It seems that someone went and tried to notify Bill Schmalfeldt’s workplace about what a piece of work he is. You know. That he volunteers to urinate on small children. (And just remember. I *do* have the original screenshot of what was posted. Plus an automated email. But who’s counting, right?)
Oh! So he admits it now! Just awesome!
Let me see. He’s contacted I don’t know HOW MANY employers of people that he feels are his enemies. To tell them that so and so made his butt hurt. Not that they were known to offer to urinate on small children, which is sick and nasty and, just ew, mind you. But that his fee-fees were hurt because people were mean to him on the internet and he just doesn’t know how to put on his big boy panties and deal with it.
Oh, and can’t forget that he’s done it to the WRONG PEOPLE every now and again. But that was fine, just FINE!. Because Bill Schmalfeldt ALWAYS has might and right on his side, dontchaknow?
Funny, how when someone decides that an employer should be notified about a possibly concerning matter that because it’s about Bill Schmalfeldt, suddenly it’s frivolous and worthy of documentation for prosecution. But not by Bill, mind you, but the radio station that uses him as an unpaid intern.
I’d love to be the police officer that has to take that report. Because I just might need the giggle that it would provide me.
“They are claiming that he offered to urinate on small children?…. And he agreed that yes he had? ….. And you were okay with it?….. Something about putting down a plastic tarp first?….. Okay….. And you want us to…. do something about Bill? …… No? ……. The person who reported it to you? …… Okay then. …… Alright, thank you for your time. Bye-bye now!”