Remember when Bill Schmalfeldt said…
Oh wait. He deleted it from the Internet. My bad.
Ahhh. Yes. The never-ending Schmycle…
The Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt was going to drop it all and move on, but one of those pesky Zombie Lickspittles pulled him back in.
No! Wait! He’s done for good NOW!
But, nooooo… NOW he’s going to own everyone’s houses, cars, wives, and kids. AGAIN!
But, wait! It’s a new day and another one of his DOOOOOM Clocks has expired (sans DOOOOOM… per always). He’s moving on with his life for realz THIS time!
Let us count the ways… LOLsuit I, LOLsuit II, LOLsuit III, LOLsuit IV, LOLsuit V, LOLsuit VI.
Ahem… DISMISSED WITH PREJUDICE at the request of Plaintiff Bill Schmalfeldt.
But, but, but… BIOHAZARDOUSMATERIAL!!1!!1!FORGEDLETTER!!!1!!1!POSTALINSPECTORS!!1!!1! STERLINGREPUTATION!!1!!1!CONSPIRACY!!1!!1!FEDRUHL CRAHMS!!1!!1!
By golly… it’s time to end it all (again). He’s moving on with his life… again.
Cue LOLsuit VII, a welfare attorney, and EPIC MEGA DOOOOOM ELEVENTY!!1!!1!!
Blather. Rinse. Repeat.
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Surprised he didn’t say fuck a boy scout.
“Surprised he didn’t say fuck a boy scout.”
He reserves those types of comments for his “comedy” schticks.
Fingernails Reeking of Poo per an exhibit filed by Bill Schmalfeldt of Juniper and Canticle Courts, St. Francis, WI, formerly of Elkridge, Illinois, available on Amazon, in his, Screaming for Attention collection. More depraved content is available in his, Deranged Cyberstalker collection, image below.
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I think some of those “fucks” are really going to hurt and/or leave a mark. Just sayin’.
It’s like listening to Angry Video Game Nerd, but at least AVGN directs his ire at crappy cash-in video games.
It’s kinda exhausting, isn’t it? Eeesh.
Indeed. Exhausting… and, incredibly annoying and ridiculous.
Much like the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt himself
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Oh wait. He deleted it from the Internet.
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That misleading title could have crushed our Howard when he found out it wasn’t true. But he knew better than to believe anything written by the malicious maggot.
I know, right?! 😂
Willie is not called Witless for nothing.
He may have convinced himself, an activity that seems to acquire virtually no effort, that what he is doing is not spoliation because (1) what he has deleted is not germane to his latest so-called case, or (2) he has merely withdrawn it from public view while carefully preserving it.
If the first is his reason, Willie may be correct, provided he is not alleging defamation or invasion of privacy and provided it is reasonable to expect that his suit will not trigger any counter suits. (I see you laughing over there. CUT IT OUT.) Anything concerning his reputation is of course germane to defamation, and anything concerning what he himself has publicly disclosed is of course germant to invasion of privacy. And someone reasonable might expect a counter-suit from, for example, Grady. (I wonder if his lawyer knows about anyone who might have called Grady’s employer or church. That might be pertinent information.) But Witless doubtless has his own view of the reasonable man standard. Of course, once Willie fails to prove that Grady is Krendler, he may get a free education on what is reasonable at law. Willie has bet very big that Grady is Krendler.
If the second is his reason, that is a more interesting hypothesis. Removing things from public view while being careful to avoid spoliation may indicate a belated recognition that a jury will not find his Internet persona at all sympathetic. It may also indicate a dawning realization about being a public figure for a limited purpose.
So Ash, by keeping visible what he apparently wants to hide, you are not only organizing a defense for yourself and any others he may embroil in litigation, you are performing a public service for the rest of mankind. Thank you.
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“So Ash, by keeping visible what he apparently wants to hide, you are not only organizing a defense for yourself and any others he may embroil in litigation, you are performing a public service for the rest of mankind. Thank you.”
Ash deserves many thanks and uber appreciation. ❤️
“Willie is not called Witless for nothing.”
People get PAID for this? WHY WASN’T I TOLD???
DAMMIT! We missed the boat! Aaaargh.
The Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt is a co-defendant in a lawsuit in Maryland alleging Conspiracy.
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