Totally hypothetical question. Came to me out of the clear blue.
Would you rather –
- Have a son living in your basement, a son who loves you and whom you love, a son who spends time with you and provides companionship in your waning years; or
- Have multiple children, NONE of whom visit you or even acknowledge that you exist, especially after finding out that you have created dating profiles which deny THEIR existence?
Only a DUMBFUCK gets this one wrong.