It never fails. Bill Schmalfeldt wants information. Bill Schmalfeldt DEMANDS information. Bill Schmalfeldt thinks he already KNOWS the information and is so positively certain that this is so and that UNLESS YOU CONFESS (and even if you do) Very Bad Things will occur to you. And everyone else involved. Allegedly.
Krendler has to admit he is Patrick Grady (or is it the other way around? I’m confused.) and then Bill Schmalfeldt wouldn’t be allowed to harass Patrick Grady (who holds a no stalking/no contact/no harassment type of restraining order against Bill Schmalfeldt) UNTIL THE RO RAN OUT (didn’t think we would catch that, now did you, Bill. Shame shame! Admission that you intend to harass someone after the RO is up. That’s very bad behavior!).
Krendler, by admitting he was Grady – just so Bill Schmalfeldt would stop harassing Grady (before the RO runs out, mind you) (as opposed to Bill Schmalfeldt waiting until after the RO runs out to harass him if he admits he is Grady) – would open himself up to charges in FEDRUHL CRAHMS!
Would that be like the time that *I* was supposed to sing like a birdie? Or the time when Thurston Howell was supposed to sing like a birdie? Or how about the OTHER times SOMEONE, GODDAMMIT was supposed to sing like a birdie?
Yeah. This worked so well for him the sixty-eleventh time he tried it. Why not one more!
If lil’ ol me who just fed Bill Schmalfeldt’s confirmation bias did more harm to “Krendler’s cover” than anyone else, then riddle me this, Batman:
Why, oh why did Bill Schmalfeldt MONTHS after our little conversation CLAIM TO BE KRENDLER in a published book?
Yeah. Me too, Batman. Me too.