Spoliation of the Day

Remember when Bill Schmalfeldt said this:

Screenshot 2016-06-26 09.21.00

Oh wait. He deleted it from the Internet. My bad.


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19 Responses to Spoliation of the Day

  1. The 13th Duke of Wymbourne says:

    The funny thing is, neither would he.

    Liked by 3 people

  2. The 13th Duke of Wymbourne says:

    Oh, and of course…

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Jane says:

    But apparently the button works all the way to Chicago! hahahahaha

    Liked by 7 people

  4. Minemyown says:

    Once again he posted a picture of himself with the self satisfied expression an infant has when his diaper is full.

    Liked by 5 people

  5. Neal N. Bob says:

    For a fat man with mobility issues, he sure likes creating moving targets, doesn’t he?

    “If I go to Maryland, I MIGHT DIE!!!! Chicago, on the other hand …”

    Liked by 3 people

  6. BusPassOffice says:

    Its waay to cold to be dragged to court in Maryland so I moved to Wisconsin, right on the great lakes, where it snows more than 90% of the Continental United States, because its too cold in Maryland…

    Liked by 3 people

  7. BusPassOffice says:

    “I also moved to a convent to be near the motherhouse, so they could witness first hand the filth, lies, smears, misogyny, harassment, broadcast, published and marketed from their consecrated grounds where many lifetimes upon lifetimes of service to the glory of God needed some of my balance”

    Did I mention I harass dead babies and grieving mothers”

    Liked by 3 people

  8. Dianna says:

    He brandishes his little get out of lawsuits button. It’s so cute.

    Well, no, not really. But his delusions are fairly comic, even when I feel bit sad about laughing at them.

    Liked by 3 people

  9. Most people, if for some reason they wanted to take a picture to post of something they wear around their neck, would take a picture of the item itself and only show at most their hand holding it. Or take it off and arrange it on a flat surface first.

    That he had to show his smug face pretty much proves that he thinks he’s got a “get out of jail” card there and he wants us to know that that’s what he thinks he has.

    He is wrong. We already knew that, but he gave more than ample evidence by travelling over night, by himself, to someplace where, if the alert signal were to be recieved by the monitoring company, they’d have no idea where to call, nor where to send EMS. So yeah, I don’t think travelling outside his apartment is a death sentence, and neither does he.

    Liked by 1 person

  10. Please delete the duplicate!
    (Dang phone… grumble, grumble.)


  11. Boston Bob says:

    I just looked at Consumer Reports page for these medical alert systems. Literally every single one had a GPS option (for an extra fee around $50/month depending on service). Calls the local 911 system if you’re on the road. Seems like a simple solution. Even useful if you like to take long walks along the water or drive your scooter to the local market.

    Liked by 4 people

  12. It’s always a good idea to buy an “independence button” that requires you to remain in your house so people can find you if it goes off. That’s what I’m going to look for when I can’t take care of myself. A button that turns my home into a jail cell.

    Liked by 3 people

  13. Freedom Costs says:

    MobileHelp’s Fall Button™

    Fall Button™ with Automatic Fall Detect2
    Comfortable and lightweight
    Wearable as a pendant
    Waterproof design for use in the shower
    Compatible with MobileHelp’s Cellular Base Station and Mobile Device

    this one is for those that travel…. connects to cell phone.

    so yet again DF did not do the research needed to complete his goal.


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