The BRILLIANT Logic on Display is Mind-Boggling

Boggle, boggle, boggle.

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Bill Schmalfeldt always goes on about facts. The problem with this particular fact, is the fact that it is made up in his head to fit his little narrative.  In fact, he is SO SURE about this alleged fact, that he begged and pleaded with an alleged co-conspirator in this whole plot to please, please pretty please help the Cook County Sheriff’s office to nail Patrick Grady once and for all.

Wonder how that’s working out for him?

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So, lemmie get this straight. Patrick has an RO against Bill. Which is supposed to tell Bill Schmalfeldt to keep his grubby nose out of Patrick’s business because he went and did it the wrong way once upon a time and that was enough to get the law to smack him on the nose with a newspaper like the Very Bad Boy that he is.

But law is not law! Bill Schmalfeldt am law! And so he hounds Patrick over something that he pieced together from coincidences that can never, ever be proven because HE DOESN’T HAVE THE ACTUAL LETTER THAT HE CLAIMS WAS FORGED.

I’d tell Bill Schmalfeldt to FOCUS, but it seems that he’s burnt out all his neurons as he obsessively dreams about Patrick Grady’s butt.

Ew.

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18 Responses to The BRILLIANT Logic on Display is Mind-Boggling

  1. Minemyown says:

    The odds on favorite right now to enter a Cook County Courtroom in handcuffs, wearing a blaze orange prison jumpsuit is bill.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. So the only way to stop the most entertaining story on the internet is to announce the solution to the one mystery which has made Bill Schmalfeldt uncomfortable and in doing so open up a guy to more harassment and legal action by Bill? In doing so, Bill becomes happy, and everybody else becomes sad? This feller doesn’t understand motivation, does he?

    Liked by 3 people

  3. Loren says:

    Perhaps if he followed his own line of semi-reasoning a bit further, he would realize the alternative option is Paul Krendler != Patrick Grady.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Jane says:

    IIRC, though the letter ended up in the file, it wasn’t actually taken into evidence, nor did the court make any ruling on it.

    Liked by 2 people

  5. JeffM says:

    What is wildly funny is that most of us are convinced that Witless, directly or indirectly, wrote and sent THE LETTER. So his desperate effort to get someone else to admit doing something that we believe he did seems to us not only ridiculous but even pathetic.

    Now if Willie is blameless, it is even funnier because he will never learn who engineered the prank. Indulge me for a moment. He puts a medium on the stand who testifies that Willie’s dead wife told him that she doesn’t remember sending THE LETTER. Ignoring the issues of admissibility of hearsay evidence and her credibility as a dead person (she is not under oath and has no fear of imprisonment for perjury because she is already imprisoned in a clock), her not sending the letter does NOTHING to prove who did send it. And Willie cannot get physical evidence concerning THE LETTER because he does not have it.

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    • Jane says:

      Very well stated, JeffM.

      Going further with the ridiculous notion that any authority would take this seriously enough to even investigate, much less prosecute, when the defense demands the letter for forensic testing, the loathsome loser intends to present a copy. You know, a copy that the fat freak didn’t avoid touching. hahahaha

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  6. Jeanette Victoria says:

    Facts is what these lunatics FEEL they are

    Liked by 2 people

  7. w says:

    Always with the butt stuff. Get help Shakes-

    Liked by 2 people

  8. Mr Minority says:

    The Fear Pee King is a Psychiatrist dream! With his obsession with butts and urinating on children, a Psychiatrist would be able to buy a Lamborghini.

    Liked by 3 people

  9. This Other Latin F*cker says:

    I feel that the dick dents in his head are actually tiny speakers that were implanted for the specific purpose of playing an infinite loop of “inhale………….exhale………….inhale………….exhale………….” just so he doesn’t forget to breath.

    Also I see that Bill “The Famous Author” Schmalfeldt is so fucking stupid that he thinks if someone resells one of his books he gets a cut. Now I’m not going to tell the ginormous douche why that is a really, really stupid thing to ask and maybe, just maybe he’ll figure it out for himself if he isn’t too lazy to actually google it. See, this is why people say he’s a failure. He’s not good at ANYTHING other then being a warning to others on how not to live your life.

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  10. BusPassOffice says:

    What measurements does bill look for in an ideal woman?

    600 PSI

    Liked by 6 people

  11. Russ says:

    “Indisputable.” I do not think that means what he thinks it means.

    Liked by 3 people

  12. Easein says:

    I would like to see the Horde take up a collection and promise to spend it on Flowers for His Funeral. It’s the least we can do for the hours and years of entertainment Rodney Danger-Dumb-Fuck has given us.

    Among other things.

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    • I’m planning on holding a memorial kegger at Cousin Bill’s burial site.

      Free beer, and there will be a chest high privacy screen around the grave, so you can pay your respects.

      As many times as you like.

      For about two weeks.

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