Well, now! It’s been a few weeks, hasn’t it? Instead of giving a blow-by-blow of how things have been crazy insane in my life, I’ll give you the TL/DR version – life happened, I learned how to relax. Oh, and kittens. Lots and LOTS of kittens.
But as for Bill Schmalfeldt? Well, his aneurisms over the whole election and the newest legal spewings (That boy just don’t like being on the defendant’s side of the table, now do he? Perhaps that distaste should be exploited a whole lot more…) have me… gearing up for some comment.
But first? Caffeine. It is Monday after all. Then on to the postings! See you all soon!
BILLY SEZ - Adventures in Bill Schmalfeldt's Pretendy Land Internet Courtroom. All Rise! 
Kittens make everything better.
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Oh noes! More death threats!
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Yay!
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The only real question is: how many kittens?
Phone, MUNI.
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More than a Baker’s Dozen!
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meow
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Ash –
So good to see you back and posting, girl!
Bring. It. On!
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It’s now 11 pm. That must have been a GINORMOUS cup of coffee.
In the mean time, the wailing, flailing Whale of Fail must have uttered a plenitude of inanities, vulgarities, and malapropisms.
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You didn’t know how big a cup of coffee that was when you posted it. But with all that coffee comes the pit stop break…
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Well, you know. Life. Again. And adulting. Adulting sucks for the record. Unlike Zombying. Which is just plain fun.
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I have not tried zombying. It may be fun, but the initiation fee is literally breath taking.
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Bow wow wow, yippee yo yippee yay
Bow wow, yippee yo yippee yay
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When you’re a zombie, having life happen to you can really put a crimp in your style. For instance, can you still eat brains?
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Yes, but then you’ll get prion disease and die again.
Hey, it’s the Circle of “Life”!
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Dammit. Forgot about all of that.
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Welcome back to the living–well, sort of….
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God creating animals, kitten episode:
G: give them big eyes, the softest fur we have, and make them say “mew, mew”
Angel: oh how adora-
G: put knives on their feet
A: wut
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Yeah. And give them needles for teeth.
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I am totally stealing this.
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I stole it myself, so enjoy
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Bee episode:
G: okay, six legs, antennae, and give them fuzzy striped sweaters.
A: weird, but I like it
G: also put a poison needle on their butts
A:…
G: and make their puke delicious
A: OH COME ON!
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Homicidal muffins of irresistible cuteness.
Phone, train.
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So glad you’re back, Ash! 😸🐈
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