These Are His Methods. These Are His Tactics.

It never fails. Bill Schmalfeldt wants information. Bill Schmalfeldt DEMANDS information. Bill Schmalfeldt thinks he already KNOWS the information and is so positively certain that this is so and that UNLESS YOU CONFESS (and even if you do) Very Bad Things will occur to you. And everyone else involved. Allegedly.

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So….

Krendler has to admit he is Patrick Grady (or is it the other way around? I’m confused.) and then Bill Schmalfeldt wouldn’t be allowed to harass Patrick Grady (who holds a no stalking/no contact/no harassment type of restraining order against Bill Schmalfeldt) UNTIL THE RO RAN OUT (didn’t think we would catch that, now did you, Bill. Shame shame! Admission that you intend to harass someone after the RO is up. That’s very bad behavior!).

BUT!

Krendler, by admitting he was Grady – just so Bill Schmalfeldt would stop harassing Grady (before the RO runs out, mind you) (as opposed to Bill Schmalfeldt waiting until after the RO runs out to harass him if he admits he is Grady) – would open himself up to charges in FEDRUHL CRAHMS!

 

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Would that be like the time that *I* was supposed to sing like a birdie? Or the time when Thurston Howell was supposed to sing like a birdie? Or how about the OTHER times SOMEONE, GODDAMMIT was supposed to sing like a birdie?

Yeah. This worked so well for him the sixty-eleventh time he tried it. Why not one more!

*****UPDATE!!!!!*****

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If lil’ ol me who just fed Bill Schmalfeldt’s confirmation bias did more harm to “Krendler’s cover” than anyone else, then riddle me this, Batman:

Why, oh why did Bill Schmalfeldt MONTHS after our little conversation CLAIM TO BE KRENDLER in a published book?

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Yeah. Me too, Batman. Me too.

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35 Responses to These Are His Methods. These Are His Tactics.

  1. sharky says:

    “Hey, DUMBFUCK, why do you keep hitting yourself in the forehead with that hammer?”

    “Because it feels so good when I stop!”

    “That’s great, DUMBFUCK, but when are you going to stop?”

    “Never.”

    “Okay then.”

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  2. BadgerBob says:

    The police or the FBI aren’t interested in internet butthurt. Bill, just like perjury (do you remember celebrating Brett Kimberlin not being prosecuted recently?), internet butthurt including fanciful claims of forgery are not something they will investigate. Maybe an officer being “Wisconsin Nice” will tell you “I’ll look into it” but he’s only saying that to get your stench out of his office.

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  3. Grace says:

    “He would man up, honor his family… ”

    Yeah. Right. Like the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt knows a damn thing about being a man, honor, or family.

    He is nothing more than a demented, disgraced, shameful sissy who abandoned two different families.

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  4. JeffM says:

    What if Krendler said that he was Grady but was deceiving Bill AS KRENDLER HAS ADMITTED DOING BEFORE. (This is a hypothetical. Krendler is not going to cause Grady the resulting aggravation.) What would Witless do? Would he stop commenting at TMZ? Would he stop visiting TMZ? Would he try to use Krendler’s assertion that Grady is Krendler as an admission by Grady that Grady is Krendler? He cannot use Krendler’s hypothesized assertion as evidence that Grady is Krendler unless Grady is Krendler, which is what Willie has to prove. Willie would be in a Munkey dance to end all Munkey dances. People can safely say almost anything non-defamatory when they are not under oath. In fact, I seem to remember the Dancing Munkey saying once or twice that he was Krendler.

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    • Dianna says:

      Many years ago, for reasons that escape me, I saw an episode of The Bionic Woman and, in the same week, an episode of a very short-lived series called The Invisible Man. They were, line for line, identical, with only the names and sexes of the participants changed.

      Bill Schmalfeldt is a great deal like that.

      Phone train.

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    • one handle and stick to it says:

      What a MUNKO that Bill Schmalfeldt is!

