Yes, the time has come. Questions are being asked. And they deserve to be answered.
What on EARTH did Bill Schmalfeldt do to make him so utterly reviled?
I’m not going to focus on some of the usual things that get people riled up. Instead, I’m going to go to the one place where Bill can’t blame “RWNJs” for this intense distaste for him and his proclivities.
The Daily Kos Anal Rape Article
This article has a lot in common with Bill’s Boy Scout parodies. It was something that was done to attempt to give a satirical spin on how a certain group thinks about things. In this case, it was how overblown heterosexual males were all squeamish about gay men having sex but that all they really wanted to do was to screw their girl in the butt – whether she wanted him to or not.
But what is really interesting is the comment section. This is where Bill Schmalfeldt discovered he had a problem: that Liberals can often have the exact same issues as Conservatives with descriptions like this. AND that tone is ever so important – Bill Schmalfeldt being completely tone deaf.
And just how did Bill Schmalfeldt respond to this? By attacking those who called him out on his tasteless descriptions of rape.
One of the ones that really took offense to the post was called Cinnamon. But because Cinnamon couldn’t understand Bill’s point, she obviously had no reading comprehension skills, no sense of humor, and BY GOD how DARE she criticize someone who has done as much (if not more) for the progressive cause blah, blah, blah.
And of course, if you notice, he of course had to make a crude sexual innuendo in his comment, all while making as if he was giggling like a schoolgirl.
Oh. Bill Schmalfeldt can do without the hystrionics people. Because you can’t just disagree with him. Because HE’S ON YOUR SIDE! And he will fight on his terms! Because you know not what he has fought for YEARS! The sturm und drang!
Seriously, I just can’t even.
Bill Schmalfeldt. Doubling down. How many times have we seen this happen? Seriously, Bill Schmalfeldt’s worst enemy is Bill Schmalfeldt. I really wish he would understand this.