Bill Schmalfeldt: Gamma Part 14

The Flawless Gamma Tell

Upon being banned from commenting on a website, is your reaction:

  1. Ignore it and keep commenting anyhow.

  2. Shrug and stop commenting there.

  3. Quietly appeal for another chance.

  4. Attack the individual responsible for banning you as a coward, a liar, and a fraud who is scared of you.

Alpha Game Plan

Gammas, you see, always, ALWAYS pick #4. Always. And we know who always complains bitterly about not being able to refute all the “lies” (read: direct quotations of his own words) that are supposedly on this site.

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I found it highly amusing that one of the commenters over at the blog post pegged Bill Schmalfeldt to a “T.” “Liberanter” said:

Some Gammas go to even more extremes and either launch a blog or website devoted specifically to tormenting or venting against their adversaries, or devote whole series of butthurt rants on their existing blogs. The hilariously ironic thing about these is how much verbal vomitus they’ll spew in the Gigabit range to the effect of “I’m done with that insignificant piss ant!” or “(S)He ain’t about shit!”

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About The Dread Pirate Zombie

Member of the Zombie Horde and Lickspittle Minion. Out to eat your brainnnsssss. And a few other sweetbreads because they are so nomm-y. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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30 Responses to Bill Schmalfeldt: Gamma Part 14

  1. You know this means he will make up stuff which very few people will actually read and no one will believe. By the way, did you know that his associate Brett Kimberlin of Justice Through Music actually blew a guy’s leg off with a bomb? (Any time we need to comment on Bill, I think Brett should be mentioned.)

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  2. Mr Minority says:

    I would call Brett, Bill and others in Team PedoBomber Team Pond Scum, but Pond Scum serves a purpose, as does Whale Shit.

    So I think Team Toes Nail Fungus (which serves no purpose other than to irritate and infect) is apropos.

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  3. JeffM says:

    The whole thing has become self-referential.

    Willie goes on the attack. Ineptly of course.

    So ineptly that soon there are two distinct blogs mocking him, one by Krendler exaggerating Willie’s stuff and the other by Ash quoting it. The exaggeration appears merely to enrage him, but the quotations appear to enrage and humiliate him simultaneously. I can see why: after all, saying that you “would be only too happy to urinate on” children does tend to make others (except perhaps some of his in-laws) find you disgusting.

    So Willie decides to mock the blog that mocks him. I have no doubt that his attempts at mockery will soon be quoted here, showing him up as an ass squared. (And folks, in Willie’s case, that’s a scary amount of ass.)

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    • Couldn’t this actually cause a universe ending loop?

      A blog mocks Bills; who mocks the blog mocking him; which take his mocking and mocks it further…etc etc etc

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    • The possibility of delving through such a multiplicity of buttock-i-ness (technical term, people!) is quite – gulp! – daunting. But never fear! I, your Zombie Princess Sparkle Pony (who knew that Bill was a Brony at heart? Not I! But I like the nickname so I’ll keep it) shall wallow through, finding the nuggets of OMGWTFBBQ that deserved to be polished until they shine like the chocolate diamonds that they are to show the singularity of vileness that is Bill Schmalfeldt. I do this not for my own pleasure, but for posterity and those that come after us and who may themselves face the Schmalfeldtian multiplicity of buttock-i-ness will not tremble in fear at the sight, but shall instead draw hope that its demands can be denied.

      (Yeah, I’m really, really, really wanting to be at Pennsic. Like, now. One more week. One more week…)

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  4. Weren’t we promised that new blog of PLM material would be going up yesterday?

    Did Unca Biwwy lie about it? Or did we just scare him off? I’m more inclined to go with the former, since he never, ever does what would be in his own self-interest.

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  5. Will there any charges, contempt, breaches of orders, etc that will Bill will be subject too when\if he attends in Maryland in September?

    He might just get arrested in the courthouse, an old trick of his associate Brett Kimberlin.

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    • LurkyLou says:

      I’m willing to bet he won’t show up. He doesn’t neeeeed to do anything he doesn’t want to do. All he has to do is hunker down for a little while, and all the bad things will go away.

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  6. It’s a shame that once the killing of his soul mate was complete, Shakes has nothing better to do than wear out F5 keys. #deadbitch

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    • JeffM says:

      Can you have a soulmate if you have no soul?

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    • agiledog says:

      Well, and sue people. He doesn’t have anything better to do, and the funny part is that he is not getting any better at it.

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      • JeffM says:

        Actually he is getting worse. He did if I remember manage to file one law suit in a proper forum, but then Wisconsin. And he remembered not to ask in forma pauperis in Wisconsin because he is not one YET. So in his latest in Illinois, he is back to the in pauperis nonsense plus asked for a free lawyer. And of course in Maryland he is still bitching about jurisdiction despite having already lost that argument.

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        • agiledog says:

          He hasn’t just lost that argument – the judge has told him so by ordering him to be part of the hearing on the case on 9/27. So Bill was right – no judge is going to force him to show up, but if he fails to show up, he’ll automatically lose. His choice. What kind of civil defense lawyer can you get for $158?

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  7. theman9876 says:

    Hey Twitter Attorney at Law, William D. F. Schamlfeldt, how did your big meeting go today? I’m sure it went well since the first thing you did afterward was delete a shitload of tweets and your current account. We would love an update on your tweet last night where you said poor Mr Hoge would be in fear as a result of your big meeting on Friday. Details…………..

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