The Irony is Inescapable

A person who has no qualms about calling women the most vile names in the book (c*nts, tw*ts, saying they have sexual diseases, etc., etc.) just because he doesn’t like what they say about him, even if it’s just repeating his own words, revels in a wanna-be politician calling a female body part it’s colloquial term while trying to puff up his sexual prowess to make up for his horrendous hair-do.

It’s just a day ending in “Y” for Bill Schmalfeldt. For me, I can’t decide if it’s because he’s jealous that Trump had the braggadocio to say it and Bill didn’t, or if he’s jealous that Trump actually had the opportunities to do such a thing, even if Trump didn’t do it and it was all puffery.

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AND THEN HE DECIDES TO MEMORIALIZE IT IN SONG! (Apologies to those who actually sing, or to those who wish to keep their ears intact will more than likely be necessary if you choose to listen – I didn’t.)

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Of course it practically wrote itself. This is Bill Schmalfeldt we are talking about. Most normal people wouldn’t even go there. But I repeat myself.

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9 Responses to The Irony is Inescapable

  1. Jane says:

    Yeah, going after Trump is not only the height of hypocrisy, in a way it’s an admission that Krendler made the lying laardvark his bitch, doncha’ think?

    Liked by 3 people

  2. Neal N. Bob says:

    Given that the Yokohama Casanova has a face full of what looks suspiciously like Kaposi sarcoma, it’s possible that all of his allegations of people having sexual diseases is another example of his projection.

    Liked by 6 people

  3. Paul Krendler says:

    I still think it’s leprosy. In three months he’ll look like

    Liked by 4 people

    • Mr Minority says:

      That person looks better than your Bitch does right now!

      Liked by 2 people

    • lorddewclaw says:

      Yeah…. Robert the Bruce’s decrepit dad looks way better than Krendler’s Bitch.

      Hey Lyin’ of Lebanon… Hope all your fingers fall off along with your tongue which would effectively end your internet escapades (no speech-to-text for you, fatass!).

      … and there would be much rejoicing.

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  4. He is now to the point where things have to do things for themselves. Words, songs. He’s not getting up. If it ain’t easy, he’s not taking it on.

    Liked by 4 people

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