Remember when Bill Schmalfeldt said…
Oh wait. He deleted it from the Internet. My bad.
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BILLY SEZ - Adventures in Bill Schmalfeldt's Pretendy Land Internet Courtroom. All Rise! 
CALL YOUR LAWYER AND TELL HIM YOU’RE A SERIAL ADJUDICATED HARASSER THAT ATTACKS BABIES< ALIVE AND DEAD IN THE MOST HORRID OF FASHIONS ALL BECAUSE THEIR PARENTS WERE NOT LIBERALS OR REFUSED TO SUBMIT TO YOUR HARASSMENT
AND REMIND HIM WHY YOU'RE A TOTAL ASSHOLE, NO WAIT HE GOT THE IDEA
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His lawyer knows. Despite Bill taking an expensive, dangerous trip to meet him, Sorich tired of Bill’s shit after about an hour and sent him packing.
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Any firms Malpractice insurance requires a signed attorney-client representation agreement clearly outlying their responsibilities and Bills. There was no meeting really about the suit – it would take days upon days. Defamation suits are the most expensive and time consuming especially for plaintiffs. Bill probably volunteered to come instead of transacting through the mail and I would bet that he’s profoundly disappointed that it was a big nothing burger
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I’m sure that Mr. Sorich waded through Lolcow Billy’s mess of “evidence” and did his finest Walter Mondale impression before trying to explain the concept of contributory negligence to him.
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Makes sense BPO.
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“Thanks so much, Mr. Schmalfeldt…No, there’s no need to go through your entire expand-o-file right now…Yes, I promise I will do my due diligence in studying everything you’ve brought…I’m only here to serve you and the court as professionally as possible…No need for you to come to Chicgao again, I’m sure we can do all of our consultations by email from now on…No need for you to call either…Yes, I know it has been less than an hour, but I think I have everything I need…Thanks…Bye…Again, thanks for the warning about Mr. Hoge…Yes, I now see how to differentiate between your true and correct signature and a forgery now…Well, I must run now…Another meeting you see…Bye!”
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When do we take up a collection to send Michael Sorich a bottle of JWB? (BLUE, not red!) 😀
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How very thoughtful, and as is typical for you, one handle, FUN.
Horde: I’m very confident this suggestion is not meant to be taken literally, and if you’ve read many of his/her comments, you know that already.
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He probably went straight home after that meeting and poured every bottle of liquor he had down the sink.
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at the risk of sounding like a broken record……
PLEASE do not send anything to Mr. Sorich, as it could harm the named defendants. When you have the facts and the law on your side, there is no need for such foolishness. And always remember, we are the ‘good guys’ whose behavior should reflect that.
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I think a gift certificate to a local package store would be OK.
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“Just in case you ever entertain the thought that Bill Schmalfeldt might be sane, remember this: When accused of criminal harassment, Schmalfeldt’s reaction is . . . more harassment.. . .
“It’s as if he is incapable of learning anything, or is unable to restrain his insane urges to lash out at the targets of his obsessive rage.” — Robert Stacy McCain
Excerpted from RSM’s 2013 piece: Bill Schmalfeldt Finally Gets His Reply (5,000 words!)
More excerpts:
“…This war-of-annihilation theme is a pattern in Bill Schmalfeldt’s online behavior and, whenever he fails to achieve his goals, he invariably claims that he is being victimized, that other people aren’t playing fair, and then attempts to play “Internet Cop,” threatening to have people arrested, to get them fired from their jobs, to sue them, to have their various Internet accounts shut down, etc. …
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…Perhaps there is some rational explanation for the notorious pattern of your online behavior, but damned if I can imagine what that might be. … Therefore, by a process of elimination – deductive logic, Occam’s Razor, etc. – this leads to exactly one explanation: YOU’RE CRAZY.
Daft. Bonkers. Kooky. Bats in the belfry.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
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…The first time your photo appeared on this blog, was in November 2012, during Thanksgiving weekend when you sent me more than 200 harassing Twitter messages in a span of 48 hours. …
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…When people are targeted by this kind of online harassment, their friends tell them, “Just ignore it.” But until it happens to you, it’s very difficult to understand how serious it really is. It’s online terrorism, and the people who engage in it do so habitually.
Even if you ignore it, and your harasser eventually gets bored with you and moves on, this doesn’t mean they’ll stop. They’ll just find a new focus of their hateful sociopathic behavior. …”
(emphasis added)
Screencaps, whiny video of the loathsome loser “going after” Facebook, and another 4,000~ words in the piece.
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“Even if you ignore it, and your harasser eventually gets bored with you and moves on, this doesn’t mean they’ll stop. They’ll just find a new focus of their hateful sociopathic behavior. …”
Exactly. THIS is the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt in a nutshell.
As many of us have long believed, and have pretty much insured by following his demented, hate-filled antics and calling him out for his anti-social, vile behavior… as long as the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt is focusing his unhinged rage, sociopathic harassment, relentless abuse, lawless threats, and shutuppery lawfare on the Zombie Lickspittles, he is far too distracted with us to spend much of any time acquiring new victims.
However, he is still dementedly committed to harassing and abusing good-and-decent folks. But, I wholeheartedly believe that one day he will duly and deservedly be held to account… and, it is going to hurt… real bad.
I. Can’t. Wait.
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Neither can anyone else!
Car, phone.
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