Remember when Bill Schmalfeldt said:
Oh wait. He deleted it from the Internet. My bad.
I wonder which of those errands pushed her over the line of not being able to recover.
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Mailing the letter to Hoge, duh!
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Poor woman had to run his errands and mop up his piss while she was dying and he was playing cripple. Now that she’s gone and he got his blood money he can do all those things for himself including taking trips out of town. Good God, what kind of person does that to someone they claim to have loved???
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What kind of person? You assume there’s a category. I was hoping there was only one individual like that.
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“…what kind of person…”
I am sorry to correct you, you must have flunked Biology. King Fear Peeonidas is not in the same Phylum as Mammals (Chordata) let alone Class or Order, you meant the Gastropoda Phylum, which contains Banana Slugs.
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Banana slugs would find the comparison odious and contemptible.
An easy mistake to make considering the apparent lack of a neck. But, given that the science is never really settled, and stripping away your accurate metaphor; Bill is in fact a vertebrate. Regrettably he gets all the way up to Hominid. He graduated from Primate by ingratuitously showing his distinct lack of a tail.
The dents in the skull do suggest Homo helmei, but the patterning is inconclusive.
I don’t know if Bwilly is in the Primate Order, I checked and Primates take care of their young, and all Bwilly wants to do is pee on them. If I had to quess I think I would put him in the Sirenia Order, this is Manatees and Sea Cows. I think that would be a better fit.
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An interesting hypothesis. We should write a grant.
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