      Liked by 4 people

  5. Grace says:

    “Krendler has to admit he is Patrick Grady (or is it the other way around? I’m confused.) and then Bill Schmalfeldt wouldn’t be allowed to harass Patrick Grady (who holds a no stalking/no contact/no harassment type of restraining order against Bill Schmalfeldt) UNTIL THE RO RAN OUT (didn’t think we would catch that, now did you, Bill. Shame shame! Admission that you intend to harass someone after the RO is up. That’s very bad behavior….).”

    I so hope that Grady plans to pursue obtaining a new Restraining Order – or, an extension of the current one come November.

    Just look at the way the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt has repeatedly violated the order. There is not a doubt in my mind this demented kook is going to absolutely terrorize Grady and his family when the order expires.

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  6. BadgerBob says:

    I guess Bill has finally come out of the closet and will quit pretending he likes the ladies. How else can you explain his tweets today discussing Krendler’s nuts and juice? Seriously, Bill, you try acting like a tough guy on the internet and instead of getting scared, we laugh at your latent homosexuality.

    Yes, Bill, your comments (especially your many butt comments) make me believe you have a suppressed inclination to homosexuality. That’s not an attack on you in any way just a personal opinion of mine after reading your writings. Also, I hope you can find a nice male lover and devote the rest of your life making him happy and spending less time on the internet.

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    • Grace says:

      “Also, I hope you can find a nice male lover and devote the rest of your life making him happy and spending less time on the internet.”

      Oh, good grief. Can we just NOT put the name Bill Schmalfeldt and the word “lover” anywhere together, in any comment, in any comment thread, on any blog post, on any blog, anywhere on the Internet?

      Please? *shudder*

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  7. rt895 says:

    the only think Teh Blab loves now has the initials JWR.. gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, gulp!

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  8. I’m still waiting for the Postal Inspectors to show up, arrest me, and put me in prison for the rest of my life because I wouldn’t tell Bill who sent the horse poop. It didn’t matter to him that I didn’t know (still don’t) who did, I had to tell him so he could give me imunity.

    Note how Bill is prosecutor, judge, and jury in that little fantasy of his. A fantasy which I should remind him is still filed away somewhere at the FBI.

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  9. Sputnik is still up there says:

    I think BS is referring to his three wives who, by his own admission, committed adultery. He did, too, so perhaps he shouldn’t be casting stones.

    Post edited. Because, reasons. – TDPZ

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  10. A Reader #1 says:

    Bill Schmalfeldt IS Krendler. He admitted it almost a year ago.
    He maile himself the horse poop.
    https://archive.is/xpRSl

    “Thus, in April 2014, “Paul Krendler” was born. As Paul, I wrote disgusting, filthy works mocking things I had written on Patriot-Ombudsman. Because I was selling hatred, there was no shortage in buyers. Hoge decided to blow a significant portion of his blog earnings on filing a copyright infringement suit, a suit fraught with so many errors that it would have no chance of success. We’d both walk away unscathed. Paul Krendler and Hoge made money hand over fist. And mailing the horse poop? Stroke of genius.”

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  11. Put me on your list, Jiggles. Do it or the clouds will think you’re a pussy.

    Liked by 5 people

  12. BusPassOffice says:

    Does the new girlfriend comp with an air compressor?

    Liked by 2 people

  13. Minemyown says:

    A special dedication for bill.

    Liked by 1 person

  14. Just A Thought says:

    You lie the coon dogs you abandoned on that porch.

    Like

  15. Easein says:

    Schmalfeldt; go fishing for the rest of your life, or eat a .22 caliber.
    Your only choices as a free man.

    Nature, however, will likely see you drop from a coronary after opening yet another manila envelope from yet another district courthouse.

    For Gods sake DF, live stream your lunch!
    Dude, it’d be EPIC!

    (sorry DPZ, but I have ADD or something. Can’t help it)

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