Oh, What Nearly a Month Off Can Do for You!

Well, now! It’s been a few weeks, hasn’t it? Instead of giving a blow-by-blow of how things have been crazy insane in my life, I’ll give you the TL/DR version – life happened, I learned how to relax. Oh, and kittens. Lots and LOTS of kittens.

But as for Bill Schmalfeldt? Well, his aneurisms over the whole election  and the newest legal spewings (That boy just don’t like being on the defendant’s side of the table, now do he? Perhaps that distaste should be exploited a whole lot more…) have me… gearing up for some comment.

But first? Caffeine. It is Monday after all. Then on to the postings! See you all soon!


About The Dread Pirate Zombie

Member of the Zombie Horde and Lickspittle Minion. Out to eat your brainnnsssss. And a few other sweetbreads because they are so nomm-y. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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25 Responses to Oh, What Nearly a Month Off Can Do for You!

  1. Russ says:

    Kittens make everything better.

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  2. Paul Krendler says:


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  3. Dianna says:

    The only real question is: how many kittens?

    Phone, MUNI.

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  4. one handle and stick to it says:


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  5. Grace says:

    Ash –

    So good to see you back and posting, girl!

    Bring. It. On!

    Liked by 5 people

  6. JeffM says:

    It’s now 11 pm. That must have been a GINORMOUS cup of coffee.

    In the mean time, the wailing, flailing Whale of Fail must have uttered a plenitude of inanities, vulgarities, and malapropisms.

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  7. Bow wow wow, yippee yo yippee yay
    Bow wow, yippee yo yippee yay

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  8. When you’re a zombie, having life happen to you can really put a crimp in your style. For instance, can you still eat brains?

    Liked by 3 people

  9. wpdavidd says:

    Welcome back to the living–well, sort of….

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  10. God creating animals, kitten episode:

    G: give them big eyes, the softest fur we have, and make them say “mew, mew”
    Angel: oh how adora-
    G: put knives on their feet
    A: wut

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  11. This Other Latin F*cker says:

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  12. gmking222 says:

    So glad you’re back, Ash! 😸🐈

    Liked by 3 people

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