Riding on the Wheel (not the Ferris one)

Bill Schmalfeldt has a huge problem. But it’s one that he just doesn’t understand. And it is entirely of his own making and as such is great fodder for much pointing and laughing. Same shit. Different Day.

Bill is all het up about the lawsuit he is currently embroiled in with John Hoge. He keeps repeating the same things over and over again in different ways. His main points seem to be is that the posts that he copies wholesale onto his blog aren’t actionable firstly because he says they aren’t copyrightable and secondly because he says that he never signed a valid contract at the end of the first copyright lawsuit between he and Messr. Hoge. You know, the contract that was blessed by a judge as an appropriate settlement of that lawsuit.


Awwww. Poor Bill. So upset. So mad. Such language towards a man who doesn’t curse at him in the slightest. It’s… queer… at how excited and angry Bill gets over this lawsuit. He keeps going round and round on his little hamster wheel, exhausting himself with all this shouting into the void. It’s very odd indeed.

Something that Bill forgets in all of this is all his failed lawsuits against Hoge and others. When he was cackling with glee over how much he was going to take from all of us because we made his butthurt so bad by calling him out and accurately quoting him.

We all know how that worked out for him. Perhaps he should take the advice he gave to *us* and shut his little trap about things while he’s being sued. *snort*

But we all know Bill will carry on, calling Hoge names, throwing his tantrums over at Billy Boy Unread.


Pssst, Bill! He already is. Oopsie poopsie.


About The Dread Pirate Zombie

Member of the Zombie Horde and Lickspittle Minion. Out to eat your brainnnsssss. And a few other sweetbreads because they are so nomm-y. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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15 Responses to Riding on the Wheel (not the Ferris one)

  1. You are absolutely correct. A lot of Bill’s actions could be referred to as very…queer.

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  2. I was told to keep my head down. Do any of his demands ever get met? I mean recently, of course.

    Liked by 3 people

  3. Hoosier Native says:

    He can’t even spell the German phrase right….

    Liked by 3 people

  4. Kyle Kiernan says:

    PleasePleasePlease never ever put DF and the term assless chaps in the same sentence ever again. Please. for the children. I have a western civilization in here and I’d like it to grow up without that concept. Please.

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  5. John “Minemyown” Doe says:

    Why does auto correct not like “Schmalfeldt” keeps wanting to change it to “Schmaltzy”.


    Yiddish. of, pertaining to, or characterized by schmaltz. Overly emotional. Cheesy sentiment, grandiose passion usually accompanied by effusive or overly-demonstrative gesticulations.

    Superlative combination of sincerity and sentimentality. Abundance of enthusiasm or excitement. Usually one-sided, always over-the-top. Can be misconstrued as meretricious in nature, though that’s not usually the case.

    Go and read the tags.

    I like this one.
    #the big rubbery one

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  6. agiledog says:

    Let’s all remember that Bill Schmalfeldt submitted a motion to a judge in a STATE lawsuit to transfer the suit TO. ANOTHER. STATE. Yes, something that has never been done before in history, and based on the proven lie that Bill had Parkinson’s. Now THAT is abject legal stupidity. So if Bill is suggesting a course of action for someone, the safe bet would be to do the exact opposite.

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  7. This Other Latin F*cker says:

    I’ll say it again, Bill’s biggest problem (other then just being Bill) is that he THINKS he’s smart. He latches onto an idea and it becomes the most genius thing anyone in history has ever thought of before. Then he gets into court and loses. Again. Lather, rinse, repeat. But he never takes a step back to think, “Gee, all the lawsuits I’ve filed I’ve had to drop or the judge has thrown them out. Maybe I”m not good at this stuff.” Nope, not Billy, he just keeps on plugging ahead cock sure that THIS time hes’ found the ‘smoking gun’ that will defeat anyone. Hell, he couldn’t even win when the court forced him to have a welfare attorney act on his behalf.

    World’s Stupidest Man™

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