Totally hypothetical question. Came to me out of the clear blue.
Would you rather –
- Have a son living in your basement, a son who loves you and whom you love, a son who spends time with you and provides companionship in your waning years; or
- Have multiple children, NONE of whom visit you or even acknowledge that you exist, especially after finding out that you have created dating profiles which deny THEIR existence?
Only a DUMBFUCK gets this one wrong.
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Well shot!
Phone, train.
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Wait, isn’t there a short little pedo that lives in his mother’s basement and forces his young daughters to share space with a convicted pedophile? That isn’t the guy you mean is it? Brett Coleman Kimberlin? The Speedway Bomber? I’m sure you mean someone else since you mentioned the word “love” and didn’t include a disclaimer about underage girls.
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What sites are these profiles on?
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This one appeared on Ourtime.com back in October 2016. It does not appear to be available any longer.
The URL for this image is http://i.imgur.com/VfAdyBw.jpg.
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I have mentioned that I know people in their 80’s who still have their own teeth, yes?
Phone, undisclosed location, but not work.
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And there’s another earlier version at https://archive.is/p02ds.
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That post should have come with a warning to A) Have an airsick bag handy B) Stretch those lulz muscles.
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wow. just – wow. i don’t even know what to say to that.
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You are so not alone!
Phone, undisclosed location!
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