and abused and men can indulge their homosexual urges while still condemning them.

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          • crawford421 says:

            Yeah, a rapist would be convinced the victim is shamed. It’s a crime about control, after all, and a rapist would see it as shameful that the raped lost control.

            But such people are pathological, and should be living in very unpleasant institutions.

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          • Neal N. Bob says:

            Didn’t Golden Schmalfeldt’s own cousin call him a rapist and run away from a lulzsuit to clear his name?

            That’s all I need to know about the man. I can’t think of anyone who would say “No biggie” to being publicly branded a rapist after going so far as to sue to clear his name.

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  15. wpdavidd says:

    Six months later…

    BillySez monthly page views 26Bn
    SarahSez monthly page views 🕸

    Liked by 8 people

  16. This Other Latin F*cker says:

    Good old William “I told a minor male child on a internet forum I wanted to push my penis against his swollen anal tissue and people think that makes me a bad guy” Schmalfeldt once again rips off someone else for his logo. You know, other than his fantasies about raping cub scouts and pissing on children he doesn’t have an original thought in that empty head of his. Of course normal people don’t have those kind of thoughts about children. See Kimberlin, Brett Coleman

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  17. He said nearly the SAME things here last July. Almost to the day, and Sarah has the comment saved. He promised to start a blog with lies about the people who have wronged him. Again, he PROMISES lies.

    Liked by 3 people

  18. popcornseller says:

    Prior DUMBF5CK statements:

    I never threatened anyone.
    I don’t want anyone to fear me. I just want them to respect me.


    Public Domain Radio ‏@MusicUnshackled 9:29 AM – 26 Jul 2016

    Sarah Palmer had GOOD REASON to fear my contacting her ex. It would be nice if she directed her blog elsewhere…

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  19. theman9876 says:

    Bill Schmalfledt has absolutely ZERO reach with anything he writes. He has less than 10 followers on twitter, no podcast downloads and none of his blog posts are read. He basically just produces content for himself and hopes his enemies read it too. He has NO power to influence. His threats are empty. He is forced to file frivolous lawsuits so people will pay attention to him.

    Q: If a fat ass loser with no family or friends writes bullshit lies and threatens his perceived enemies, but no one reads it, does it even matter?

    Liked by 5 people

  20. Bill: Don’t make us wake up the child to kick your ass again.

    Liked by 7 people

  21. Gus Bailey says:

    Hello God, it’s me, Gus. Y’know all those prayers I’ve been asking for Bill Schmalfeldt; this is definitely not what I meant. I’ll call later and maybe you can explain.

    Liked by 1 person

    • C’mon, Gus.

      The best part of being God is that you don’t have to explain yourself to anyone, ever. Unless you want to, of course.

      Because, God.

      Liked by 1 person

      • Gus Bailey says:

        Heh, true; but He does if we listen.

        Then again He works in mysterious ways, and I’m not sure I can wrap my mind around an explanation for Bill that doesn’t include demonic possession or batshit crazy.

        I know, embrace the power of ‘AND’.

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  22. Speaking of filth in pants, can someone resend me that death bed pic? Thanks.

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  23. Jeanette Victoria says:

    As typical of a deranged single celled liberal he doesn’t know the difference between HIS ACTUAL POSTS and the LIES he makes up. No one has to lie about Creeper Schmalfeldt, he provides so much materiel on his own

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  24. Freedom Costs says:

    He always blames the victim. I have never been able to understand people that blame the person that had no control over the situation, especially when you are talking about children. I must say that in all of this, I certainly hope he is a rare find. I also wish “we” had never found him, other than the amazing exercise we get for our lulz muscles.

    Godspeed Ash!

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