Oh Long-Suffering Bill, How We Have Missed You!

Forced to sit on his fingers and Not. Talk. About. Certain. THINGS!!!!, our good un-friend Bill Schmalfeldt has decided to play the “My plight is just like yours! But I will SACRIFICE myself for the CAUSE! *sob*!” card. And lo! There was much PLM.


After I spewed my Coke over my keyboard and monitor from reading this particular post, I decided that yeah, this one needed to be fisked, but only this part of it. Because virtue signalling and attempts at rehabilitating your online persona are so overdone. So, from the beginning of these three paragraphs:

This is not a good time to be a hate-stalker.

I didn’t know there was a “good” time to be a hate-“anything.” Hate is so nebulous these days anyway. And since I don’t do anything but comment on public utterances, not a stalker, so…

What happened Wednesday to Leslie Jones will outrage people who are not trolls or racists.

Umm, what about those of us who think that obtaining personal information that that person hasn’t made public and then plastering it everywhere is something to be deplored? While I’m not “outraged” at what happened to Ms. Jones, I am kinda ticked that people get their jollies that way. Does a lack of outrage mean that I am now a troll or a racist? Inquiring minds want to know.

Time Magazine’s cover story last week was about the subject of Internet Hate Speech.

Again, who defines what is “hate speech?” It’s such a nebulous term that now a days stands for “speech that I don’t like.” Yeah, I don’t go much in for that. Whatever happened to “I may disagree with what you say but I will fight to the death for your right to say it?” I grit my teeth and proclaim my support for the right of Neo Nazis and Westboro Baptist Church idiots to say whatever they want to in whatever medium they want to. I hate their speech, but you know that if we start regulating that, then we all will eventually go. It’s already starting.

I am not a famous person.

Not for lack of trying nor desire to be…

I’m a retired, widowed nobody living on his own in a small apartment in St. Francis, WI.

Yay! Good for him! He learned how to adult! Does he want an #asspat for that? I guess he wants one for being either a) retired, b) widowed (guess I’m going to have to drag out my girlfriend who was widowed at the tender age of 27 to show him up) c) living in a small apartment (like most of the world). Awww, give ‘im some luvins anyway! The poor boo!

What happened to me wasn’t as egregious as what happened to Ms. Jones.

Ummm, she had stuff posted that she didn’t make available to the public. She was hacked. Bill Schmalfeldt? He got pushback from people who decided that they weren’t going to let him run roughshod over others anymore just because he was “investigating.” He gets crucified with his own words and pictures that HE put out into the PUBLIC HIMSELF! So hell yeah, it’s not as egregious. Hell, I don’t know if it even has an “eg” in it.

But this stuff has to stop.

Yes. Yes it HAS to stop. And SOON! Because we certainly don’t need to be seeing anymore of this anytime in the near future.


Please. If only for the children!

If I can use my case to shut down the flow of sewage from the right wing hate tubes, I will consider that a victory for everyone.

Oh yes, he is so brave! So bold! So, so, … umm… yeah. Mmmkay. We’ll just leave that right there and say: If Bill Schmalfeldt wants to shut down a flow of sewage, from any type of “tube,” he should look first and foremost in the mirror. But we all know he won’t do that.

Guess he’s doomed to failure then!


About The Dread Pirate Zombie

Member of the Zombie Horde and Lickspittle Minion. Out to eat your brainnnsssss. And a few other sweetbreads because they are so nomm-y. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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22 Responses to Oh Long-Suffering Bill, How We Have Missed You!

  1. D. Edgren says:

    Not conceding any points here, but is there really some distinction to be made between “right-wing” sewage and sewage from the left? Isn’t sewage sewage? Just askin’. Or is the point that, if it emanates from the left, it by definition cannot possibly be sewage?

    I think it must be the latter, as I have never seen an acknowledgement or admission to the contrary.

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  2. Minemyown says:

    What happened Wednesday to Leslie Jones will outrage people who are not trolls or racists.

    So bill was not outrage since he is a well known troll.

    Liked by 6 people

  3. Minemyown says:

    What happened Wednesday to Leslie Jones will outrage people who are not trolls or racists.

    Like what you Bill Schmalfeldt did to this poor woman?
    Lying sack of horse manure, hypocritical, WANNABE.

    Liked by 12 people

  4. Jane says:

    RSM, 2013:
    And Now, Helpless Victim Bill Schmalfeldt Heroically Suffers Glorious Martyrdom


    “…The demonstrable insignificance of Bill Schmalfeldt certainly provokes the question, “Why does anybody even notice him?” And the answer is, because of his relentless harassment, he requires attention — preferably, the attention of qualified professionals in the field of forensic psychology, but until such time as the profilers at Quantico take an interest, he’ll just have to settle for whatever attention he gets. …”

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  5. Minemyown says:

    Lonely is the night, when you find yourself alone
    Your demons come to light, and your mind is not your own
    Lonely is the night, when there’s no one left to call
    You feel the time is right–(say) the writin’s on the wall

    Opening from:
    “Lonely is the Night”, from the “Don’t Say No” album by Billy Squier.

    Liked by 3 people

  6. Neal N. Bob says:

    To listen to the Diminished Capacity Kid, you could be forgiven for thinking that he had nine restraining orders against other people!.

    He’s so awesome,

    Liked by 10 people

  7. I would recommend the 6 inch ardox nails for Bill to make sure he stays up on his cross.

    Liked by 4 people

  8. BusPassOffice says:

    Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@SchmalfeldtBill · 2h2 hours ago
    Interesting to read comments from a libel defendant supporting the hacking of Leslie Jones. Not hard to believe, though. #IStandWithLeslie

    Dude you dismissed her with prejudice two lawsuits ago and the last lawsuit found that you did not state a claim that relief can be granted.



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  9. Techno Jinxx says:

    so Stinky thinks if one isn’t suitably “outraged” enough over something that means that one supports it?? must be the same logic that says disagreement = HATE!!!

    what a typical libtarded asinine idea..
    which is exactly what Stinky is, typical asinine libtard.

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  10. I’m going to guess that people were stupid, but it would seem that Ms. Jones’ tweets more than met the supposed definition of “Twitter violations which get you banned” while Milo’s were pretty innocuous.

    So I guess in Bill’s little world that makes me a supporter of bigotry and racism, a “hater”. However folks on the left have been calling me that, sometimes to my face, sometimes just blanket statements of the “if you don’t agree with me 100% you’re EVIL11!!1!” type, and at this point not only do I not care, I’m almost to the point of enjoying it.

    I know a LOT of others on the right/libertarian/conservative spectrum are feeling the same way. It’s going to get real messy if they push enough people over the line to the point where they say “You want to see hate/racism/bigotry? We’ll show you hate/racism/bigotry!” Sadly, the left and their useful idiots like Bill seem determined to do just that.

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  11. The left want to silence hate, be the ones defining hate, and have their sweaty palms on the ‘silence’ lever. It doesn’t work like that. Michelle Malkin and Ann Coulter get far worse email and online hate that either that comedian or Bill.

    Why don’t they whine like little babies? Because they are grown-ups. That’s something that guy could think about while he’s NOT talking about the case.

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    • Grace says:

      Exactly, Dave.

      The useful idiots on the left (like the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt) don’t give a shit about so-called “hate” being flung around on social media. If they did? They, too, would be supporting and defending the Michelle Malkins and the Ann Coulters of the world. But, they don’t… because in their sick-and-twisted minds, the eeeeevil RWNJs *deserve* it, ya see.

      In fact, that seething ball of hate Bill Schmalfeldt HIMSELF has directed some of the WORST and most hate-filled and racist comments toward Michelle Malkin.

      Bill Schmalfeldt is a hypocrite of the highest order.

      SJW goons like Bill Schmalfeldt absolutely want to be the ones to define what constitutes “hate,” they want to be the ones to dictate who should be punished and what the punishment should be… all the while demanding *they* be allowed to behave in any manner they would like to behave and say whatever they would like to say… all while being completely immune from any and all consequences.

      In a word… fascists.

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      • paralleldino says:

        Now Grace, did you mean to unfairly disparage those who honestly believe that socialism should be practiced at the national level, and that the means of production should be nominally owned by private investors but that business decisions should be made by the state?

        “In reality, to which I assume all who read these words are loyal, words have meaning, and the word fascist means a national socialist totalitarian.

        “The Morlock is loyal to unreality.

        “In unreality, words have emotional import only, and are used only to express emotions, much like the barking of a dog expresses anger, or the purr of a cat expresses pleasure. What you are reading is a Rorschach blot of words, merely one subjective meaning plastered atop another, forming the verbal version of what, when expressed visually, is seen in a modern art museum as a can of shit, or a bottle of urine, or some other thing alleged to be art. In unreality, ‘fascist’ means BARK! BARK! BARK!”

        Reference: http://www.scifiwright.com/2016/07/defining-fascism-and-morlockery/

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